Chapter 19: Incestious Gayrific Sex Chapter! (God Save me from Myself!)
Shinji:so asuka wanna repopulate the earth now?
Asuka: no now shut up or there will be no repopulating of any kind you pervert!
Shinji: but what about the human race?
Asuka: i dont give a flying fck about the human race if it means im going to get pestered by a pervert day and night!
shinji:aww, but then the entire human race will be wiped out!
asuka: i don't give a danm!
shinji: how about this, we have sex, you have the baby, i take care of it and you never see me again.
asuka: that's what they all say!
shinji: oh, but we need more than one, so they can have smex.
asuka: are you saying you want our kids to have sex with each other?
shinji: there's no other way.
asuka: what if they're both boys huh? didn't think about that, did you, genious?
shinji: then we keep trying 'till we get it right.
asuka: are you kidding?
shinji: cmon, i can't be that bad, just give it a try?
Asuka: fine but if i get to the point where i cant feel child birth at all we are stopping got it?
Shinji: Yes Ma'am!
5 babies later
asuka: cmon shinji, don't be so mean.
shinji: i said no! i already grew tired of you.
asuka: well if i don't have sex with you, then who?
shinji: i dunno, but ever since that first time you have been pressuring me for more and i think i've had my fill of asuka for now.
asuka: but you're the one who wanted to save the human race!
shinji: okay, fine, but only for 2 hours.
asuka: aww cmon shinji!
shinji: 4 hours and that's it!
asuka:(Happy Face)
50 babies later (no girls. WTF!)
asuka: awww cmon shinji just one more try, im sure we'll have a girl this time.
shinji: (shoots asuka)... come out, my love, the coast is clear (Kaworu appears)
kaworu: ahhhh... now its just me, you, and 55 little shinjis...and no women in sight!
shinji: yep its like gay heaven!
Misato turns the film off
Misato: And that, Shinji, is why you can't go to the mall today.
shinji: when did that happen? where did you get that film? are you saying i'm gay?
misato: billions of years ago, the video store, and yes.
shinji: pins her dows i'll show you how gay i am!
misato: oh, finally! i knew you weren't gay!
shinji: what position do you want?
misato: personllly i like missionary.
shinji: puts on condom you know what? fuggit. takes off condom
misato: sorry kids, this is for our eyes only so fuggoff!
Me: Stuck up alittle...oh its back!
5 seconds later
misato (dissapointed): well to be honest i wasn't hoping you were THAT straight.
shinji: (blushes) sorry...
just then...
Misato rips of a mask and its realy shinji's father
Shinji just had smex with his father!
Shiniji barfing
Gendo: Ah that was good, you pass
shinji keeps on barfing.
Shinji:i FUCKING hate you man!
shinji: wait...uh...dad...where'd u get the fake pussy?
gendo: hot topic, same day i got the whip
shinji: yeah, about the whip.
gendo: i know you took it to use it on asuka.
shinji: you're not mad?
gendo: of course not! as long as you don't touch rei.
shinji: hey! remember that post awhile ago where you promised me maya? whatever happened to that?
gendo: lack of funds. i used all of nerv's money at hot topic
shinji: whadya buy?
gendo: just some fun smexy stuff.
shinji: like that misato suit?
gendo: yup. and the asuka suit and the rei suit and the shinji suit and the ritsuko suit and the
megaman suit.
shinji: megaman suit?
gendo: correction, the megaman x suit.
shinji: why did you buy that?
gendo: self defence.
Inu89: you guys need some Therapy...
((Thank the Mind of frickinawesomeneon! lol))