Author's Note: And so the story continues… much like my job hunt, lol. I have a phone now, so that should at least make it easier.
Amusingly, this was edited well in advance, so I had plenty of time to focus on writing… which I did. Both my own stories and some collabs. The time since I posted last chapter has been pretty eventful, needless to say, lol.
On with the fic!
Chapter Eleven: Complications and Awkward Boners
When the sun was setting and Naruto and an armored, limping Albedo finally returned to Carne Village, they got rather confused by the awkward and flustered looks they were given… or rather, the averted gazes.
Fortunately… or unfortunately, depending on your point of view, a certain redhead was not at all shy about explaining why when she, Enri, and some familiar faces arrived to greet them.
"We could hear the ass you were gettin' from here, Boss," Tayuya grunted, leering at Albedo.
Needless to say, many present were more than a little flustered by her bluntness, with a particular blonde gaping at her.
"B-But… We were more than three miles away!" Naruto stammered out, his cheeks ablaze as he looked both shocked and embarrassed. "How did you…"
"She's a fuckin' screamer." Tayuya hitched a thumb in Albedo's direction, before leering at her progenitor, "I'm pretty sure everyone in the village can tell how big you are."
Naruto's mouth opened and closed with a click. "...nevermind."
He glanced at Albedo, who was now looking rather sheepish herself. (1)
She was indeed quite vocal about how good he fucked her, much to the current embarrassment of everyone present. She wasn't at all shy about the… details, either.
But, by some stroke of luck, she thankfully didn't yell his name for the world to… apparently quite literally hear. Not for lack of trying, granted, though Naruto did manage to smother a good half of those pleasured wails... usually by pushing his tongue down her throat, or just plain smothering her until the urge to breathe was stronger than the urge to scream.
The youko in question cleared his throat as he addressed the chief. "We don't do it often and… well, now you know why. I apologize for the noise and awkward questions it may have caused."
'Note to self: cast Zone of Silence, next time.'
Private Sanctum only worked in an enclosed space, so Albedo's hasty insistence that they didn't need to take a detour when she met him in that thicket had backfired pretty spectacularly. Naruto couldn't bring himself to be mad at her if he wanted to, though; she clearly needed to talk to him about that, after all… badly.
Plus… the sex was great. He was definitely tapping that again later on.
"It's fine," the chief told him, smiling knowingly. "You've done more than enough to make up for such a small thing, after all." His following expression was rather apologetic, as he bowed his head, "I'm afraid I can't stay longer; there's a lot of work to be done, you understand…"
Naruto waved him off. "It's fine, chief. Go do your thing, don't let me keep you waiting."
Unnoticed by the two men, a certain succubus felt her eyebrow twitch at the wording.
''...However, in the meantime, I'm sure our little Enri can keep you entertained during your stay with us."
Naruto leered at the girl in question, an impish grin spreading across his face. "Oh, I can think of a thing or two…"
The farmgirl in question blushed, seemingly trying to withdraw into her dress like a turtle.
Albedo's brow twitched again. Of course, getting laid and engaged made her far less hostile, but she was still feeling rather… possessive.
"Until next time, then." The chief said, chuckling as he walked off, passing a certain posse of adventurers as they approached with a pair of goblins in tow.
The group's leader crossed his arms as he came to a stop, his face looking thoughtful.
"So I take it you are the famous Lord Ainz," Peter commented, giving Naruto a once-over. He certainly looked the part of a noble, albeit a very foreign one.
"That I am," Naruto chirped, flashing the Swords of Darkness a welcoming grin. "Pleased to meet you."
"Likewise," he replied, offering a nod of respect. "I've heard quite a bit about you from Ms Emmot, in fact."
"Is that so…?" Naruto leered playfully at the blonde in question, before winking, "I'll have to reward her in that case."
Enri turned an even brighter red and averted her gaze, unable to look him in the eye.
Jugem did not approve. "Hey," he grunted, "just what the hell do you think―''
"Woah, woah woah! It's fine! It's fine!" Enri cried out, waving her arms frantically, "No need to make a scene! Lord Ainz was just being nice!"
The goblin in question got the message and reluctantly backed off, and then… when she realized all eyes were on her, the blonde blushed even harder, practically feeling the steam coming out of her ears.
Naruto couldn't help but chuckle at that. It was just so cute!
It also helped distract him from something he noticed pretty quickly once they were in the village. As it turned out, fucking Albedo into the ground for a few hours didn't quite stop him from wanting to have his way with some of the women here, much to his silent frustration.
Apparently, her willingness prevented their romp from scratching that itch in particular, but it did at least help that he wasn't horny all the time; walking around with a permanent stiffy tucked between his thighs was a hassle, especially when it kept slipping out and pitching a tent in his breeches.
Regardless, anything to keep his mind off of those urges was appreciated.
With that in mind, Naruto returned his attention to Peter and clapped his hands together. "So, what brings you here to Carne?" He knew damn well that they were looking for Kushina, but he shouldn't. Better to act like the part; he didn't want to raise suspicion, after all.
"We wish to speak with my love~!" Lukrut butted in, because of course he did.
"Damn it, Lukrut," Naruto muttered. Then, he immediately kicked himself. He said that out loud, didn't he?
Peter perked up at that. "Oh, so you know his name?"
"There are no strangers in a town this small," Naruto said with a shrug. "Kushina's pretty vocal about him."
Peter nodded. That made sense.
"Ah, my love, she really does think about me~!"
Naruto resisted the urge to facepalm. Fortunately, though, Ninya came to his rescue and whacked Lukrut upside the head.
"As he said, we came here looking for Kushina," Peter confirmed after a brief, awkward pause. "And Regina, of course. Those two seem inseparable."
"They're childhood friends," Naruto pointed out with a shrug. "Hard not to be when you've known someone for as long as they have."
"Is that all?" Peter questioned.
"Whatdya mean?"
"Well…'' Peter started, looking at his team's healer.
"We couldn't help but notice how much Kushina resembles Princess Tayuya… despite her… traits," Dyne chimed in, stroking his beard with a chuckle when the girl in question flipped him and his group off. "And Regina has red hair… but at the same time, they're human."
