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Wormtail walks over to Voldemort's throne, holding a tray of coco puffs, and other candy and sugar "here are your sweets, my lord." Wormtail said nervously.
"Finally. What a horrible housewife you'd make, Wormtail." Voldemort growls, holding out his hands for the tray of pure sugar.
Wormtail shuddering slightly hands him the sugar.
Voldemort snatches the tray, immediately stuffing a handful of M&M's into his mouth. "Now Leave, Wormtail! Out!" Voldemort shrieks, tossing an almond-filled M&M at Wormtail's head.
Wormtail runs out as fast as his small little legs can carry him.
Voldemort snuggles back against his throne, grumbling to himself about horrible minions and their bad minioning.
While gulping his multitude of sugar, Voldemort shoves a handful of M&M's down his throat before gagging, choking and falling out of his chair to twitch on the ground. for you see, he has choked.
Wormtail rushes into the room, to see Voldemort's Death, "MY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!" and Voldemort dies a horrible gruesome death of lethal M&M's. Poor Voldie… almost feel sorry for him. (Authoress: cackles evilly and starts stabbing Voldemort with a fork)
A/N: my beta reader's idea for the Choking on M&Ms