Im back bitches! lol Heres a fresh installment!

Chapter 11: who's she yellin at? OMG Redvs.Blue crossover! and some thing...

Shinji: Asuka?

Asuka: What are you whining about now!

Shinji: Yo' mama.

Asuka: How dare you!

Shinji: Pffft.

Asuka: Your lack of emotion has woed(sp?) me. Tun Sie mich hier auf dem Fußboden! (check it on babel fish)

Shinji: Sorry, im not into dogs.

Asuka: BAKA-SHINJI!

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Shinji: i'm just a poor boy! I need no sympathy! Anywhere the wind blows, dosn't really matter to me... to-o me.

Gendo: Your singing sucks.

Shinji: Mama... just killed a man...

Gendo: She did no such thing. (pulls out a gun and shoots at Shinji)

Rei: Oh my God! You killed Ikari-kun!

Asuka&Mana: You bastard!

Shinji: My name... is Neo.

Gendo: Shinji... I AM your father!

Shinji: NOOOO! Wait, yeah thats right.

Gendo&Fuyutski: Shut yo' bleeping face uncle fucka! Your astupid fucking facebiting uncle fucka!

Yui: Gendo, Fuyutski-sensei, this isnt southpark you retards...

Naoko Akagi: Blame Canada!

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Hikari: Why won't you make love to me!

All: Asuka: I don't think this is the time for this.

Hikari: Oh, and why not?

Asuka: Hey, aren't you normally the tactful one?

Hikari: Well, I haven't gotten any, and I'm ready as hell!

Kensuke: I'm available.

Hikari: Sorry. I would normally say something to make the denial feel better, but I'm not in the

mood.

Shinji: Now, wait a minute! Who were you just talking to? Asuka: A bit slow on the uptake.

Kaworu: No, Shinji's right. Hikari just stormed in here and shouted at no one in particular.

Asuka: Oh.

Kaworu: I do have a theory though.

Asuka: Really.

Hikari: The person I am talking to knows who they are! I really, REALLY feel like saying just who

it is, but it would bring me more discomfort than them once I calm down.

Kaworu: Oh, we all know already (well, maybe not Shinji)

Asuka: I sure do. I always have.

Kensuke: I've figured it out.

Toji: You do? Because I don't.

Kaworu: Oh, get off it. What the hell is your problem?

Toji: Huh?

Kaworu: Aren't you a man!

Toji: What?

Kaworu: Here is a girl, offering herself to YOU, and you have yet to take her in a manly fashion!

Toji: Now wait! When did this happen? Because if it had, you know I would hit that in a second!

Kensuke: You sure are the type to do it.

Kaworu: Oh, we know all about the lunches she makes for you.

Toji: You do!

Shinji: Yup. Toji: Oh, man.

Hikari: Hehe.

Kaworu: I don't like the sound of that.

Hikari: You are so totally off base.

Shinji: And just what do you mean by that?

Hikari: I was only making him lunches. I felt sorry for him, always having to buy the school lunches, when he is such a hungry, food-appreciating guy.

Toji: That's true. I do appreciate a fine meal.

Kaworu: Point. However, how do you explain the VERY happy look you get on your face when you watch him eat said lunches?

Hikari: That's easy. It makes me estatic to see someone that truly appreciates my cooking - unlike someone ELSE I know.

Asuka: Oh, you know I don't like Japanese food!

Toji: What? You don't?

Asuka: Of course not. Not near enough meat.

Kaworu: ...Oh man. How could I, of all people, not see this?

Asuka: Yah, I would have figured you would have known a long time ago.

Hikari: You really dissapoint me, Kaworu.

Kaworu: You're not the only one dissapointed in my abilities, Hikari.

Kensuke: OK, what just happened?

Toji: Totally confused here.

Shinji: I'm lost too.

Kaworu: Hikari was yelling at-

Kensuke: Who?

Kaworu: If you would have waited half a second you would know by now!

Shinji: So.

Kaworu: Hikari was yelling at.

Toji: ...at?

Kaworu: ... If you guys haven't figured it out yet.

Shinji: No.

Asuka: Stooges! It was me!

Toji: No way!

Shinji: Huh?

Kensuke: ...Impossible!

Hikari: Oh really? Just who else could I have been talking to?

Kensuke: Point.

Asuka: Just why do you think I was always at Hikari's house?

Shinji: Why would we know? You're girls! You're impossible to understand!

Kensuke: Besides, I would have known. You two were the very example of clean. Not even a sexy pillowfight.

Asuka: Of course we didn't do anything like that near any windows.

Hikari: We couldn't make out anywhere where it could get on the internet. We know you stalk Asuka with your camera.

Asuka: While it is sorta flattering to have my own paparazi, it does make...things...difficult.

Shinji: How could you be...that way, Asuka? You have had me, since like, forever!

Asuka: If I wouldn't get near ANY of my myriad of fanboys at this school (and even the high school), why would you have a chance? All those times, you were just a friend. Platonic, totally.

Shinji: You made out with me that one time.

Hikari: You WHAT!

Asuka: What? I was bored - I told you that. Besides, I was curious...all my experience is with Hikari.

Hikari: I knew you liked sausage, Asuka. Didn't think you liked it THAT much.

Asuka: Give me a break! I already explained myself. There was no emotion behind it.

Kensuke: ...but even considering all that, I never caught you. Only sleeping, reading, and video games! Totally clothed! Hikari's pajamas are especially modest.

Hikari: That's because nothing's happened yet! Weren't you paying attention at the very beginning?

Kensuke: But...the video games.

Hikari: That's all she does - play my video games. She says she 'isn't in the mood,' or 'tired,' or 'has a headache,' or something like that.

Asuka: Besides, removing the clothes is half the fun.

Hikari: That's the theory, anyways. Not that we would know, now would we? Unless you and Shinji have found out.

Shinji: I wish.

Asuka: Oh, will you forget about that already? I already have! It was JUST a kiss!

Hikari: And JUST KISSING is all we have done!

Asuka: We've done more.

Hikari: Not enough more. Not NEAR enough!

Toji: Is this just not as hot as we hoped it would be?

Kensuke: Totally. Totally lame, that is.

Toji: Who knew that girls' relationships would be...relationships.

Shinji: Porn really lied to us...

Later

Asuka: Well I am glad somebody took heed of my plea to pair me with hikari

Shinji:what about the "holy deciples of thye Shinji/asuka Pairing"

Asuka: not they are the "lovers of yuri with Asuka and Hikari/Misato"

Shinji: great now I have to suffer through all that yaoi with me and Kaworu.

Rei: sucks to be you

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The following message is true it was an actual message I left on my mothers voicemail

(Quote Fromk Garhunt01)

Shinji: Misato help me! there are some strange guys here and I'm scared!

Nerv Agent: we are from the anti-virgin society and we have brought this hot girl to lay you so can stop b!tching about it!

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caboose: my father always said why by the cow when you can get the milk for free?

Shinji: WTF?did you just call auska a cow?

Hikari: no i think he called her a who.r.e...

Church: danmit caboose, what did i tell you about that?first you call my Girlfriend(who is a merc that can rip your spine out) a who.r.e, now your calling a emptional unstable girl with a giant robot capable of destroying the world a who.r.e...WTF man?

ROFL! Way to go once again Garhunt! oh...and if you havent Watched RedVs.Blue...SHAME ON YOU! >:( oh...and shinjis is right about one thing...porn does lie...:(