Legal disclaimer: I don't own HP, I don't own HP, I don't- you get the idea.
"Hermione?"
"I'm busy!"
"Hermione?"
"Busy!"
"Herm.." Ron's voice was getting desperate and whiny.
Hermione slammed her book down and glared at Ron. "What is so DAMN important that you can't wait until I've done my HOMEWORK?"
Ron blinked twice then answered meekly, "Nothing.."
"Good," Hermione said and she picked up her book and resumed working on her homework .
"'Mione?" Ron whimpered.
"What!"
"It's reeeally scary..."
"What is?" she inquired impatiently.
"The-the-the spider!" Ron cried.
"Oh for CRYING OUT LOUD!" Hermione screamed. Once again she slammed down her book impatiently. "Where is it?" she demanded.
"Th-there." Ron whimpered as he pointed.
Hermione looked where Ron was pointing. There was indeed a spider there. "Ron, it's just a daddy long-leg. It won't hurt you."
"What if it's a magical daddy long-leg?"
Hermione snatched up the intrusive spider by a leg and shoved it into Ron's face. "Does it LOOK magical to you?" Ron whimpered again, then fainted.Hermione looked at Ron, then at the (non-magical) spider again. "Hmm. Silence.. Guess it IS magical." she murmured.
Lol. I LIKE that chapter...