Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim. I would own it, but I had an encounter with possums.

Well, this is the end. Thanks to all my reviewers: Pinky Lillix, helgoth11, Invader Becky, and any yet to come!

Chapter 5

Kloof stopped mid-laugh. He looked up to see where the din was coming from. Irken Elite guards came marching towards him and Zim in the hallway.

Kloof's mouth dropped open in shock. "NO! I'm exposed!" He threw Zim against a wall in anger, knocking him out. "Grrr…" Kloof growled at the guards. He then began to knock them out, one by one.

While Kloof was busy with that, Tak sneaked in behind him and over to Zim.

Tak wasted no time in using all her force to get Zim up. She grabbed him by the shoulders and began shaking him violently. "ZIM! ZIM, YOU BETTER GET UP! GET UP AND FIGHT, OR I'LL RIP YOUR PAK OFF AND STUFF IT DOWN YOUR THROAT!"

"Whaaa…" Zim comes to. "Ah, yes, Tak! I see you've succeeded in awakening ZIM! The GREAT ZIM thanks you for your troubles."

"Ugh, whatever." Tak grabbed Mimi and dragged her out, then disappeared. Zim similarly grabbed Gir, who was singing a song of monkeys. Zim dodged most of a flying Irken soldier, and yelled a command. "GIR, retreat!" He and Tak ran off in different directions. They each silently vowed to get Kloof next time.

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Meanwhile, Kloof had finished off the last guard. His teeth grinding in anger, he grabbed one of them. "HOW did you find out that I was a traitor?"

"Gach…" the guard choked out. "We were just here for ZIM!" In response, Kloof smacked the guard and threw him to the side.

"NNNNOOOOOOOOOO!" Kloof shouted dramatically to the heavens

"Hey!" Dib arrived at that time, with a SIR unit in hand. He was being chased by more guards.

"Come on!" Kloof ran down the hall, and Dib followed. The two eventually made it to the docks, where Gaz was ready to pick them up. However, as they left, the Irken Armada surrounded them. Kloof looked at Gaz.

"I don't have any weapons! I ran out from-"

"Are you kidding me? Ugh, Tak was more of a bother than her snacks were worth!"

The three quickly discussed what to do, and came to a very difficult decision: fire their soda supply out of the missile launchers. With heavy hearts and sulking faces, they loaded the Poop Cola cans.

The armada began charging their hulking, gynormous weapons. But before they could do something destructive, exploding plumes of foam sprayed everywhere, blocking the armada. However, the Squidge gunship escaped the foam cloud, with lasers firing at it from all directions.

Tallest Purple was running around in complex crop-circle patterns continuously in a panic inside the Massive. Red pushed him rudely out of the way. "Fire the Massive's guns!"

"We can't, sir!" an officer replied.

"WHY NOT?"

"Weapons are offline due to…ripped wiring!"

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Meanwhile, Kloof was presenting Gaz with her prize. "Here you go, earth girl. A Vortian Gamethrall." Gaz immediately plopped down and began playing herself into a zombie coma.

When they eventually got back to Earth, Kloof dropped the siblings off. "I must go report my failure to the Resisty." Kloof looked defeated but still confident. "Dib, sometime I'll get you a new ship! A better one! We clear?"

Dib saluted him and made a happy squealing noise. Kloof flew off into the night sky.

Zim walked slowly toward Dib, him and Gir smoking. They approached Dib as Gaz slid back into the house to play Gamethrall.

"Ha! Dib-stink, I'm letting you know that WE got here first, even if we had to go through a lava asteroid to do it!"

"The lava was squishy and pink! SMELLED LIKE ROSES!" Gir screamed, his metal body rattling like a rattle.

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? It did not!"

As the alien and his robot continued arguing, Dib just sighed and turned back to walk into his house.

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It was fun while it lasted! Like I said before, if you want to use Kloof in any of your fanfics, you have to ask us first! You can't go just using Kloof willy-nilly!

Goodnight and good luck! Oh wait, it's afternoon. Byebye.