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This is the action chapter! Yes, yes, oh yay. Oh, and sorry to keep you waiting on this one.

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Chapter 4

Dib and Kloof split up in the empty corridor. Dib used the directory and a homemade Irken-English translator to eventually find SIR unit storage.

He looked up to see a sign that read "WARNING: EXPOSED WIRING". Dib smiled, much like he did when he first discovered Tak's ship.

Kloof turned the corner to find the group consisting of Zim, Gir, and Mimi. "Mimi, attack!" Zim screamed. She slammed Kloof into the wall; Kloof was too surprised to defend himself. But he did take out his sword and create a shockwave attack, sending Mimi flying. He turned around to charge Gir.

A weapon came out of Gir's chest and began firing chocolate hard shell at Kloof.

"Gir! Where did you get that!" Zim asked Gir.

"I got CREDIT CARDS, master!" Gir shouted his response.

Zim ignored the potential dangers of Gir having credit cards at the moment to keep his attention on Kloof. Zim drew Pak-mounted freeze rays and used them to harden a very angry and chocolate-coated Kloof. The shell began to crack almost immediately, though…

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Tak charged her weapons and shot them at Kloof's ship. "C'mon, hit!" she said to herself, beginning to get frustrated.

Gaz veered to the left and dodged. She fired back at Tak, using the BLT.

Gaz got angry now. "Grrr…I'm going tear you into alien shreds, put them through a wood chipper, and feed them to that little dog who lives next door!" Gaz shouted.

The shot fired from the BLT took a thin slice off of Tak's ship. Tak shrieked and slammed into Gaz. Due to the impact, Gaz misfired the missiles she was launching. The missiles were sent careening into a large nearby Irken ship. Tak and Gaz paused, locked eyes, and stared each other down.

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"My Tallest, Zim is onboard," an Irken officer said.

Red looked annoyed and slightly worried, probably knowing Zim would break something if he was on there long enough. "Ugh, great. Send the troops. Bring him to the bridge."

"How many troops, sir?"

"All of them! Make Zim hurt!" Purple interjected.

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Screaming, Kloof broke out of the chocolate hard shell and charged Gir. He used his sword to chop off Gir's legs, while using his fist to punch a hole in Gir's torso.

Gir didn't look really fazed. "Look master, I'm a donut!" he said to Zim. Gir began filling the space with fine china that happened to be lying around.

Mimi shot her own missiles at Kloof. He dodged easily however, zipping behind Tak's robot companion, and beheaded Mimi from behind.

Zim realized that he was the only one left able to attack, so he activated the spider legs in his Pak. Kloof simply chopped those up with ease, smiling.

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Gaz growled in frustration. She fired all her weapons, but just couldn't seem to get a direct hit on Tak. Tak shot Gaz with her own weapon, and stunned the ship. She then took the opportunity to ram Gaz. Gaz screamed in anger and fired her last missile. She masterfully piloted her ship to block Tak from dodging, and the missiles hit Tak.

Tak shrieked in frustration as she crashed against the Massive, but climbed out, unharmed. Tak scrambled into the Massive's airlock. But as soon as she clambered in, she found herself brushed aside by a flock of Irken troops running by, and Tak just stared at them, confused.

Gaz drank more soda as the computer flashed the brightly lit message: "Player 2 Wins."

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Zim rolled nimbly under Kloof's slashing attack and managed to grab Kloof's swords.

"Kloof, and all others will bow to the power of ZIM!" he shouted gleefully.

Kloof simply shrugged at this outburst, and turned around to face a pillar. He grabbed it, and tore it from the ceiling and floor. He turned around and landed a "home run" on Zim, crashing him into the wall.

"Oww…" Zim groaned weakly as he dropped the swords.

"Whee!" Gir clapped.

Slowly, deliberately, Kloof walked over and grabbed Zim face as he picked up one of his swords. "Tell you what?" he said with an evil grin. "Why don't we see if the new Tallest will waste their time and cybernetics trying to fix you!" The last of the chocolate peeled off of Kloof's armor as he raised his sparking electronic blade, his evil laughter echoing through the halls.

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Yep, that Kloof is one e-vil a-hole.

The story should should be ending next chapter. Stay tuned!