Disclaimer: I do not own harry potter or the Jhonny C. guy. Someone who has more skill in writing then me wrote this. I can take no credit for it. The more skillful person wrote it for this story so it is posted here anyway
Voldemort was bored, and out of food. Wormtail was out, trying to get magical supplies, so Voldemort was left to his own. Which was not a good thing.
Finally, Voldemort got bored enough to consider cursing himself, just to see what happened. But something almost magical, if it could be called that, happened. Voldemort heard of a place called a 24/7, and it had snack foods.
So, off Voldemort went, out into the big scary world of scary people that wasn't so scary. He forgot his wand, again, so when he got to the 24/7 he was weaponless. Amazingly enough he hadn't gotten mobbed, robbed or otherwise beaten up.
The bell ringed as Voldemort entered the store, and he looked around. Nobody was really there, except for a strange-looking bloodstained man and the guy behind the counter. The bloodstained guy was currently yelling about a brainfreezy.
"I tell you, something's wrong with the brainfreezy machine! Make my pain end!" the bloodstained guy shrieked at the guy behind the counter, who looked unimpressed.
Voldemort was confused. "What the bloody hell is a brainfreezy?" he asked, and was noticed by the two others in the store. The insane muggle freaked out.
"You DARE deny the might of the brianfreezy! I DON'T LIKE YOU!" Then the insane muggle turned to glare at the other muggle behind the counter, stomping a cloven boot. "And you! You refuse to help my need for cherry DOOM!"
In a second the insane muggle had pulled knives from his boots and stabbed the guy behind the counter to the wall. Then he turned on Voldemort, eye twitching, before lunging and slashing at Voldemort. He missed, and Voldemort shrieked, turning and running out of the 24/7 only to be hit by a car as he ran into the road.
Unseen by the roadkill-Voldemort, the bloodstained muggle walked out of the 24/7 happily as he clutched a cherry popsicle in one hand. The mortal who had caused Voldemort's death was none other than Johnny C., Homicidal Maniac extraordinaire.