And Welcome to another Installment of a Random Thesis, Todays episode!
Chapter 6: downgraded, Greatest Word Ever, Perverted boy, a Terrible Secret, OMFG boondocks!And more!
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Shinji: I live with 2 hot women and a penguin, I get to save the world and pilot a gaint robot, I must be the kuckyest guy in the world!
Ritsuko Akagi: Can you believe we were still actualy using those MAGI?
Gendo: "Yeah, and they already had Pentium II in America."
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Angels: Man, we so do not get paid enough for this...Gets pwned by the eva series
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Unit02/Asuka: Okay...you big bad...mother fucking pussy...take this! O.O Oh my god!
Angel: rips open Eva and sees Asuka inside Oh boy, a toy! grabs Asuaka and blows up the Eva Neato! runs over to Lilth/Mom, mom, can I get this PLEASE!
Lilith: No, I told you before Raziel, we are not getting any toys now put that back-
Asuka: O.O panicky OH GOD PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T WANT TO DIE! LET ME GO! LET ME GO PLEASE!
lilith and ramiel are arguing over asuka's cries for help
Ramiel: But MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Lilith: No 'but mom' me, we just came down here to cause the Third Impact besides it will just break or you will loose it the moment we get home-
Ramiel: I won't mom, I promise, PLEASE?
Lilith: Ramiel, I am not going to argue with you, go on ahead, throw a temper tantrum if you want, but we are not getting this toy and that is final!
Asuka: KAJI! SHINJI! REI! PLEASE HELP ME! I'M BEING KIDNAPPED! I'M-----------
Ramiel drops Asuka and she falls one thousand feet from the air and dies
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Asuka: You stupid pervert! kisses him
Shinji: hmmmmmm!
Asuka: Perverted boy Pervert! Pervert! Pervert!
Shinji: wait a minute! I thought you were anti-pervert not pro-pervert!
Asuka: Can't you just accept a good thing?
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Kaji: Shinji...I am your father!
Shinji:... OHHHHH Thank you God..I'm not Gendo's Son! Thank you dad.
Kaji: And Misato is your Mother
Shinji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Shoots himself
(god i love Darth vader mocks lol)
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Shinji: Kaji you dont have to cover it up anymore i know your a spy.
Kaji: What! how did you find out.
Shinji: Well it wasnt to hard depending i never really see you doing anything around nerv except trying to get in misato's pants.
Kaji: Well i guess you got me there.
Shinji: so your going totell me all the infromation that i want to know about my father or i am going to blow your cover to everyone.
kaji: So what do you want to know.
Shinji: I want to know what my father really does while he sits behind that desk in central dogma.
kaji: well from the intel i have beenn gathering i can only tell you only one thing.
Shinji: and whats that.
kaji: he's a pimp and theres nothing more to it.
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shinji to misato: misato. i want to fix your sink. But that I mean I want to have se with you. And by that I mean Have my Dick pentrate your vigina in an uncouncious attempt to have offspring. And by that I mean fix your sink
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Gendo: all your base are belong to us
(ok that is pure win!)
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Gendo: My name is a pimp name Slick back
Kanji: Ok slick back
Gendo: No, you got the say the whole name like a tribe call quest
Kanji: Well can I just say slickback
Gendo: No
Later...
Mistao comes home Mistao: Hey Shinji and Asuka I brought dinner from this new resturant call the Itis and they have these burgers called the Luther and brought them for us to try.
Shiji and Asuka: ok
Shinji and Asuka to Misato: Wow this are good but I'm very sleepy
Mistao yawing: Yeah these are good tommorow I buy one for everybody at headquarters The next day Mistao bring Luthers for everybody
Everybody: These are good but were are getting sleepy Everybody falls asleep
Angels talking to one another: Yes they feel for our plan just like Granddad said now let's attack!
in the suberbs...
Huey: Granddad did you ship your Burgers to japan!
Riley: so what it means more money for us!
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Dr. Akari: It looks like Shinji is holding up in there, but the Angel looks to be in pain, what on earth is he doing in there?
meanwhile, inside the Angel
Shingi: singing "Stairway to Heaven" off-key There's a feeling I get when I look to the west, And my spirit is crying for leaving...
Leliel: whimpering Stop it! please! I can't take thatFucking song anymore!...moans in pain OKAY, OKAY YOU WIN I WILL CALL OFF THE ANGELS I WILL GIVE YOU A THOUSAND VIRGINS TO PLEASE YOU JUST SHUT UP WITH THATFUCKING SONG!
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Asuka: screams like Hitler
Kensuke: Oh crap. . . starts praying in Hebrew
EVA-02 steps on Kensuke
Everyone: YAY!
And that's how NERV became known as the Fourth Reich. . .
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OMFG OMAKE!
Kanji: Shinji...I am your father!
Shinji:... OHHHHH Thank you God..I'm not Gendo's Son Thank you dad.
Kaji: And Misato is your Mother
Shinji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO and I use to...in the shower about her and then one night she came home and I... Shoots himself
(hope you rascals enjoyed this segment of My series, oh...and 2 things, 1. kuckyest according to TheUrgeT0Herbal Kuckyest is described as "best...word...ever!" 2. if you havent watched the boondocks...your a DEE DEE DEE! lol, Next segemnt will involve a parody carry on of the Eva hentai "Human instrumentality" and why the fuck do angels have last names like "of water or of the womb" lol...till then...Tally ho yall!)
