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One day, Voldemort went to the eye doctor. And to his astonishment, he needed glasses. So he got the drops in his eyes and couldn't see a thing. Then the doctors told him to pick out a pair of glasses
A red headed doctor in a tight bun and glasses clumsily pushed Voldemort out of the check up room
Voldemort stumbled. And randomly picked out a pair of glasses. Then he went to Wal-Mart and bought some clothes. And then went home.
a few days later. He went to pick up his glasses. He had put on the clothes he got from Wal-Mart. he still couldn't see very well. For a second he wondered why he seemed to be standing on tiptoe. But shook it off.
When he got there. The same red headed doctor faced him in front of a mirror. And handed him the glasses.
Voldemort put them on. And looked in the mirror in shock. He was wearing pink sparkly glasses. Bright red lipstick, a sleeveless very short pink dress, And very high heeled shoes. He literally died of shock.
The red headed doctor grinned. And pulled off her lab coat.
Ginny Weasley was sitting on Luna's shoulders. A bottle of some potion was in Ginny's hand
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A/N: heheheheee! Ginny tricked Voldemort again!