'Uh-oh…' He didn't realize how much they resembled each other until it was pointed out. Shit. The whole point of that disguise was to head out as someone unassociated with Ainz Ooal Gown, but that seemed like it was... out of the question, now.
Thinking on his feet, Naruto cleared his throat. "Daughter of a bastard, unfortunately," he said, averting his gaze. It was the first thing that came to mind… because of course it would be. These goddamn urges sucked. "She was born to a kid I made when I was way under age, because my parents were… absent at a time they shouldn't have been." Then he cleared one thing up, mixing in just a hint of truth. "She and Regina are unrelated, though; red hair's just more common in my homeland than it is here."
"Is that so…'' Peter muttered, looking slightly uncomfortable. "Well, thank you for telling us. We didn't mean to impose on family matters…''
Naruto waved the dirty blond's concerns away. ''If I cared about something like that, I wouldn't have said anything," he said, mentally breathing a sigh of relief.
Potential problem averted.
Ninya, meanwhile, looked at Naruto oddly. Something seemed off about his explanation...
Fortunately, Tayuya was there to provide support… despite having a hard time trying not to cackle at her creator's piss-poor lie. "Got somethin' ta say, pipsqueak?"
The mage jumped at that, looking startled.
"Yea', I'm talking to you, short-stack."
"Um… It's just… It seems a bit weird that you don't know her very well if she's your niece," Ninya sputtered.
"Basically never saw her," Tayuya grunted, rolling her eyes as she cocked a hip and planted a hand on it.
Naruto expertly hid how… interested he was in the pose she struck.
Fortunately for Naruto, she was a much better liar than her father. "The bitch Boss knocked up ran off with his kid still in her cunt. She did fuck a brat, after all, so that ain't surprisin'." She leered particularly at Naruto when she said that. "We didn't even know she got knocked up until Boss tracked her down; by the time he did, she was dead and my big brother already had a wife and kid."
"Kushina had just turned thirteen, too," Naruto sighed dejectedly, embellishing the story, "it was kinda weird learning that I became a grandfather without realizing it, so the reunion was an awkward one and Tayuya wasn't with me at the time." He scratched his whiskers and turned his gaze away… lest someone see how full of shit he was. "So, uh… Needless to say, it was a hassle to get her integrated into the family, but her rebellious streak made sure that she'd never quite fit in."
"Oh, my poor Kush—"
Whack! Thud!
"Ow…"
"And that's why I find your ass so irritatin'," Tayuya grunted, glaring at the worm as he crumbled to the dirt.
"Yeah, she does come off as a rebel," Peter chuckled awkwardly, ignoring Lukrut's shenanigans. "She got her moniker by leaping into a horde of undead, believe it or not."
"And I promptly chewed her out for it the next time we saw each other," Naruto said with a convincing pout. "She's always been too reckless for her own good, I hear... runs in the family, I'm afraid." That was entirely true, though Naruto himself had no idea. "It's part of the reason I have her helping me; I want to make sure she doesn't let that skill get to her head, so I have my other daughter, Fumiko, and one of my concubines keeping an eye on her while I'm here."
"Makes sense," Ninya admitted, the rest of the ensemble nodding along. Her gut still told her that something was off, but she let it drop.
'Good, they bought it.' Naruto thought. The longer they were curious, the greater the chance of him fucking it up somehow; he sucked at lying. (2)
And he didn't really want to kill them. They were… quaint. And Peter reminded him of Touch Me-senpai.
"W-well, I hope things improve for you," Enri chimed in shyly, squirming like a horny schoolgirl. Such a touching, heartfelt story had her maiden heart aching for her gallant saviour…
Even if she knew it was a crock of shit. Enri was, after all, well aware of Kushina's true identity.
Naruto couldn't help but chuckle at that, rubbing at his neck with a grin. "They have been," he assured. It was true, too, just… in a different context.
Despite the setbacks and such, his life and situation were indeed getting much better as the days went by. He still didn't quite know how to feel about his "master plan" and all, but that wasn't too much of an issue, oddly enough.
Pushing those thoughts aside, Naruto decided to put their conversation back on track. "Anyways, you guys shouldn't worry about Kushina. She's a resourceful girl and pretty strong."
"Yeah, no kidding." Peter nodded, "Doesn't mean her friends can't worry about her, though, right?"
Naruto quite visibly flinched, as the man's words struck a chord.
'Friends, huh…'
"Uhh…'' he cleared his throat, quickly thinking of something, "Well, if you must know, she's helping me ensure some demihumans I found in the Great Forest of Tob won't be a... problem." He explained, fumbling a bit as he continued. "For Carne Village, specifically, I mean."
"As expected of her." Dyne said. "Kushina really is a kind girl, always going so far out of her way to help others."
"Yeah…'' Naruto muttered. "She is, isn't she? Try to keep this info under wraps, though… her life is complicated enough."
"We will," Peter assured, "and since she's clearly busy, I suppose we can come back another time."
"Yeah, you, uh, do that." Naruto mumbled.
"Before you go," Enri called out. "I have a small request."
The Swords of Darkness perked up at that, caught by surprise after already turning to leave.
"What would it be?" Peter asked, turning back around to meet her eyes.
"I've got a friend who lives in E-Rantel," Enri explained. "I haven't heard from him in a while, and well… after hearing about what happened, I'm a bit worried."
"I'll see what we can do," he assured. "Can you give me a name?"
"Aaaand while them losers are doin' 'at," Tayuya said, pulling Naruto's attention away from their conversation. "I'd like ta talk to ya in private, Boss."
"Uh, right…" the youko muttered, looking surprised, before turning to address everyone else. "Please excuse us, we should be back soon."
A few minutes later, in Enri's hut, a Private Sanctum cast with Albedo standing guard outside, Naruto addressed his daughter.
"So… what did you wanna talk about?"
"Why'dya go 'n' fuck her?" Tayuya asked, blunt as ever. "Of all the women in Nazarick, you chose one o' the few who give me the fuckin' creeps."
