OMG ANOTHER BONUS CHAPTER!
Chapter 14: Ritsukos Gaydar Experiment.
Maya: always with the lesbians
Misato: I'm surprised he hasn't used you since you're the most lesbianic of the show
Ritsuko: that is true The data confirms it
Misato: what data?
Maya: I participated with Kaworu in an experiment to prove if gaydar is possible and if so whether it can measure how gay a person is
Misato: how come I wasn't informed about this!
Ritsuko: it was part of the reasearch division which is my department and other than your Yuri moment with Asuka you are Straiter than the borders of Wyoming.
Misato: Kaworu isn't gay he loves all of mankind-
Ritsuko:lillum
Misato: excuse me?
Ritsuko: since Kaworu is an angel he refers to all beings by their angelic names.
Misato: oh
Maya: it was you who pointed that out that humans are angels ma'am.
Misato: I know this but still where is this data
Ritsuko: right here hands her a spreadsheet
Misato: Maya rated a 86/100, and Kaworu rated a 48/100
Ritsuko: like you said he loves all of the lillum
Misato: wouldn't be even then
Maya: 52 of the world's population is female
Misato: wasn't that before second impact
Ritsuko: despite how devastating second impact was the effect on the percentage of males and females was minimal.
Misato: enough of this techno-babble, who approved of this
Maya: commander Fuyutski
misato: What, Why?
Ritsuko: for the third in commmand you sure don't know what is going on around here, anyway Fuyutski, didn't explain why he wanted it done, we just did it.
misato: well I doo have two children to take care of
Maya: yeah you look it too
Misato: What's that supposed to mean!
Maya: senpai is right, you DO ask a lot of questions.
Misato: so other than how gay a person is what else did your experiment show did it show who was Maya was Gay for?
Ritsuko: another question how typical, no, unfortunately we still don't know who Maya wants in her life but considering that most of NERV is staffed by men it shouldn't be hard to figure out.