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Chapter 9: That Dojinshi parody!
Asuka: Misato's gone out so I'll do what ever I want
Shinji: what ever
Asuka: I'll drink till my hearts content
Shinji: but what about the after affects
Asuka: screw that! drinks
later
Asuka: ahhh my head... why am I naked...looks left I slept with shinji! looks
right AND MY TEACHER AND FUYUTSKI? AHHHHHHHHH!
Misato/Maya: Welcome to "Who did Asuka sleep with last night!" The new hit game show!
Asuka: this is exploitation!
Misato: quiet you!
Maya: now lets meet the canidates
shinji, teacher, and fuyutski stand up in robes
Misato: one of these gentlemen-
Asuka: they weren't gentle!
Misato: as I was saying one of these fine gentlemen has screwed Asuka royal and it is
up to our three groups of judges to figure it out!
Maya: here they are! the judges
Misato: the Three groups are classmates with hikari, toji, and kensuke
Kenske: hey Asuka I'm gettin this all on tape.
Asuka:...
Maya: the Nerv subordinate group with Kaji, Huyga and Aoba and finally the Selee Group
with Gendo ,Keel and parrot-nose guy
Parrot nose: hey
Maya: hey you were not important in the storyline so
Parrot nose: neither were you!
Gendo: Irrelavent!
Misato: so lets get on with the Show!
Asuka: why do I have to be handcuffed!
Misato: because not dojinshi is complete wiuthout someform of bondage!
Asuka: do I have to be in my underwear!
Maya: well if you weren't there wouldn't be any fanservice if you were fully clothed
silly
Maya/Misato: lets get on with the show!
Misato: first Question Who does Asuka secretly like
everyone slams on the buzzer
Maya: I think it was the classmate group, go ahead
Kenske/toji: it is shinji! he doesn't have the balls to take a girl when she is awake.
Kenske: he even jerks it when she is sleeping.
Asuka: is this true
Shinji: well this one time you blouse "accidently" came undone and I couldn't help
myself.
Misato: correct the student group has the floor
Maya: you have one minute to determing how to prove your answer
kenske/toji/hikari start having an argument
kenske/toji: Do you remember Shinji banging you?
Gendo: that is a stupid question that is like Asking if misato is a slut
Selee:hey do you think we got a chance
Misato: how dare you question my character
Maya: major control yourself.
Toji: how did it feel?
Hikari: was it painful or pleasurable!
Kenske: give us every little detail!
Asuka: I'm telling you I bareley remember what happend last night!
Toji: may be THIS will jog your memory steps out of his booth and pulls down pants
Hikari: ohhh looks nice
Asuka: AHHHH!
Maya: barfs
Misato: we're sorry about that folks and because of your transgressions student group
you are disqualified as judges!
Asuka: why me why does it have to be me in all these dojinshis...
Gendo: irrelavent it is my time to guess gets out of booth
Maya: huh?
Gendo: it went down like does Furi kuri with his hands thedick was about this
big and he only lasted for about 2 minutes
Kaji: well that rules me out since I only go for three hours or more
Maya: your one of the judges you're automatically ruled out
Kaji: just wanted to advertise
Fuyutski: based on Gendo's description that would be me.
Gendo: yes that is what I was getting at
Fuyutski: thanks man
Gendo: no prob
Misato: we all know Fuyutski could'n last one minute.
Fuyutski:...
Maya: ouch! that is sad I always wonderd why the female teachers were alway unsatisfied
after his "meetings"?
Gendo: claps you are correct the only one who like them was Misato.
Misato: ok anyway... hey I would never do such a thing
Maya: back to the scenario
Asuka: this is soo stupid I'm not even the star anymore!
Huyga: I hear something the ext booth over!
Maya: re-open the booth!
hikari and toji are doing it with kenske taping the action
Kaji: now this I like!
Everyone else: watches for a couple minutes
toji: whoo this is fun...wait wait AHHH!
doors open above them
Toji: what do you think Hikari?maybe we should do this again sometime.
kenske: this is going in my private stash
Misato: BOOTH LAUNCH!
booth laonches out of the room
Huyga: wow this is zainy
Aoba: well at least we got to see some action
Kaji: I could have done better IMO
Aoba: what do you mean by that
Kaji: Misato and I did way better stuff than that
Huyga: could you tell me
Misato: with that disturbance gone and a male coworkerembarassing me...again we should...
Maya: get back to guessing.
Kaji: well tho only one not questioned is the teacher, so what do you have to tell us?
Teacher: I like the girls in my class and I find Asuka especially hot. however in order
for me to get it up I need three viagra pills...oh and I have warts as well
Asuka: faints
Misato: looks like that was TMI for Auska and the rest of us...
Maya: this guy shouldn't even be here! he had only a few lines in the entire show. and
he could never have done this with his sever ED.
Misato: so judges based on the questions aske who do you think is not the one Asuka
slept with!
Kaji's booth says teacher
gendo's booth says Fuyutski
Asuka: wait not slept with whew that is a relief
Maya/Misato: that means the one Asuka slept with was shinji and thus he get the grand
prize
Asuka: what is it sleeping with me again
misato/maya: no Watching the other guys do you because the haven't gotten any!
Asuka: falls to floor in shock
Misato: looks like we're going to have to revive her.
Asuka: wha?
Fuyutski: you know instead of felatio how about she rides us I have a very bad back
and cannot stand for extended priods of time.
Teacher: me niether
Misato: Ok Asuka which one do you want first
Asuka: can I pick niether?
Misato: sure but then you must do everything with shinji
shinji appears ready and willing
Asuka: but I don't know how to um "felate"
Misato: oh that's easy watch me felates shinji
Asuka: ok!
Misato: here you try
Asuka: here I go... attempts and does good
Misato: see it is easy but now is time to do "the rest"
Asuka: no way!
Misato: you've done it before
Asuka: but I was drunk and practically comatose
Maya: well we all know That is shinji's preference...
Misato: you have to here I'll get you warmed up warms her up Alright shinji go for it
head first she's all yours
Shinji: goes for it
Misato: good, now put it in
Asuka/Shinji have hot sex in which Asuka falls asleep afterwards
Asuka: waking up so it was all a dream whew
Misato/Maya: or was it tune in to our new show!
(is it TBC? i dont know! oh and for the pervs, Use your imagination cause i aint describin it!)