Bonus chapter 12: Skeet Skeet Skeet!
asuka: time to die rei!
shinji: noooo! not my fuck buddy!
rei: irrelevant.(calls her clones)
all of the rei: idiotBitch girl. you cannot kill us all.
shinji: let's have a 25,000,002some!
asuka: alright.
rei: okay...
clones(all at once): yes master!
shinji: now all of you take your fucking clothes off! (gets in eva unit 1 and gets out a hugegantic whip)
(simultaneous clothe ripping sounds)
shinji: giggity giggity giggity!
asuka: i do belive my tiznits are hard..
rei: let me soften them with my saliva... (licks)
shinji: oh god!
asuka: oh, your female parts look cold, let me rub them (rubs them)
shinji: oh GOD!
rei clones: (start having lezbian secks)
shinji: OH GOD! (skeet skeets inside the eva)
...i watch too much jerry Springer and boondocks...LOL!