At least it wasn't Neuronist, but still! Albedo stood at a very close second place among the absolute worst women he could've chosen as far as Tayuya was concerned!
Naruto sighed. "I take it you want the short version," he muttered, knowing his baby girl rather well… he did make it so both of them were straight to the point kind of girls… they just chose to express it differently. "Well, it all kinda started right before we got here. The reason she's like that is because I… changed her profile and I felt guilty because of it."
Tayuya stared at him oddly. "Why'dya do that?"
The youko shrugged. "It was supposed to just be a bit of harmless mischief," he explained, rubbing a finger against his cheeks and feeling slightly sheepish under her deadpan stare. "At the time, I was under the impression that I wouldn't see any of you again because the… world was ending." He shrugged lamely when Tayuya looked at him in utter shock. "That's the gist of it at least. The whole story's much weirder and more complicated, but Yggdrasil was going to… vanish at the time for lack of a better way to put it. That's what I was led to believe, at least. I didn't expect us all to end up in a new world entirely in the process of… whatever did happen."
"Oh…"
That… was a lot to take in. She knew Boss was being truthful, but having a hard time figuring out how to say what he wanted to.
"Yeah…"
"And... you stayed," Tayuya whispered, finally gathering her wits after that shocking reveal. "The world was gonna vanish and take ya with it... b-but you stayed…" The implication almost made her cry. She bit her lip and just barely fought the urge to start bawling on the spot.
Naruto sighed and pulled his baby girl into a warm embrace, wrapping his arms and tails around her lovingly and rubbing Tayuya's back. "It was the least I could do," he said… and he wholeheartedly meant it. To see all their hard work just up and vanish… The least he could do was see it through to the end.
She felt her eyes burn, the tears welling up at his words, but she pushed them back down again. "So... why'dya fuck her?" Tayuya asked again, her tone having lost its bite. (3)
Naruto chuckled.
"You always were the stubborn one," he commented, squeezing her sides familiarly. "Well… long story short, she came to me and asked why I didn't fuck her after changing her settings. She was worried that I was mad at her or something and… well, when I told her that I felt guilty, she only wanted me even more. One thing led to another and… uh... Yeah..." He trailed off awkwardly. Never in his right mind could he have expected he'd be explaining his sexcapades to his daughter… whom he didn't have mere months ago.
"Right…" Tayuya muttered.
A brief, slightly awkward silence enveloped them.
"So… I can't help but wonder why she gives you the creeps," Naruto told her, still hugging her close to his chest.
"She's dangerous," his daughter grunted, finally hugging him back as her usual, punkish demeanor shattered. "Not sure why, but I can tell… I'm scared o' somethin' bad happenin' 'n' I don't wanna lose ya… Fumiko-chan feels 'at way, too."
Naruto snorted. "Your creators made you all dangerous," he pointed out, before puffing his chest out. "Myself included."
Tayuya grunted.
"But still… I appreciate the concern." He rubbed her back soothingly. "You're just trying to look out for Daddy, I understand."
Tayuya huffed and hugged Naruto closer, pressing her head against his torso. "Damn right I am," she muttered into his chest. "And it looks like fuckin' her ain't helpin' with them urges o' yours…"
The youko flinched at that.
"You're an oni too," she grunted, reading him like a book. A wry grin overtook her face, though he couldn't see it. "A more… typical one." His appearance notwithstanding, of course. "I know all about it now, thanks ta Lupus… and ya made me good at readin' people."
"Maybe a little too good," he admitted with a sheepish chuckle. Then, his expression turned rather… haunted when he realized something. "Oh… Oh, shit… uh… About that time in the vault..."
"You're worried about how I feel aboutchya after all o' this?" Tayuya deadpanned as she pulled back from their hug, glaring at him with her cheeks ablaze. Her arms were still wrapped around him and she pouted. "Yeah, I noticed ya checkin' me out when I put this dress on… and the boner…" Naruto was visibly horrified by that revelation, too shocked to even speak. Tayuya huffed and buried her face back in his chest. "I also noticed the one ya popped when ya saw her tits," she said, clearly referring to her sister. "Can't speak for Fumiko-chan," Tayuya added hesitantly, "...but I didn't mind,"
"Breed her! Breed her! Breed her!"
Naruto felt his eye twitch in irritation at his inner oni rearing its ugly head. He viciously silenced that little voice, his cheeks ablaze.
'Shut the fuck up, you!'
"You're... pokin' me…" she muttered, now a little embarrassed.
'Oh, for fucks sake!' Naruto cleared his throat, taking a moment to calm himself. "N-not here," he said evasively.
...
Wait…
'Shit! That's not what I meant to say!'
The lifeblood drained from his face when Tayuya nuzzled her face against him in embarrassment and hugged her father closer, a cloud of steam rising from her head from how hard she was blushing.
"A-alright," she muttered, eyes closed even though she couldn't see anything. "Wh-whenever you're... ready then…"
'Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!' Naruto raged internally. This was… not good. Not good at all!
...
"But why, though…? It's not like she was 'made' in the traditional sense, after all… Is she even related?"
'SHE'S STILL MY DAUGHTER!'
Of course, the two of them would awkwardly part ways after Naruto eventually forced down his raging boner… and Albedo would find herself enjoying his sudden need to… vent later on that night.
Much later on, when Naruto and Albedo eventually returned to the outpost with Demiurge, Cocytus, and Fumiko in tow, they were all in for a hell of a surprise.
Apparently, when Aura assured him that the base camp and storehouses would be done in five days tops, she meant the motherfucking castle with a great hall, entrance hall, grand dining room, master bedroom, garrison, tavern, servants' quarters, and an indoor sauna in addition to those storehouses would be done in three.
It was even whitewashed.
Ho-ly shit! (4)
Naruto legitimately couldn't help but gape after being given a tour of the new establishment. Of course, it wasn't furnished yet, but still! How the absolute fuck did she pull this off?!
"Gotta say, Aura," he told her enthusiastically, ruffling the blushing dark elf's hair, "you outdid yourself. I didn't know you were this awesome."
"Y-you're too kind," she muttered self-consciously.
