Welcome to yet Another installment of The Cruel Random Thesis collection! here is chapter 7!
Chp7: Swingers, A cross over special (can you guess which anime?)
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Misato walks into gendo and yui's home
she asked where are we eating tonight?
Yui said "nothing we're going to a movie.
Misato: oh yeah? what kinda movie
Yui: its called the sexy adventure of kagome meets inuyasha
Gendo: you'll see what its rated.
misato; ok
after the movie misato finds out gendo and yui are swingers and they have hot monkey sex
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Asuka: Shinji I'm gonna kill you!
jumps at Shinji
Rei: Hey guys.
walks towards Shinji
Shinji: Oh, look a penny.
bends over to pick it up
Asuka: OH sh--!
headbutts Rei, both lose consiousness
Shinji: Huh?
brings them to a hospital
Doctor: Well it appears that they have both lost their memory.
Shinji: Check out this penny I found.
Doctor slap shinji
Doctor: You can see them now.
shinji walks in the room
Rei: Chi.
Asuka: Nyu.
Shinji: I'm screwed.
Kaji: wait,...wouldnt that be a good thing?
Shinji: how do you mean?
Kaji: well since there minds are gone...and one says Chi and nyu...you got yourselves some Sexy Anime ripoffers (lol)
Shinji: what do you mean?
Kaji: have you ever seen chobits?
shini nods
Kaji: and have you ever watched Elfen lied?
Shinji Nods
Shinji: Ooooooooooooooooooooooohhhh i get it. smirks oh asu...uh Nyu!
Asuka: Nyuu?
shinji: pats his lap like calling for a house pet come here girl...come here!
asuka crawls to shinji
Shinji: good girl...wanna reward?
Asuka: Nyuu!
Shinji: good...il be right back! rushes to closet with Asuka and locks door
Kaji: wow...!
blood seeps from the clost door
Kaji: looks like she became lucy.
meanwhile
Gendo: how do I turn this girl on?
Fuyutski: there is a switch on her snatch
Gendo: oh...Alright
meanwhile
Kaji: Shinji Your alive.
Shinji: yeah but pen2. isn't wow vectors rule! i've never felt this good.
Asuka/lucy: ohhh shinji grabs his arm and makes him rub her boobs I want to feel accepted! I want to feel alive!
Shinji: prepare then cause I'm about to get started! starts
Kaji: luckily I have these x-ray specks... d-word that's going in my playbook
Asuka/nyuu: NYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Shinji: it's like a threesome but less nagging afterwards.
meanwhile
Rei/Chii: Gendo hentai!
Gendo: nosebleed and collapses
Fuyutski: with gendo knocked out from his major nosebleed I have Re/chii all to myself!
Rei/chii: stop! you are not the one who is only for me.
Fuyutski: fine I'll get one of the other clones
meanwhile
Shinji: panting wow that was awesome
Asuka: yeah you were wonderful Shinji starts smoking
Shinji: wait aren't you just supposed to say "Nyuu" or be physcotic?
Asuka/lucy: well you see I have three people in one body and each one can be present at any given time.
Shinji: so I had a fourgy fecking sweet!
Asuka/lucy: you also just doomed mankind to extiction within the end of this century.
Shinji: will I get laid more?
Asuka/Nyuu: nyuu, yes.
Shinji: Sweet!
(And there you go! my first cross over with Elfenlied my 2nd fav anime lol! Stay tuned for more wackyness! and give me more reviews!)