And Welcome back to another Random Addition Of the Book of Random. Yup thats Right i renamed it, and who knows! i made Rename it again! lol
Chapter 3: Locker Banging (Literally!) OMG kaji got Rap3d! and Bedroom Fun (is it Hentai? Come and See!)
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Shinji: spending the night in the same roomwith Kaji Um, Kaji, why are you sleeping in my room?
Kaji: Because I feel alot more safer sleeping in the nude here than I do in Asuka's room.
Shinji: YOU SLEEP IN THE NUDE?
Kaji: Dammit Shinji, keep it down! Asuka might hear you!
Asuka: pulls Shinji's door open WEEEEEEEEEEEE! jumps on Kaji SEX!
Shinji: Keep it down, I'm trying to sleep!
Kaji: Curse you Shinji!
Shinji: you really should be curseing kensuke, he's the one who gave me the hidden cameras...
Asuka: Oh mein gott! This is going to be on the internet! Hang on! goes to her room and fixes up her hair, make-up, etc Okay, now come here little sexy man
Kaji: Help! Rape! No...well...this would be nice if it was Misato but...uh, I mean, help! HELP! HELP!
Shinji: videotapping the whole thing Hahahahaha! Soon This will be over the Net!
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Dojin Sexscene parody locker room
Asuka: Hey Shinji wTF happened during that battle
Shinji:...Are you okay Asuka?
Asuka: Im fine but really I could have handled that myself.
Shinji Slams Asuka against a locker And Begins to bang her
Asuka: what are you doing not here, ahhh!
rei walks in
Asuka: wait she might hear us..!
Shinji: nothing can stop me! not anyone!
Asuka: damn he's getting faster and faster I won't be able to hold on muchlonger!
Shinji finishes
Rei walks out the locker roomRei: I saw everything and next time would it hurt to invite me?
Asuka: Rei...You couldn't handle him
Shinji: wow That was awesome I'd always dreamed of doing something like that.
Gendo: over PA dayam son I was't able to that until I was 23!
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Shinji is in his room studying but has trouble trying to because of the 'squeaking' noises coming from Misato's room with her and Kaji giggling
Shinji: throws down his textbook They've been at it for five hours! bangs the wall keep it down! it gets louder THAT'S IT!
Shinji opens the door to Misato's room to see her and Kaji jumping on the bed like two four year olds laughing and having fun
Shinji: I said keep it down you two asses! Can't you see I am trying to bleeping study for a test!
Kaji and Misato stop and so does the sqeaking bed springs
M. Night Shamalyan: magically appears a la Robot Chicken What a twist!
Kaji: Ahhh! Terriorist! shoots M. Night
Misato: My hero! kisses him passionately
M. Night: in his dying breath What...a...twist...
Shinij: shit, this is fucked up...
End chapter 3
Coming soon, Chapter 4: a shouting match , My WI , And even more bedroom fun!
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