Naruto chuckled at that, before he, Albedo, Fumiko, and most of the Floor Guardians entered the great hall. It was a large and rectangular room, the walls also coated in plaster in preparation to be painted later with banners bearing the symbol of Ainz Ooal Gown lining them, save for the one at the very back, hanging above a raised platform. That tapestry bore his personal crest.
Then, Naruto saw a pair of Death Knights carrying something towards the platform so it could serve as a centerpiece of sorts.
The creatures were nearly ten feet tall, even if one were to exclude their horned helms. They wore little more than their armor and cloaks, typically relying more on giant shields for defense in battle. But these mummified hulks weren't wearing their shields or the crooked swords that typically came with them at the moment.
As for the item, it was a large, ornate chair seemingly made of bone and various skulls, save for the dark violet cushions lining the seat and the backrest. (5)
"Well, then," Naruto muttered, staring at the throne owlishly. "What's that and why is it here?"
"Just a little something I wished to add," Demiurge explained as he stepped forth. "A great ruler like yourself deserves a glorious throne, after all."
Well, it certainly was a unique one…
"What kinds of bones are those?" Naruto asked, skillfully hiding his discomfort. Or rather, it never came to the surface as only Naruto was feeling illatease, not Kurama… and this body, despite Naruto being the driver, was most definitely still Kurama...
"We assembled it with the best parts of various magical beasts," Demiurge told him. "Gryphons, wyverns and the like."
"I see," Naruto muttered. 'BULLSHIT! Those are human skulls!' His more human side felt very uncomfortable about sitting in that thing! But... at the same time, Demiurge clearly went through all the effort of making it for him… He couldn't just disrespect him like that, either.
Naruto perked up, an idea starting to form in that moment. He addressed the Death Knights. "You two," he said.
The half-armored, mummified hulks turned to acknowledge him.
"A little more to the side," he told them. Then, he turned to Demiurge. "Sorry, but I'll have to use it a bit later; you just gave me an idea." With that, Naruto then turned his attention to Albedo. "In the meantime," he said. "Why don't you keep it warm for me?"
"M-Milord?" The succubus in question looked at him oddly.
Naruto smiled. "You're always standing by my side for hours on end with next to no rest," he told her. "Consider this a reward for your dedication. Besides, I'd hate for it to go to waste while I'm… busy with something else." An evil grin split his face without him realizing it as he turned to someone else. "Shalltear!"
The vampire flinched when she was called upon. "Y-yes, Milord?"
"Since you insist that the mind control fiasco was your fault," he began, "I think I just came up with the perfect punishment for that… and the chandelier incident." He added that last part with a slight pout, his ears flattening in embarrassment.
Fumiko blushed hard at that second part, hoping no one would ask what he was referring to. (6)
Naruto, meanwhile, loomed over Shalltear, his eyes glowing menacingly. While he couldn't let Demiurge's hard work go to waste, the youko could at least... minimize how long he'd actually have to sit in that damn thing.
The script he'd come up with could use some work though… oh well, he was becoming a degenerate either way...
"Get on your hands and knees," he growled, sending a hot shiver up her spine… and the others' as well for varying reasons.
Every last one of them.
Minutes later, the relative silence of this new castle's new great hall made Shalltear's shallow, excited breathing seem far louder than it actually was. Her face was red, her eyes glazed over and unfocused, and she trembled like a leaf as Naruto sat on her back, right next to the bone throne, while observing something in his Mirror of Remote Viewing.
Meanwhile, sitting upon the throne in question, Albedo had to admit that she was incredibly jealous of the little bitch… or to be more specific, she was envious of the pleasure the vampire was clearly deriving from this "punishment" of hers, but the fact that she was still walking funny from losing her innocence to Lord Kurama made this far more tolerable than it otherwise would've been… her beloved was truly all she believed and more.
That, and it was incredibly amusing to witness the depths of Shalltear's personal depravity. She got off on the weirdest of things, it would seem...
Demiurge, meanwhile, was beside their lord, looking over his shoulder and conspiring with him, while the others were milling about and doing their own thing—which mostly translated to furnishing the castle… All of them save for Fumiko; she was "keeping watch" outside.
After his conversation with Tayuya, the last thing he needed was more awkward sexual tension between himself and his daughters… and Fumiko herself felt the same.
Pushing those thoughts aside, the youko couldn't help but notice that a certain vampire seemed to be struggling. "You okay Shalltear?" Naruto asked, angling his head to peer down at her worriedly. "If this is too much for you, I…"
The vampire in question suddenly turned, a lewd, euphoric grin upon her face. "It's not too much at all, my lord; I find this to be quite pleasant, in fact~!"
Naruto stared.
The youko couldn't help but feel just a little exasperated by that. 'Damn it, Peroroncino!'
He and that man were the best of friends and all, but his… interests were far more tolerable when one only had to live with them for a few hours a day. Now, though, he was kinda stuck with them in the form of the perpetually-horny murder-loli that was the man's creation.
Well, if you can't beat 'em...
"I see," Naruto mused aloud, reaching out to pat Shalltear on her head, making the vampiric loli shudder. At the same time, one of his nine tails slowly wrapped around her neck… which, according to the filthy smut novel that was passed off as her profile, doubled as an erogenous zone for vampires... "Well, that just won't do… this is supposed to be a punishment, after all."
Join them...
Then, with that last word, he started to slowly squeeze, swatting her on the rear with another tail and drawing a strangled yelp from the girl as her whole body shook.
That sound was… uncomfortably pleasant.
But, Naruto continued undeterred. "Now… how about you beg for forgiveness, eh~?" Yet again, a sadistic grin spread across his face without him realizing it as he embraced more of his 'true nature'. He forced her head down into a bow as he gave her another swat on the rear. "Come on, now~!"
"P-ple-please… f-forgive…"
"I can't hear you," he sang, swatting her again.
"Please… f-forgive me…"
"Louder." He gave her another swat.
"PLEASE FORGIVE ME, LORD KURAMAAA~!" Shalltear's scream was one of pure, utter bliss as she collapsed beneath him, quivering and twitching as her eyes rolled back with a lewd, pleasured look upon her face, a short but violent spray of fluids soaking her dress and the floor between her knees.
