A.N. Hmmmm. I'm updating rather quickly aren't I? Odddd....
Jelly Beans Part 1 (of 3)- Warning
Remus sighed. Now devoid of Sirius trying to kill things, he could finally read the morning paper in peace. He picked it up, then-- what was that? He set the paper back down and trudged towards the front door to see what the racket was all about.
"Let me in Black," Severus Snape growled furiously. He had a bundle of scrolls in his arms.
"Not until you promise," Sirius said. He had a giant dill pickle in one hand.
"Promise what?!?"
"That you'll stay on our side when the evil mutated jelly beans attack."
"Siri," Remus managed to choke out. he was leaning against the umbrella stand for support and was dangerously close to laughing himself to death. "I can understand the pot on the head and the non-stick pan in your hand and even the pickle is explainable, but why do you have soap-on-a-rope as a tail??"
Sirius blinked in rapid succession at Remus. As he did so, Severus leaned forward to inspect his pickle.
"Black, what in Merlin's name is on this pickle?"
"Peanut butter, cinnamon and chopped pecans," Sirius answered promptly.
"Why love?" asked Remus.
"For when the jelly beans come."
-tbc-