"Okay, so what do you know about flirting with women?" asked Miroku after dinner was through.
"Uhh.." Replied Aya and Shigure.
"Okay, well... first... you gotta... well... first we gotta get you... to... actually like the female body I guess." he said with confidence as he pulled out a Play boy magazine.
"WHARE DID YOU GET THAT?" demanded Kagome.

"Uh I am not going to tell you for fear of getting something along the lines of a "sit," only worse." he said, a little frightened.

"Where did you get it?" asked Tohru really nicely. "I dont know what a sit is, so I can't do that" she said with puppy dog eyes.

"Uhh," he said melting at the sight of Tohru's puppy eyes. "from Sota! He gave it to me."

"I'LL KILL HIM!" screamed Kagome.

"Hey, we like this. Can we have more please?" asked Shigure and Aya

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH what did I tell you my friends?" he said happily "Of course you can have more! Let's go to the mall and you will find a bunch of girls to go out with you"
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okay thank you all who reviewed, aka my friend Sammy and of course my beta reader Akito. At The Disco. Please R&R.