A Weird Drunk
Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece.
Zoro woke up one morning to find his shirt and sash gone.
"WHERE THE HELL DID MY CLOTHES GO?" Zoro screamed, proceeding to wake up Nami, Sanji, Ussopp, Chopper, and Robin.
"HOW THE HELL SHOULD WE KNOW DUMBASS!" Sanji screamed right back at Zoro. He suddenly realized that along with some articles of Zoro's clothing, his boxers were also gone, along with all his cigarettes.
"WHAT THE HELL!"
As for Chopper and Ussopp, nothing of theirs had been stolen.
"Whew…" said Chopper. "I'm glad nothing of mine has been-"
Chopper was cut off by a scream coming from Nami and Robin's room.
"WHERE IS MY SKIRT AND SHOES!" screamed Nami.
Nothing of Robin's had been taken, and for that she was glad.
Suddenly there was some sort of moan coming from the deck. At that moment, Ussopp noticed something strange. Their captain, the happy-go-lucky Luffy, was missing.
"Hey guys." Said Ussopp. "Where's Luffy?"
"SHIT!" screamed Zoro. "I SWEAR ONE OF THESE DAYS I'M GONNA KILL HIM!"
The strange moan came again, and they decided to investigate. Sanji, Zoro, Ussopp and Chopper met Nami and Robin on the deck, where a strang figure was dancing.
"What the….?" Said Ussopp.
The figure fell over, and started flopping like a fish.
The whole crew sweatdropped, but proceeded to walk over to the now flopping figure.
There was Luffy, lying on the deck flopping around as if he was a fish out of water.
"OH MY GOD!" screamed the crew.
Luffy was wearing Nami's skirt and shoes, Zoro's shirt and sash, complete with his katana's, and Sanji's boxers on his head.
Next to the flopping captain, was a bottle of rum.
"Well he is a VERY interesting drunk, ne?" said Nico Robin.
The rest of crew, excluding Luffy, sweatdropped as they watched their beloved captain doing the worm.
End
I know this sucked, but it came off the top of my head. No I was not drinking, I was reading a fanfic that involved whisky. Anyway, please review, no flames, for I shall ignore them and/or use them to make s'mores. Thank you!