Alright teh next chaptar is gonna be a special Thanks to those who submmited their jokes of the Eva characters and nearly made me piss myself by just reading them!

Chapter 20: SHINJIROTH, It's Insert Name here, Yaoi much and +1!

Shinji: there is something I haven't done in awhile that I must do,pleas wait here Asuka.
Asuka?
shinji comes out of his room as sepiroth
shinjiroth: I have retunrned
bacround singers:SHINJIROTH
Asuka: ohh sexy villian

(NERV)

Gendo:great, he's got the Sephiroth costume again...
Sephiroth:wipes tear from eye he makes me proud...
Gendo:WTF? when did you get here?
Sephiroth: I have been here since the beginning of this thread
Gendo:How come we never saw you?
Sephiroth:shadows
Gendo: oh

(Katsuragi residence)

Shinjiroth:so, shall we get ready for our special night?
Asuka:Yes, but not with you
Shinjiroth:eh?
Asuka:I'm going to go see Hikari
Shinjiroth:here or her house?
Asuka:her house.
Shinjiroth: meet me there! teleports
Asuka: WTF? Since when could he do that?
Rei:It's all in the costume
Asuka:When did you get here?
Rei:I am always here, just like Lord Sephiroth...
Asuka:"lord"?
Rei:yes lord, Lord Sephiroth treats me quite nicely if you catch my drift (link)
Asuka: (even more shocked face)

(NERV)

Sephiroth:And that is why I am better than you with the ladies (smirky look)
Gendo: ow... my pride (sad face)

(hikari residence)
Hikari: ahh who are you
Shinjiroth: the one winged angel and Eva pilot SHINJIROTH
hikari: you are so hot to me right now
Asuka: (panting) I...saw...him ...first.
hikari: but you are too tired now
Shinjiroth: ladies ladies there is enough of Shinjiroth for you to share.
(at Nerv)
ritsuko: with nosebleed impressive
Gendo: (shocked face)
sepiroth:I have taught him well just like my other apprentice
kaji: yes master you have
Gendo:where did you come from
kaji: I was hiding in a box because I'm a spy and we do that sometimes
off screen misato gets out of the box holding her clothes and runs off

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back round singers: its Kaji
pimp music
Gendo: no thats me its supposed to be "its gendo"
Kaji: tru and I am more of a playa but hey it works with ant two syllable name and backound singers are not loyal to anyone
Gendo: really
kaji: yep just watch! shinji get in here
shinji walks in
Backround singers: its Shinji!
pimp music
fuyutski: I'll never be pimptacular
Maya: svcks to be you
Backround singers: its maya
pimp music
Shinji:this is getting annoying
Gendo shoots the backround singers
Gendo: If I don't have them all to myself then I want you to have none either.
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Aoba: theres nothing to do since the angels have been defeated
Huyga buttsecks?
Maya: OO yaoi

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Gendo: we be big pimpin' spendding G's
Keel: about that
Gendo; yes
Keel: can selee com too
Gendo: only the back guy
Blackguy: for shizzle gendfizzle
Gendo: word.

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