Yeah i decided to go back on the previous title a Cruel Random Thesis. Anyway here i am Submitting another wacky Addition to the franchise!

Chapter 4: a shouting match , My Wii , And even more bedroom fun!

Misato: Shinji where is Asuka?

Shinji: she was in my room playing with my wii but i don't where she is now.

misato: oh ok

long silence

Misato: YOUR WHAT?

Shinji: last night, she was playing with my wii, I think she was the whole night too but i couldn't keep up so I fell asleep.

Misato: wow you're almost as good as kaji.

the next day

Shinji: NOOOOOOO! SOMEBODY STOLE MY Wii!

Misato: I'll get the ice.

Shinji: Why? That would just mess it up. . .

Misato: You should be grateful that I am trying to salvage it!

Meanwhile. . .

Asuka: playing on Shinji's Wii Super Smash Bros. Brawl is the shiznit!

Rei: Yea, playing Ikari's Wii is awesome.

Asuka: MEIN GOTT! How are you so good at playing on Wii!

Rei: What do you think I've been doing with Ikari's dad all this time?

Happy Negro: OH SNNAAAP!

Rei+Asuka: wtf!

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Shinji and Asuka are having sex

Pen Pen: Hey Shinji I smell whipped cream are you making strawberry-- see's them AHHHH! AHHHH! AHHHH! AHHHH!

(NERV)

Gendo: hears him So it's a shouting match you want eh? well game on Tokyo 3! AHHHH! AHHHH! AHHH! AHHHHH! AHHH! I'M BEATING YOU!

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Shinji is staying with Ritsuko At that exact moment, Misato and Asuka walked up the stairs to the apartment.

"Are you sure this is the right place?" Asuka asked.

"Of course I'm sure." Misato said. She suddenly stopped at the right door. "And here we are."

Before either of them could knock, a low moan caught their ears.

"Ohhhhh, that's so good, Shinji."

Misato and Asuka look at each other in confusion.

"Don't move so much Ritsuko, I'm losing my grip."

Asuka's eyes widened.

"I didn't know you were this talented with your hands, Shinji."

Misato's jaw dropped.

"Oh, Shinji its so hard!"

"It'll feel good in a couple seconds."

"Ohhhhh, Shinji please, I can't take much more!"

"Don't worry it'll all be worth, I promise."

Asuka started getting red-faced.

"Ohhhhh, that's it! Right there! That's great!"

Misato's teeth ground as she drew her gun.

"AAAAAHHHHHHH!"

The pair burst into the apartment, Misato had her gun drawn as the pair suddenly froze to find the boy pilot with his elbow buried in the blond scientists back as she was laying face down on the floor. He was fully clothed. She was naked from the waist up, save for her bra, but lying on her shirt.

"Oh. Hi, Misato. Asuka." Ritsuko moaned as she tried to sit up, her shirt covering herself.

"Just what is going on here?" Misato demanded.

"Shinji was giving me a massage. Is there something wrong with that?" Ritsuko asked.

End Chapter 4

Coming soon, Chapter 5: Rei's reward and Kajis Feelings , ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, Asukas somewhat True confessions bout shinji , some short Rants , What Really Goes on in Mr. Ikaris desk ,Some elevator fun andMOAR!

(once again big shout out to the homies at AS Garhunt and the others! PEACE OUT YALL!)