Ritsuko: shoots kaworu

three days later

Kaworu: I am back among the lillum

Shinji: wait I saw you die!

Kaworu: I am like rei I am a clone in fact heres a whole tank of me somewhere.

Shinji: A Major What the Fuck look on his face

Asuka: That is disturbing, sick, and it makes me sooo hot. Take me Kaworu! FUCKMY BRAINS OUT! (They start going at it)

Shinji: What about me? sad look

Asuka: Join in. I can handle both of you winks

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Asuka: Thanks Ms. Abuki. That was really...instructive.

Maya: Oh, don't mention it. I am here for you girls anytime.

Asuka: I had a lot of fun.

Maya: Me too. I hope do be able to do it again.

Asuka: I am sure I am going to need some more education in this...

Maya: Like I said, I am here for you. It's my job.

Asuka: I didn't think THIS was part of your job.

Maya: ...Well, TECHNICALLY it isn't. But I want to be able to help out the pilots ANY way I can - and that IS my job.

Asuka: What about Shinji? You can't exactly do THIS with him.

Maya: I help him out a lot, but I think we both see our relationship as big sister-little brother...and, quite frankly, brothers and sisters don't do some certain things together...or that I would do with men, anyways.

Asuka: I guess so.

Maya: For those sort of needs I can't answer for him, I defer to Misato...or Kaji.

Asuka: KAJI!

Maya: Yah. Kaji has a lot more experience in a lot of things than I do.

Asuka: I suppose so...

Maya: But you girls...I can help a lot MORE.

Asuka: And you sure did. You made it a LOT more fun than I thought it was going to be.

Maya: Why can't we have some pleasure with our business?

Asuka: I don't see why not.

Maya: All right, just remember, if you...or Rei...ever need ANYTHING, come on by. My door is always open for you!

Asuka: Oh, I plan on it.

Hikari: AH HA!

Asuka: HIKARI!

Maya: Rei?

Asuka: What...what are you doing here!

Hikari: Looking for you! And guess where we find you!

Rei: Right where Shinji said she would be...

Asuka: Wait...how did Shinji know I was here?

Maya: He wanted to stop by, but I told him I was going to be with you today.

Asuka: So he told you...

Rei: Very reluctantly (so please don't kill him!).

Hikari: We had to all but beat it out of him. He was VERY reluctant...like he was trying to hide something...to cover up for you.

Asuka: You told him what we were doing!

Maya: He looked so hurt when I told him we couldn't hang out today...I just couldn't stand not telling him.

Asuka: Great! Now the secret's out! I may just have to kill him anyways.

Rei: He didn't tell us WHAT you were doing...just where you were.

Hikari: Oh, but I figured it out pretty quick.

Rei: She came to an...unsavory...conclusion (one I didn't neccessarily agree with, I might add).

Maya: What sort of Conclusion was it?

Hikari: You came here looking for some "education," didn't you!

Asuka: Of course I did!

Hikari: And it just had to be an older woman, didn't it?

Asuka: Yes!

Hikari: And it wasn't something we could do together?

Asuka: No! No it was not! Besides, I doubt you even know how.

Hikari: But...but I thought we were going to figure it out...together...

Asuka: Sorry. Not this time.

Hikari: I see...

Maya: Why is she crying?

Rei: I'm not too sure I know anymore.

Hikari: You didn't WANT to do it with me...so you're with her, now.

Asuka: Huh?

Hikari: I guess that explains why you won't...why you won't...

Asuka: Won't what?

Hikari: That's fine with me! I'll just have you know that while you were with...her, I was having my own lecherous ways with Rei here!

Maya: Shocked look

Rei: It was most uncomfortable...at least at first...

Maya: I didn't know you were...that way...

Rei: I'm not...thus the uncomfortable part...

Asuka: That's fine! That's why I gave her to you, after all!

Rei: GAVE me to her!

Asuka: Quiet Rei! This doesn't concern you!

Rei: Doesn't concern me!

Asuka: ...Is THAT what you thought I was doing here!

Hikari: Of course it was! We all know about her (well, Rei and Shinji did, anyways)!

Maya: You...do?

Rei: It is obvious...

Asuka: She is?

Rei:...

Asuka: I just thought she was shy...

Hikari: What! You didn't know?

Asuka: Kinda ashamed I didn't...

Maya: Is...oh, my! It was nothing like that at all, Miss Hokari!

Hikari: ...How did you know my name? I have never seen you before...

Maya: Oh, don't concen yourself with that...

Asuka: I told her!

Maya: Uh...yah...she told me...

Hikari: Anyways...so, you weren't...doing THAT?

Maya: No! That is totally inappropriate! Not that I wouldn't totally hit that if that she came asking me for THAT sort of help...but I would NEVER put any of you girls in that sort of situation!

Asuka: It was something completely different.

Hikari: Then...what?

Asuka: I was going to suprise you...but I was making this for you...

Hikari: This already IS a suprise.

Asuka: Well, later...

Hikari: ...I really didn't know how to do this! How did she? She doesn't look THAT old...

Maya: ...'Cause I'm not...it's just that, when you aren't wasting time chasing guys, you have time to learn...other things.

Hikari: I was...I was so wrong...I so totally thought...from your conversation...that...

Rei: I was coming to that conclusion myself...

Asuka: You were listening?

Rei: We were hiding outside for a half-hour before you two came out.

Asuka: Do you, like, help her stalk me, or something?

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Shinji: hey guess what everyone?

everyone:What?

Shinji: IM R TEH GAYZORS!11!one!1 (He WOULD say that and YOU know it! lol)

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ep six

Announcer: there will be a emergency black-out tommorrow at 12:00am that is all.

Kensuke: wait did they jut stop our game

Toji: yeah it looks like they did

game switches back on

kensuke: oh great our characters died!

Toji: I told you we should play D&D with paper and pencil.

Kensuke: but then we would have missed the announcement.

Toji: I'm sure that they are announcing it all over town. All we had to do was open a window or something

Kensuke: for a friend you sure bleep the fun out of everything

toji: where did that come from

Kensuke: first off, you come over to my house to play D&D, you forgot to bring snacks, while we were playing all you were talking about was how hungry you were and how we were not "really" playing D&D, and on top of that you just took away "my look on the brightside" comment with your unending pessimism.

Toji: not listening you got any food around here.

( Great NOW shinjis Gayness is Rubbing off on Toji! Damn you shinji!11one. lol , oh and Mayas "My door is always open for you!" thing...You know what she means!...lol)

P.S.: oh and for many who love Kaworu, View the link in the Thread (IF YOUR EVEN A MEMBER! YOU AS HATER! lol)