SILLY FAGGET DIX ARE FOR CHIX

Okay my friend and I thought of this fic along time ago so We hope you like it!
Chapter one-- out of the well

"SIT"
"uuuuuuuhhhhhhhn"
"YOUR SUCH A JERK INUYASHA!" "WHAT DID YA DO THAT FOR"
"I AM GOING HOME I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY"
"Ill go after her" said a very very amused Miroku as Miroku walked he pondered "what did she "sit" him for? Oh well"
when he finely reached the well he did not see kagome so he thought she probly went through already so he just decided to try and go through it himself as he jumped he was consumed by the sparkling blue light that kagome had told them about. "Huh this must be what it feels like to go through different dimensions" he said as if he had always wondered this then there was a loud THUD "owwwwwch!" "huh? INUYASHA I AM NOT GOING BACK UNTILL I GET SOME REST AND A BATH! " "I'm not Inuyasha!" "HUH! MIROKU? what are you doing here?" she said surprised "well I followed you through the well and ended up here" he said "uh well okay" she said confused (he he welcome to my world)" well do you want something to eat"
"Yes please" he said happily they went in and got him some Ra men which he slurped up "that was great"
"so what do you all do around here"
"well do you want to go shopping we can get you some cloths that you can were here and stuff for the fudel era" "that sounds like fun!" he said excited So they went to the mall and got him some regular cloths blue jeans and tee shirts. When they got home Miroku was looking less like a monk and more like a punk boy with a bad attitude "Oh Kagome! who's your new friend"
"This is my friend Miroku from the fu del era"
"Oh nice to meet you Miroku"
"What did someone say the fudel era? Is Inuyasha back"
"No sota this is Miroku"
"oh hey what's up"
"will you bare my children"
WAM "OWWWWCH"
"SOTAS A BOY STUPID"
OH! OOPS"
" Well I have to get to bed I cant waite to see my friends tomorrow at school"
" Oh on that subject sweety one of your friends called a young man called yuhe? no Umi? no! Oh what that name?" "Yuki"
"That's it! he wants to know if your feeling well enough to join him Tohru Kyo and Shigure for dinner on Saturday"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" she Shrike "what the heck is that all about?" asked her grandpa who had just come on the scene "I AM GOING TO YUKI SOHMA'S HOUSE SATURDAY AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH"
" I am going to guess he is someone of great importance"
" YOU BET!"

Okay that was the first chapie tell me what you think and plez no flaming!