Naruto cleared his throat with a heavy blush and incriminating boner when he snapped out of it and realized what he'd done, gingerly standing up from the now-comatose girl.
"R-right," he muttered, shuffling in place for a brief moment. "Ah… Looks like we both enjoyed that a little more than we should've…" He spared a glance at the doorway, hoping Fumiko hadn't heard that.
She did, but tried her best to ignore it. Papa had already seen her naked, after all… twice, in fact… and before that, he was forced to kill her! The last thing she needed to do was make their relationship even more awkward… and developing an Oedipus complex would do precisely that! (7)
Despite how she acted at times, Fumiko wasn't stupid; she knew exactly what was happening to her...
Aura, meanwhile, was equally uncomfortable, if not more so—partially from that punishment she saw and far more so by the fact that Shalltear had clearly enjoyed it… Mare felt the same; if they hadn't heard or seen it, the elven twins sure as hell could now smell it! Neither of them spoke up about it, though.
"So it would seem," Albedo commented after a moment, her eyes glued to the... tent being pitched as a result. She licked her lips. "Do you require aid, my lord?" As a succubus, she was most eager to get a more… direct taste of his seed.
Naruto let out an awkward, sheepish chuckle as his ears drooped in embarrassment as he replied, looking away lest he be tempted by his fiancee's lustful stare. "Uh… no… not now." Then, he pushed those feelings down and stood up. Keeping in character, Naruto tugged at Shalltear's ponytail as he sat back down on her. "Come, now," he said sternly, "you're supposed to be my chair, not my cushion."
The still-reeling loli visibly struggled to push herself up after having nearly passed out from the most powerful orgasm she'd ever experienced, but she managed nonetheless… somehow. And soon enough, she was back on her hands and knees.
Then, when Naruto took a seat once more, Albedo was already kneeling before him.
"You truly seem to be in need of… relief, my love," she cooed, reaching out to caress his erection.
The youko turned beet red at that, sputtering helplessly for a moment as he tried to give some semblance of a response. But damn did she look enticing at the moment!
"I, uh… it… it's not that bad," he mumbled evasively.
"Forgive me for this disobedience, my love," she said, leaning in closer and fumbling with his clothes, "but it's unhealthy for a man to bottle it up like―GAH~!"
Before Naruto could try and stop her, she'd already released the kraken as it were and yelped in surprise, falling back on her ass when the damn thing sprang out and whacked her on the nose. Though they've done the nasty a couple more times by now, she hadn't yet actually seen the beast at full mast and… well, holy shit!
'No wonder I'm still walking funny,' she thought, her cheeks now bright red as her eyes fluttered lovingly and her nostrils flared… this truly was a tool worthy of a Supreme One, worthy of her undying love and devotion...
Thud!
Then, both Albedo and Naruto jumped at the loud sound and turned to see poor Aura passed out on the ground, face-down, having fainted from shock.
And when he looked at her, lying there so defenselessly, Naruto was almost immediately afflicted with the mental images of himself behind the prone elf, her trousers missing as he penetrated her like a dog in heat. At that, he cleared his throat, grabbed Albedo by the ahoge, and pulled her closer, drawing out a surprised yelp from her. "Cocytus," the youko called out, "bring her out for some fresh air. Mare, make sure she didn't hurt herself. Everyone else, give the three of us some… privacy." With that last word, he placed a hand on Albedo's head and pulled her even closer, so that her face was pressed right against his prick, much to the demonic woman's delight.
And by "everyone else", he meant Demiurge; Fumiko was still outside and he'd prefer to keep it that way.
As for Naruto himself, he shuddered pleasantly at Albedo's ministrations. The succubus was on his dick like white on rice and eager to please. She stroked him with one hand, around the head, fondling his balls with the other and licking his shaft with hearts in her eyes. Naruto's dick throbbed at the sight.
Clearly, they were going to be here for a while.
So, Naruto spanked Shalltear again. "I don't remember telling you to stop begging," he barked.
"M-my apologies, Lord Kurama! Please forgive me~!"
And as the vampiric loli started repeatedly begging for forgiveness, Naruto closed his eyes, started rubbing Albedo's scalp lovingly, and enjoyed the ride as it were… and enjoy he did, sinking into the depravity of his circumstances.
As one would expect from a succubus, Albedo skillfully found all of his weak spots in mere seconds and attacked them without mercy, still stroking him near the head as she licked up and down his shaft, her dextrous tongue covering everything in reach with her saliva. Then, she slid that hand down and started jerking him closer to the base while taking in his lower head with a cute, little 'nom'.
She bobbed slowly, in time with her strokes, and swirled her tongue around his head before going back down each and every time. Not once did she stop fondling his balls, either.
Naruto didn't stand a chance. Not even a dozen minutes later, he'd reached his peak. Grabbing her horns without realizing it, he let loose in her eager gob. And she happily swallowed every drop. (8)
Shalltear, meanwhile, shuddered and trembled, her arms threatening to give way as the glorious Lord Kurama "punished her further" in such a deliciously "cruel and unusual" way. She continued to sputter her apologies as best she could, repeatedly begging for forgiveness while her loins ached for the Supreme One's cock. She was dripping wet; she couldn't take it anymore; the torment was simply too much~! She had to become his; even if only as a personal cum-bucket, she simply had to~!
Then, the vampire felt an extra weight upon her back, a pair of deep, guttural moans making it clear as to why… She shuddered again at the realization and then, they started to move. Shalltear simply couldn't handle it; with an orgasmic wail, she collapsed once again and gurgled pitifully when the coupling pair fell down onto her back.
Naruto and Albedo, meanwhile, completely disregarded her as they kept going at it, right then and there, until he was satisfied, the succubus legitimately couldn't walk, and a passed out Shalltear's dress was absolutely caked in semen.
The next day, in a treehouse village within the Great Forest of Tob, a particularly large lizardman entered after a bountiful fishing trip.
