(phone rings)
E: Hello, the phantom of the opera is here although not in your mind since you called me…how may I help you?
Ra: Hey buddy! I got good news for you! You got the job as the fourth judge on AI!
E: REALLY? (starts jumping on new couch Christine bought to match the curtains).
Ra: Yep, I'm flying you out in three days!
(Christine walks in)
C: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
E: uh…making sure the couch is fluffy enough?
C: (grabs phone from Erik and yells at Raoul) DON'T CALL THIS HOUSE AGAIN UNTIL YOU GET MY PERMISSION!
Ra: (cowers in fear on other side of phone) sorry…
C: (slams down phone) WHY ARE YOU JUMPING ON THE NEW COUCH?
E: Because I got the job on American Idol!
C: (stares blankly)
E: (explains slowly) Which will pay for the couch…
C: (gives an eviler glare than the phantom if possible) WELL IT WON'T PAY FOR THE REPAIRS!
E: (sits down on couch) Sorry honey…(starts to pout).
C: oh no…that pout may work on the phan girls but it will NOT work on me!
E: (keeps pouting)
C: (tries to resist but pouting is too adorable) fine I forgive you.
E: Yay! (jumps into Christine's arms)
C: (drops him) never do that again.
E: (sighs)
C: (eyes couch again) What's that?
E: (starts to sweat) nothing…nothing at all (tries to kiss Christine but she pulls away)
C: wait a minute…
E: (braces self)
C: YOU GOT A STAIN ON MY COUCH? YOU SPILT (sniffs couch) CHOCOLATE MILK ON THE COUCH? HAVE YOU NO MERCY! YOU UNCARING SELFISH…(starts sobbing and locks herself in bedroom) First…(sniffs) you jump on the couch and then you (sniff) spill something on the couch…
E: Honey, is something wrong? You seem to be in a bad mood today.
C: I'm…. menstrual…now leave me alone!
E: (shakes head) Here we go again…
(Two days and a few tablets of Midol later, Christine is happy with a newer expensive couch and decides to take Erik to a bowling alley)
(A/N: sorry this was so short the next chapter will be longer)