And Welcome to another Installment of a Random Thesis, Todays episode!

Chapter 6: downgraded, Greatest Word Ever, Perverted boy, a Terrible Secret, OMFG boondocks!And more!

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

Shinji: I live with 2 hot women and a penguin, I get to save the world and pilot a gaint robot, I must be the kuckyest guy in the world!

Ritsuko Akagi: Can you believe we were still actualy using those MAGI?

Gendo: "Yeah, and they already had Pentium II in America."

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Angels: Man, we so do not get paid enough for this...Gets pwned by the eva series

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Unit02/Asuka: Okay...you big bad...mother fucking pussy...take this! O.O Oh my god!

Angel: rips open Eva and sees Asuka inside Oh boy, a toy! grabs Asuaka and blows up the Eva Neato! runs over to Lilth/Mom, mom, can I get this PLEASE!

Lilith: No, I told you before Raziel, we are not getting any toys now put that back-

Asuka: O.O panicky OH GOD PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T WANT TO DIE! LET ME GO! LET ME GO PLEASE!

lilith and ramiel are arguing over asuka's cries for help

Ramiel: But MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Lilith: No 'but mom' me, we just came down here to cause the Third Impact besides it will just break or you will loose it the moment we get home-

Ramiel: I won't mom, I promise, PLEASE?

Lilith: Ramiel, I am not going to argue with you, go on ahead, throw a temper tantrum if you want, but we are not getting this toy and that is final!

Asuka: KAJI! SHINJI! REI! PLEASE HELP ME! I'M BEING KIDNAPPED! I'M-----------

Ramiel drops Asuka and she falls one thousand feet from the air and dies

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Asuka: You stupid pervert! kisses him

Shinji: hmmmmmm!

Asuka: Perverted boy Pervert! Pervert! Pervert!

Shinji: wait a minute! I thought you were anti-pervert not pro-pervert!

Asuka: Can't you just accept a good thing?

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Kaji: Shinji...I am your father!

Shinji:... OHHHHH Thank you God..I'm not Gendo's Son! Thank you dad.

Kaji: And Misato is your Mother

Shinji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Shoots himself

(god i love Darth vader mocks lol)

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Shinji: Kaji you dont have to cover it up anymore i know your a spy.

Kaji: What! how did you find out.

Shinji: Well it wasnt to hard depending i never really see you doing anything around nerv except trying to get in misato's pants.

Kaji: Well i guess you got me there.

Shinji: so your going totell me all the infromation that i want to know about my father or i am going to blow your cover to everyone.

kaji: So what do you want to know.

Shinji: I want to know what my father really does while he sits behind that desk in central dogma.

kaji: well from the intel i have beenn gathering i can only tell you only one thing.

Shinji: and whats that.

kaji: he's a pimp and theres nothing more to it.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

shinji to misato: misato. i want to fix your sink. But that I mean I want to have se with you. And by that I mean Have my Dick pentrate your vigina in an uncouncious attempt to have offspring. And by that I mean fix your sink

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Gendo: all your base are belong to us

(ok that is pure win!)

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Gendo: My name is a pimp name Slick back

Kanji: Ok slick back

Gendo: No, you got the say the whole name like a tribe call quest

Kanji: Well can I just say slickback

Gendo: No

Later...

Mistao comes home Mistao: Hey Shinji and Asuka I brought dinner from this new resturant call the Itis and they have these burgers called the Luther and brought them for us to try.

Shiji and Asuka: ok

Shinji and Asuka to Misato: Wow this are good but I'm very sleepy

Mistao yawing: Yeah these are good tommorow I buy one for everybody at headquarters The next day Mistao bring Luthers for everybody

Everybody: These are good but were are getting sleepy Everybody falls asleep

Angels talking to one another: Yes they feel for our plan just like Granddad said now let's attack!

in the suberbs...

Huey: Granddad did you ship your Burgers to japan!

Riley: so what it means more money for us!

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Dr. Akari: It looks like Shinji is holding up in there, but the Angel looks to be in pain, what on earth is he doing in there?

meanwhile, inside the Angel

Shingi: singing "Stairway to Heaven" off-key There's a feeling I get when I look to the west, And my spirit is crying for leaving...

Leliel: whimpering Stop it! please! I can't take thatFucking song anymore!...moans in pain OKAY, OKAY YOU WIN I WILL CALL OFF THE ANGELS I WILL GIVE YOU A THOUSAND VIRGINS TO PLEASE YOU JUST SHUT UP WITH THATFUCKING SONG!

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Asuka: screams like Hitler

Kensuke: Oh crap. . . starts praying in Hebrew

EVA-02 steps on Kensuke

Everyone: YAY!

And that's how NERV became known as the Fourth Reich. . .

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OMFG OMAKE!

Kanji: Shinji...I am your father!

Shinji:... OHHHHH Thank you God..I'm not Gendo's Son Thank you dad.

Kaji: And Misato is your Mother

Shinji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO and I use to...in the shower about her and then one night she came home and I... Shoots himself

(hope you rascals enjoyed this segment of My series, oh...and 2 things, 1. kuckyest according to TheUrgeT0Herbal Kuckyest is described as "best...word...ever!" 2. if you havent watched the boondocks...your a DEE DEE DEE! lol, Next segemnt will involve a parody carry on of the Eva hentai "Human instrumentality" and why the fuck do angels have last names like "of water or of the womb" lol...till then...Tally ho yall!)