A.N. Hi all! I'm back (sort of). HAPPY BELATED B-DAY WEREWOLF MAGE! -glomp- (sorry, it's a bit late...)And... no to all y'all, I will NOT be updating SIB at this time. Anyone who can think of a good name for this brain dead chapter... I commend you.
Chapter I Forgot What Number I'm On
(In which the author has an argument with Harry Potter)
Yuri: -looks around puzzledly-
Harry: I don't think 'puzzledly' is a word..
Yuri: -shocked- It isn't? I wouldn't know. I'm too busy too look it up.
Harry: Servant! Look up 'puzzledly'!
Draco: M-W Dictionary online says "word does not exist".
Harry: and that is that.
Yuri: Make it a word!
Harry: Erm… okay?
Yuri: Puzzledly. Noun. In a puzzled or otherwise confused manner. Example: She was very puzzledly.
Draco: -jots it down- -hacks m-w online and creates a new entry-
Yuri: YAY
Draco: YAY
Harry: I don't think 'puzzledly' is a noun…
Yuri: No?
Harry: No.
Yuri: It don't matter. Spelling don't count.
Harry: Doesn't.
Yuri: Glad you agree with me.
Harry: …spelling isn't the issue. Your grammar sucks.
Yuri: It do?
Harry: Case in point…
Yuri: I'm a point like a point on a needle or a point on a -needlessly censored-?
Harry: Number two.
Yuri: Yay! I'm #2! Wait…
Draco: -dies from hysterical laughter-
Yuri: Can I be #1 instead? Or #3 perhaps?
Harry: Nope, taken.
Yuri: 4?
Harry: Nuh-uh.
Yuri: 5,786?
Harry: Sorry, the username you have selected is already in use. Please try again.
Yuri: -dies- xx
Harry: Yuri? -pokes with stick- Yuri? Hey author lady…
Ginny: -walks out, shoots Harry (who dies), then stabs herself- A…. Shakespeare……. ending… -dies-