A.N. To the disrespectful idiot who anonymously reviewed on 03-13-2005, I never said I was funny. Other people did, but I never once claimed that I had any talent for making anyone laugh. Why do you hate me so much anyway? If you are actually reading this, since you obviously DO NOT like my writing, it simply means that you are an obsessed freak that needs to get a life. I do not believe that I am overstepping my bounds in saying this and anyone who thinks so should e-mail me. Ditto that if you want to see the review; I had it removed.
Defense Against Dark Arts- Part 2 (of 3)
Gwenddolyn Elizabeth Moore sighed. Since Remus had been forced to resign (again), Headmaster Dumbledore had asked her to become the new Defense Against Dark Arts teacher. For some odd reason unknown to even her, she had agreed.
She looked out over the motley group that made up the first year Gryffindor class. "Hello," she said finally."My name is Professor Moore and I am Professor Lupin's fill-in."
"Are you a werewolf?" Becky asked promptly.
"Ummm, no," Gen answered.
"Are you going to give us a four-foot-long essay that will be due tomorrow?" Becky persisted.
Gen could tell that his was going to be her trouble child. Must be that kid of Bellatrix's that Remus had mentioned. "Do you want me to?" Gen asked in a falsely honey-sweet voice.
That shut Becky Lestrange up. Momentarily at least.
"Open your textbooks and turn to pa-"
"Did you know REmus?" Becky asked.
"Yes. Pa-"
"How?"
"We went to school together. Page 114 please."
"Ooooh," Becky said. "Did you date?"
"None of your business," Gen replied trough clenched teeth. "Darryl, please read aloud."
"Ooohhhh...so you did date!" Becky squealed.
"Ms. Lestrange?"
"Yes?"
"Shut-up. Darryl, please read." Darryl made i t past the first four words, then-
"Did you date Uncle Sirius?"
Gen snapped. That was it. "Shut UP!" she screamed, fangs bared.
"AHHHH! She's a VAMPIRE!"
Gen smacked her forehead. "Aww shit. There goes another job."
A.N. Just so's you know, Gen is not MY character, she is The Werewolf Mage's (previously Blooper Queen). If you want to learn more about this (unique) character, read her story, Note Passing Can Be Fun. End note.