He was massive for his kind, well over eight feet tall and built like a brick shit house. The lizardman had two outstanding features. One was the imprint upon his chest, marking him as a traveler, though he hadn't left the village in some time, and the other was his asymmetrical arms―his right one, especially.
It was abnormally thick, so much more so than his left one that he vaguely resembled a fiddler crab… and begged the question of how often he… fiddled… ahem. His left one, however, was not scrawny in the slightest; in fact, it was about as buff as one would expect from a warrior, in fact. His right one was just that obscene.
The feature wasn't an actual deformity or caused by a sickness, though; it was just pure muscle.
That all aside, he looked like any other warrior of his tribe, save for the battle scars and missing fingers on his left hand. Garbed in a loincloth and necklace, holding a steel halberd over one shoulder and dragging a large sack of fish, this man was Zanberu Gugu, the current chief of the Dragon Tusk, and the reason he was here came a-running, stampeding towards him from his rather large hut.
He couldn't help but smile.
The Dragon Tusk valued strength over everything else, and being the strongest chief they've had in ages, Zanberu would of course be rather popular with the ladies. And the oncoming mobb was the result of that popularity. (9)
"Papa! Papa!" They all ran towards him, giggling and cheering. There were twelve in total―seven boys and five girls from eight different mothers―and of course they were quite the handful at times, but he wouldn't have it any other way.
"Heeey, there's my little horde," he called out playfully, letting out a hearty laugh as he slammed his halberd into the ground by its butt spike. "I got a nice treat for all of you!"
One by one, he handed out the fish to his children. The fish were big fuckers, too―each one slightly more than three feet in length. With each one tossed, one of Zanberu's kids leapt up and snatched it out of the air, before slowly swallowing it whole, and by the time the first one gulped down his meal, the last one grabbed hers.
He let out a hearty chuckle, giving each and every last one of his brats a pat on the head, and wrestling around with them for a bit… but then...
Zanberu paused, hearing a dozen or so high-pitched shrieks near the center of the village. The sounds were immediately recognized as those of other lizardmen, one they used to alert others when the village was under attack. But… what the fuck were they doing coming from the heart and not one of the gates?!
Shooing his kids back into their collective hut and barking at some nearby warriors to protect them with their lives, Zanberu snatched up his halberd and ran to the heart of Dragon Tusk Village just in time to see… it.
Whatever it was…
A black vortex of clouds in the sky formed in the center of the village, warriors, druids and slingers alike poised at the ready to attack whatever this was in a circular formation.
The mass coalesced into a sphere of black mist. And then they heard the screams… oh, the screams…
They didn't come from the village, but the mist itself, a cacophony of tortured wails and curses emerged from the swirling orb as faces of many countless creatures―of man, beast, and demihuman―formed from within, all bearing a look of agony as the unintelligible screeching combined into something they could understand.
"Listen well," the voices cried out as one. "I serve as messenger of the Great One and have come to announce his decree!"
That resulted in many a wary glance by the lizardfolk, a thunder of hushed questions arising, before Zanberu barked at them to silence themselves.
"He has laid claim to this land and the denizens therein," the voices declared. "In three days the five villages of this land shall be laid siege upon by his army of the dead; should the Dragon Tusk prove their worth by living to see the sun set, your village will then be visited and conquered by the Great One himself, the mighty Ainz Ooal Gown!
Be ye warned! Do not disappoint the Great One! Only death awaits those who do! Do not forget; you have three days to prepare yourselves and show him what you are capable of!"
"Oh yeah?!" Zanberu shouted, pointing his halberd threateningly. "Well tell this 'Ainz' fucker to bring it! I look forward to kicking his ass!"
Meanwhile, back in Nazarick, a certain youko laughed his ass off, much to the confusion of his entourage.
There was a brief pause and the creature responded.
"Your message has been received; do not disappoint!"
And with that, the ball of mist and faces vanished, dissolving as quickly as it had formed.
Later that day, Naruto was in the castle's bailey after receiving an odd request from his baby girl.
"You want me to… train you?"
"Yeah, Papa. Please!"
Fumiko nodded enthusiastically, now clad in another set of clothes that wouldn't look odd on a highschooler…
The clothes in question were a red coat over her white tube top and blue cutoffs, a pair of hiking boots finishing the look. This was a casual outfit Naruto had given her a few days ago so that she had something to put on other than her armor, a low-tier armor set that was altered with some cosmetic items he'd fetched from the treasury soon after Fumiko awoke.
As for the youko in question, he tilted his head thoughtfully.
"May I ask why… and how did this come about?" Considering that it took everything he had and then some to beat her, he really had no idea why she thought she might need training from him.
His baby girl was scary enough already.
Not that he thought it was possible… Up until a few months ago, this was just a game after all. And as an NPC, she didn't level up like a player… and on top of that, she was level 100.
"I… um…'' Fumiko blushed, looking away, rubbing her left arm. "I… I asked around." she started in a way of explanation, her voice quiet, looking back at him before ducking away from his questioning stare. "About what really happened, I mean."
"Ah…'' Naruto didn't really know how to respond to that.
''..."
''..."
"I'm… I'm…'' Fumiko tried saying, blushing and fidgeting.
Then, as if a switch got turned inside her, she straightened up and looked him in the eyes, her own oh so expressive...
"I'm sorry, Papa!" She cried… before she glomped him and started bawling into his chest… loudly. "I can't believe I tried to kill you…"
Slightly frozen by the sudden hug, Naruto eventually hugged her close, awkwardly trying to comfort her. Hugs had been… a rarity, in his old life.
Most forms of affection were the same, in fact.
"I…'' Naruto began with an embarrassed cough. "I don't… there's nothing for me to forgive. You couldn't have known… and, I guess what I'm trying to say is…'' He looked away, smiling sheepishly. "I'm proud of you, Fumiko-chan."
"Wha-Wha-What?" Said girl flinched at that, withdrawing from his chest with a look of shock and a pretty little blush coloring her cheeks, "P-p-proud of me, Papa?" Fumiko squeaked.
