many quotes: i do not own eva...however...i own there randomness...lol
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Chapter 2: YOU WIN A FREE iPOD! Im a birdy! and A word from Rei Ayanami.
pen pen chasing shinji
Pen2: soim gonna bite you in the ass! im gonna Barksim bite you in the ass! im gonna bite you in the ass! im gonna bite you in the ass! im gonna bite you in the ass! im gonna bite you in the ass! im gonna bite you in the ass! shrieks and yells im gonna bite yo ass! im gonna bite you in the ass!
Shinji: oh please, dont bite mah ass! i need that to live!
Sachiel pops up
Sachiel: CONGRADULATIONS! YOU LOSE! YOU WIN A FREE IPOD! Breaths and twitches YOU WIN A FREE iPOD AND YOU WIN FREE SMILEYS IN YOUR EMAIL! FREE SMILEYSWITH AN XBOX!YOU WIN A FREE XBOX! AND A FREE iPOD!FREE iPOD SO YOU CAN SEND YOUR FREE SMILEYS, TO YOUR XBOX AND iPOD BUDDIES! YOU WIN AFREE iPOD! A FREE iPOD!
Shinji: oh god please...help me...this penguin wants to bite my ass!
Kaworu peeks head out
Kaworu: Who the fuck said that!
Sachiel: X!BOX!
Pen2: well looks like to me that your fucked...
Shinji: i feel more emo'er then i ever been...
Sachiel: i! POD!
Pen2: YOUR ASS! chomps
Shinji: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
chibi rei appears Chibi rei yu fail! throws Goat at him
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Arael:cock! rock! Wak! Wak! Wok! Wak!im a birrrdy...caw caw! AWWAAWAAWAWAWAWA! im a birrdy!
sachiel pops up
Sachiel: Wait a minute...your not a bird!...YOUR A MAN!
Arael: crappy bird calls FUCK Q MAN! YOU'LL NEVER GET MY INFORMATION! NEVEEER!
flies away retardedly
Zeruel: STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW...HEY! looks stupid for a minute YOUR UNDER ARREST FOR IMPERSONATING A BIRD!
Arael:...chicken talk
Zeruel: YOU GOT CAUGHT BITCH!
the 3 angels stand there for an hour
Sachiel: What is love...?
Sachiel gets pwned by a berserker evangelion Unit01
Unit01: NO U!
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Rei: playing with kitty..oh...hello there...i...didnt quite see you thar...as you all know me as Rei Ayanami From The critically accliamed but abombination to religion Neon Genesis Evangelion...and due to the current events that happend in the final movie...I AM NOW YOUR GOD! LOL!...sorry bout that...but as i said...I am now in charge of things...and im starting with this series...to all the fan boys and girls...I DEMAND MORE HENTAI SPOOFS WITH ME AND THE CHARACTERS! I MAY HAVE A CALM COMPOSITION, BUT DAMIT I CAN BE WILD AND SEXY AND LOOSE LIKE MISATO!
i am Rei ayanami...and i approve this message...
Gendo: and i though shinji was a pain in the ass...
OMGOmake Time: From Chapters ones scene with Ritsuko having Ikaris baby
Gendo: I thought with that last post was going to end in a threesome.
Ritsuko: well you know little about children commander
Gendo: well at least I had one
Ritsuko: two
Gendo: no I'm pretty sure I had one...oh no
Ritsuko: I'm pregnant!
Sachiel pops up
Sachiel: CONGRADULATIONS! YOU LOSE! YOU WIN A FREE---
Pen2 kicks the fuck out of him
Pen2: WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Gendo: oh no...im having that band acid trip again!
gendo gets Owned with an XBOX
Sachiel: X! BOX!
end Chapter 2
Comign soon, Chapter 3: Locker Banging (Literally!) OMG kaji got Rap3d! and Bedroom Fun (is it Hentai? Come and See!)
(and you shall get thy wish rei...next Epy will include 2 hentai doujinshi spoofs...and...more 4chan Spoofs! OMG! i wanna thank Garhunt and the swimmers of the AS Boards, Xenon, and you! why does Arael say Q instead of you? well thats what you get for fucking too many peoples minds, you got a MTD Metally Transmitted Disorder, or...as carlos mencia would say...a DEE DEE DEE!...OMG UDATE! one of my friendly reviewers shinjiikari01 informed me of an OMAKE i sort of took, as i said the AS boarders posted it, i took it and remade it, SO HERES A SHOUT OUT TO GUNMAN FOR THE FUNNY AS HELL STORY, NO DISRESPECT MAN!)