A.N. Ummmmmmmm nothing to say... wow.... P.S. Ryo-sama, if you're reading this now, the quotes have BEEN there....
Side Note: Check out my joint account with Blooper Queen, Remus x Gen.
Legal Stuff: See Chapter Uno.
Chapter 7: The Spider-Toothpick Mission
"Reemmmmmeee," Sirius whined. "Where are the toothpicks??"
"Toothpicks luv?" Remus looked up from the newspaper.
"Yes, toothpicks, Reme."
Remus thought for a moment, "Well, if we have any, they'd be over there," he answered pointing.
"Toothpicks....toothpicks.... no, you're not a toothpick," Sirius informed the paprika. He became frusterated and began tossing things behind him it they were not a toothpick. "Cinnamon," he murmured tossing the container of spice. "Basil... pepper... sugar...vanilla... seaweed...powderd lizard's blood... reaaalllly old banana.... spider... SPIDER?!?" Sirius screeched.
Remus sighed, set down the section of the newspaper he was reading and grabbed the Classifieds. "Where is it love? I'll get rid of it." Sirius pointed and Remus ushered the spider onto the newspaper. "There Siri. I'll put it outside."
"No!" Sirius insisted childishly. "Squish it!"
"Oh, alright," Remus said, squashing the 8 legged monstrousity. "Honestly Siri, you're starting to sound like Ron."
"They're scary," Sirius said in his own defense.
"Uh-huh." Remus had become absorbed in the paper again.
"I hereby vow to find a box of toothpicks and abolish the evil tyranny of spiders!" Sirius proudly announced.
"A noble mission," Remus commended. "What do you need tothpicks for anyways?"
"To kill the spiders with, of course," Sirius answered.
"Are you a wizard or aren't you?"
Sirius grinned sheepishly. "Opps."
-tbc-