Naruto nodded, cupping her cheek. "Yeah…'' he murmured, tracing his thumb over her face. Whereas Tayuya looked like she was fashioned after his mother, or the one sole picture he found of her, Fumiko's design was based on his imagination of what an older sister would've looked like, in a perfect family...
Shaking his head from those idle thoughts, Naruto looked down at her and smiled. "From what Shalltear said, you didn't even hesitate to push her out of harm's way at the cost of yourself. That makes me very proud of you."
"R-really?"
His face darkened. "I'm not happy about it," he admitted, his voice tight, "because you're my daughter. But I'm also proud of you, because you're my daughter." Then he offered her another smile, "No matter what happens, I will always be proud. You and your sister are more than I could've ever hoped for."
"Papa…'' she sniffled… before she glomped him again.
"Now, what's this about training you?" Naruto questioned, hugging her tightly.
Perking up at that, she looked up at him with a childish pout and gave her answer. "I wanna get stronger."
"Oh, baby girl, don't be silly. You're plenty strong already," he chuckled nervously.
"Papa…'' she whined.
Naruto flicked her ear. "Now, now, none of that. You're not a baby anymore."
Fumiko looked terribly confused for a moment. Then she growled.
"Then stop calling me a baby girl, Papa!"
Naruto grinned, shaking his head exaggeratedly. "No way! You'll always be my baby~!"
Confusion and irritation waged a brutal trench war upon her face.
In the end, she settled with a snappish, whiny, "Papaaa!"
Naruto chuckled warmly at that, hugging her close once again. "Seriously, though, Fumiko-chan... you're way strong. In many ways, you're stronger than me."
"R-really?" She bit her lip cutely, looking like an adorable overgrown child, "You mean that?"
"Sure do. Hell, if it wasn't for the Pleiades and Tayuya, I wouldn't have been able to beat you."
Her cheeks warmed up even further and a smile managed to split her face. She was feeling just so… pleased with herself upon hearing that. Absolutely giddy, in fact. But then, her face turned serious as she glanced away and forced those feelings down for the moment.
''...I still wanna get better."
Naruto raised an eyebrow at that. "Is that truly what you want?"
She looked back at him, a fiery determination that could only belong to his progeny in her eyes.
"Yes."
Naruto sighed and chuckled. "Looks like you both inherited my stubbornness," he commented with an amused grin, hand coming up to ruffle her hair behind her horn much to her chagrin… and delight.
Then, he turned his attention to a certain insectoid inspecting some weapons from Nazarick for the undead to wield. "Cocytus," Naruto called out. "I need you to come here for a moment."
The icy bugman immediately dropped what he was doing and was by his side in mere seconds. "Yes, Lord Kurama?"
"If I'm not mistaken, you're an offensive fighter like Fumiko-chan, right?"
"I am," Cocytus confirmed.
"Papa…?" Fumiko asked, looking at him oddly.
"I may not look like it," Naruto explained, giving her more head pats, "but I'm a defensive fighter and crowd control specialist, so I can't really teach you much that would be very useful, but you gave me an idea." He turned to Cocytus. "I want you to accompany us back to the Amphitheater. Since you and Fumiko-chan have such similar fighting styles, I think having you two pair up as sparring partners would be very educational for all three of us."
"I would be honored, Lord Kurama." (10)
While the father and daughter returned to Nazarick for a little bonding, someone else was feeling… uneasy.
In the meeting hut of yet another village, this one of the Red-Eye tribe, many lizardmen were squabbling amongst themselves about the cloud monster and what it could've been.
But, then, the voice of a young female cut through it all like a hot knife.
"Everyone, please!"
The lizardmen immediately hushed and looked at the one who spoke.
She was their acting leader, Crusch Lulu—a rare albino lizardman with red eyes and a slender physique covered in black etchings. She was also why the windows were mostly sealed off, though some had been left slightly ajar for ventilation.
The sunlight was harsh on her white scales, and their people had perfect night vision, so the darkness wasn't an issue.
"Now, then," she began. "Let us first address what we saw before discussing what it said." She turned to the village's Elder Druid. "Clearly, that… thing was created by some sort of magic," she said. "Am I to assume that your suspicions are the same as mine?"
"I believe so," the Elder Druid replied. He was a male, covered in tattoos in a similar manner to Crusch. Like the rest, he had red eyes as one would assume from the name of their respective tribe. "That cloud had to have been created with one of two spells: Control Weather and Control Cloud."
Unbeknownst to them, no such method had been used to create that thing.
The Elder Druid turned to the others and elaborated. "The former is 6th Tier, which we can safely rule out as that level of magic only exists in legends. The latter, however, is 4th Tier, which is quite troubling indeed."
Many a hushed whisper erupted from those present as even the youngest warrior knew that 4th Tier magic was no joke; even being able to cast 3rd was a feat that few could boast!
The next who spoke up was the Head Warrior, a large male covered in scars with a shield strapped across his back.
"So, this Great One is twice as powerful as you, then?"
"It is not that simple, I'm afraid," Crusch lamented. "A 4th Tier magic caster would be capable of singlehandedly destroying this whole village if he so pleased."
A deafening silence washed over the room at that.
"Also," Crusch continued, "it would appear that he is a practitioner of the forbidden arts if he commands an 'army of the dead' as that thing put it—necromancy in particular." She took a deep, calming breath, before giving her people a serious, but reassuring look. "That being said, though, this 'Great One' apparently seeks to test us if anything, since he's sending his army first, followed by a champion—meaning he apparently does not intend to come here himself until after the fight. If that's true, then perhaps we can win our freedom by defeating this champion."
This time, it was the Head Hunter who spoke, another female with a scar over one eye. She was much older than Crusch, but still had some fight left in her. "You think that's possible?"
"If it is, we have to try," Crusch told her. "This is still our homeland, our village and people he's threatening. I hate fighting, but if this 'Great One' wishes to challenge us, then it's our duty to defend our village." She then sighed heavily. "However, there's no shame in running if we must. Do bear that in mind."
Back in her bedroom, Uzumaki Kushina groaned pitifully as her eyes fluttered. Then, when everything came into focus, she was greeted with the sight of her baby girl.
Mito was hovering over her with a worried frown.
