This ones dedicated to the funniest User on AS ive ever seen so far! (but not as close to GARHUNT)
Chapter 22: In Honor of Eva0001!
(Shinji and Asuka are in a field with grass up to there ankles)
Shinji: Is it ok to do it here?
Asuka: No, it needs to be more private.
(Shinji and Asuka are in a field with grass up to there knees)
Shinji: How about here? Is it ok to do it here?
Asuka: No, it still needs to be more private.
(Shinji and Asuka are in a field with grass up to there waist)
Shinji: What about now? Is it ok to do it here?
Asuka: No, the grass still needs to be longer, enough so people won't be able to see us.
(Shinji and Asuka are in a field with grass up to there necks)
Shinji: Alright, this has to be long enough, no one would be able see us now.
Asuka: OK, this spot should be fine.
(Shinji and Asuka kneel down)
Shinji: OK, you readly?
Asuka: Yep, one M&M for me, one M&M for you, one M&M for me, one M&M for you.
Shinji looks down at his pants
Shinji: Hey! That last one wasnt an m&m, it was Viagra!
Asuka: Muahahahaha...
Asuka (to self): What an idiot! He thought I wanted privacy so we could trade m&ms?
M. Night Shaymalan: What a tweeeeest!
(Later!11one)
Shinji: Asuka can i ask you something?
Asuka: sure.
Shinji: do you spit or swallow?
Asuka: Spit or swallow what?
Shinji: (Rolls on the floor laughing)
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(lol thx eva0001!)