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Chapter 16: WHY they shouldnt and Cross over Mayham!

Shinji: Ahhh its nice to be in Hawaii.

Rei: Uh Shinji this is northern Japan.

Shinji: Shut up Britney Spears.

Rei: I'm not Britney Sears, so don't call me that.

Shinji: Don't tell the Rock what to do . (Smack)

Kaworu: Ha ha good one Shinji.

Shinji: AHHHHHH snakes (Punches Kaworu)

Shinji reaches for his head and pulls a zipper

M. Night Shamalong: What a twist.

He gets run over by a tank

Tucker: Hey Church I think we hit a guy.

Church: He probably diserved to die.

Cabose: You're mean Chruch (Smack) Ohh don't hit me I'll be good.

M. Night Shamalong: (trying to move) Whhattt a twi... Hit by another car.

Ichigo: Damn we're in the EVA thread.

Rukia: I told you to turn left at the last 'Best couple thread'.

MNight: wwwwwhhhattttt...hit by a car

Sarge: bleep it Simmons you'll dent the fender...

Griff: sarge, this car has four inch armor plateing, what's a human body gonna do to that?

Sarge: throws griff in front of warthog i dont know lets see...

Griff: Uh. . . Sarge? is hit by the car

Sarge: Hehe. . . Easy as giving a monkey a spanking. . . awkward silence

Simmons: What!

EVA 01 steps on the Warthog

Sarge: My only regret is that I never got to kill Grif. . . wait. . . is Grif dead?

Grif: No!

Sarge: Damnit. . . Simmons. . . You're almost like a son to me. . . well. . . more so than Grif. . . So. . . finish the job will you?

Simmons: Er. . . Okay?

Sarge: dies

Simmons: So. . . am I the new Sarge now?

Lopez: No se. . .

Asuka: (knocking Lopez head off) I am not a doll!

Simmons: Wait why are you here?

Asuka: There was a lack of EVA characters here that I'm suppost to stop.

Simmons: So by being here right now you completed your mission?

Asuka: Yep

Grif: Why can't we get easy missions like that. I love standing around. I do that all the time. Heck I'm doing it right now.

Asuka&Simmons: Shut up Grif.

Simmons: Hey that was good. Wanna join the Red Team?

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Shinji: move over misato I'm driving.

Misato: I think not Asuka is you don't have your license yet and your too young anyway.

Shinji:Asuka is younger than me how did she get her licesnse did she let the guy see with out the "Viewing fee"

Asuka: slaps Shinji no, I would never do such a thing you pervert!

Shinji: what fee was that!

Asuka: that's the "complaining to the person who will be holding your life in their hands" fee, and if you must know how I got my license I merley stopped by the DMV in my Eva and they were glad almost eager to give me a license Shinji: that was misuse of UN property. not even misato would let you do that.

Misato: just for that I'm not letting you ride in MY car.

Shinji: how will I get to NERV then Asuka: there's a golf cart int the corner use that.

Shinji: why is that here Misato: I bought it a couple years ago when my license was suspended.

Shinji: That was expected with the way you drive you shouldn't have a license at all.

Misato: your banned for a month and now responsible for all maintence and fuel costs of that cart, keep insulting me, and I'll come up with way worse.

Shinji: Shutting up...Bitch...

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shinji: walks in on asuka changing.

asuka: you perv

shinji: you know you want it, you little slut!

asuka: your right shinji , fuck me, FUCK me hard!

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Gendo; (He has his pants off and kissing Eva Unit 01. Then Everyone looks at him) Yeah this is what it looks like.

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Ichigo: a duck Rukia: I wanted the bunny dispenser but somebody had already orderd it. Some woman in a beige uniform if I had my shinigami powers I would have.

Ichigo: hey it's just a dispenser not like anything bad is going to happen Rukia: I wonder what she though it really was.
meanwhile

Maya:I love pez Huyga: hey pez can I get some Maya: sure Misato: hey what are you guys doing Huyga: we're about to eat some pez

Misato: cool is it ok If I have any?

Maya: sure hey lets eat it all at the same time takes out pez dispenser

huyga: A bunny maya: I like bunnies so I got a bunny pez dispenser, the last one too. there was a gril about Asuka's age in line with me and she wanted one too but hey you snooze you loose.

Misato: ha that's true huyga: alright on three 1-2-3 all eat pez and their souls leave their bodies

Huyga ghost: WTF Misato ghost:huh OMG Maya Maya shinigami: what Huygaghost: your wearing a black robe and have a sword Mayashinigami: really maybe that's why he let me in Huyga ghost: the owner of the shop Maya shinigami: yeah he said he served "exclusive clientel" but he would make an exception since he though I was cute.

Misato ghost: I was wondering why the pez was round Huyga ghost: what happend to our bodies Maya shinigami: looks like they are just lying there kaji walks in

Kaji: oh hi...everyone Misato ghost: Kaji listen to me we are up here kaji doesn't notice

Kaji: ohh pez Everyone's spirits: NOOOOO!

Kaji Ghost: so i guess that wasnt pez...

Everyone Ghost: stares...

Asuka walks in sees Kajis body lying there...

Asuka: Kaji OMG! he's DEAD, no wait he has a pulse... looks around evily drag kaji body off...

fifteen minutes pass(conencidently they are 15 min from misatos house even dragging an uncoucious man)

Kaji Ghost: why do i suddenly have a hard on, and get the feeling my body is getting viloated?

OMG Kajis Ghost got Rap3d Agains! lol! LEAVE REVIEWS!