"Are you okay, Mama?" Mito asked, her voice fraught with concern. Those words immediately snapped the redhead out of her daze.
"I… I'm fine, honey," Kushina muttered, averting her gaze and reigning in her emotions. She was still reeling from the shock, but didn't like seeing that pretty face of her baby girl looking so worried.
So that wasn't just a dream…
"Are you sure?" The blonde's frown deepened. "You fainted from shock… what happened?"
"I… uh…" Well, you see, honey, you're not an actual person and suddenly started acting like one… how the fuck was she supposed to say that?! It felt so weird… "It's… hard to explain," Boudicca muttered evasively. "It's just… something's wrong…"
Before Mito could ask what, they heard a knock on the bedroom door.
Sighing in both relief and exasperation, Kushina pried herself out of bed, ignoring her baby's protests, and answered it.
Artemis was waiting for her on the other side, a deep frown of her own marring that pretty face, arms folded beneath her chest.
"What is it?" Kushina asked, looking concerned.
"We're… not in Asgard, anymore," the ranger said, squirming for a moment.
Kushina looked back up at her life-long friend flatly. "You think?" The sarcasm in her tone was palpable.
"Fair enough," Artemis replied with a sigh. "But… what I mean is… well, the surrounding area is completely different; it would appear that the entire castle has been relocated."
Kushina stared.
"That's what you're worried about?" She looked at Artemis in disbelief. "The whole 'VRS-is-suddenly-real' thing doesn't concern you, but the fact some tree props are out of place somehow does?!"
Off to the side, Mito incredibly confused as she wondered what the hell a vee-ar-ess was.
"We're in the middle of an ocean… or maybe a sea, couldn't tell," the ranger grunted, powering on through her friend's sarcasm. "There's a port city on the nearby coast and some fishermen who'd landed on our 'shores' are asking Andraste some awkward questions. She's practically begging me to tell her what to do."
Kushina blinked. "Andraste?" So it wasn't just Mito that was… alive.
"To make matters worse, Sekhmet and Serqet are asking if they should… dispose of them for being a bother to us. The latter even assured me that she'd make it look like an accident. I told them both to stand by for now."
The redhead blinked again. "Mito-chan isn't the only one,'' she muttered, giving her daughter a sidelong glance.
One could practically see the question marks floating above said girl's head.
After processing the information, Kushina remembered something else.
"What about Mebuki?"
"She… calmed down after I got Flidais and Hidone to… ahem… tend to her." (11)
Kushina's gaze turned flat.
"…''
Artemis shrugged at her friend's bland stare. The third member of their little team was always like that. "If it makes you feel better, they were ecstatic when I requested their services."
It didn't… at all…
Kushina's eye twitched as she let out an indignant huff, her face red, but not out of embarrassment.
"...If that pervert so much as touches a hair on my baby's head, I'll skin her fucking tits!"
Artemis took a cautionary step back, even as a smile threatened to tug at her lips.
"...I'll be sure to let her know."
DMS Notes and Trivia:
1: Not sure how far the lizardmen villages are from Carne, or how big the Great Forest is, but sure, we'll go with 6-7+ miles as the distance between Carne and Naruto's base of operations.
2: Weirdly enough, I find it easy to picture Naruto being good at deception, but not as good at telling an actual lie. That requires social skills and a specific type of creativity, after all, that is easy to picture him lacking.
Of course, that's not to say he's entirely incompetent at it, especially not in this fic, but he's not nearly as good at it as he is at other things.
AdV: I mean, he's a kitsune in this… thus is to be expected ^^.
3: The world needs more cute moments with Tayuya. This was just adorable; I loved writing it so much!
4: Whitewash: a type of plaster used on castle walls to protect them from the elements in medieval Europe. This coating was white in color as the name implies and both water resistant and fire resistant. These properties were especially useful for wooden castles. (Yes, those did exist in the west. AdV: Umm… why should that sound odd? There was probably more castles made of wood than stone… and a castle doesn't have to be this huge, multi-baileyed construction… DMS: Indeed, but most people don't know that for some reason... at least in my experience. It annoys me to no end.)
Also, whitewash could also make it difficult to tell what elements of a castle were made of stone or wood at first glance if applied properly.
That all aside, after Naruto gave her that reward for her hard work last time we saw her, I'd imagine Aura being extra-enthusiastic about getting shit done. So, yeah, she hauled ass when it came to building this motherfucker, lol.
5: That chair's design in the anime looked so horribly uncomfortable. I mean, I know Momonga's a skeleton, but one would expect a chair to look like a chair.
Kinda liked the skulls, though, because I'm an unapologetic edgelord, so I went with a bit more of a middleground, Naruto being a squishy flesh-creature serving as my excuse. XD
6: Hmmm… I wonder what that is, lol.
7: Poor Fumiko, lol.
That aside, while no hotties are off the table in particular, at least in canon or Nazarick, AdV and I would like to at least imply that Naruto's not sticking his dick into everyone. How true that ends up being in some cases remains to be seen, but I don't think it's a shocking revelation that he won't be ending up with every puss puss under the sun. (AdV: ...yeah, that sure worked out greeeat.)
One of the girls in the Black Scripture did bite the dust before Naruto even met her, after all.
And for those who are less familiar with Overlord, I don't mean Lady Kaire, but the 4th Seat whom we saw among the dead members in Chapter 8.
...She's wearing a lot more pink than I remember. O.o I'll have to go back and fix that. Ahem…
8: I've said it before and I'll say it again: we need more porn where a girl's horns are being used as handlebars.
9: I mean, it's not hard to picture, all things considered, lol. Probably not canon, but a small and trivial addition that wouldn't really change anything. It does give him a bit more personality, though… not that he needs it, but I like the addition of his "little horde" nonetheless.
10: Uncle Samurai: activate! XD
11: Most of the NPCs of the Cult have a little theme to them… and these names are a bit of a hint. =3
Parting Note: Aaand that's another chapter done! This one was rather fun to write in all honesty.
Next chapters are scheduled to be released on April 2nd and 16th. The same goes for The Mirran. See y'all then! :)