E:(approached by two teenage girls)
Teenage girls: ITS YOU!
E: Excuse me?
Megan: I'm Megan.
Michele: (stares with vacant expression and starts to drool)
Me: That's Michele.
E: What do you want? Go away or I shall kill you and your friends!
Me: (starts to cry)
E:(remarks to Michele) Why is she crying?
Mi: Well, besides the fact you just threatened her life, she doesn't have any friends for you to kill.
E: (blank stare)
Mi: Look I'm fainting! (Falls to ground)
E: (watches Michele fall to ground)
Me: (has stopped crying) Can you sign this? (holds up replica of mask)
E: Hey! How'd you get that? CHRISTINE HAVE YOU BEEN GIVING AWAY MY STUFF TO PHAN GIRLS AGAIN?
C: (ignores comment)
Me: (shifts uncomfortably) so…can you sign this?
E: fine.
Me: Oh my God, is that the pen you write notes with?
E: uh…yea (hands back mask)
Mi: (has recovered from fainting) Can I have your shirt?
E: no.
Mi: Can I have your pants?
E: NO! YOU CANNOT HAVE ANY ARTICLE OF MY CLOTHING!
Mi: Why aren't you wearing gloves?
E: Puh-lease those are so last season.
Mi: ok…uh…can I have your cape?
E: NO! YOU IMPERTENANT LITTLE GIRL!
Mi: I am not little!
E: (snickers) Could've fooled me.
Mi: Well, at least I don't smell like death.
E: whatever.
Me: (starts screaming randomly) I LOVE YOU ERIK!
E: (shifts uncomfortably) I…uh…love you too?
Me: (faints)
Mi: That's not fair! (drags unconscious Megan out the door)
E: ok…umm…bye (walks over to Christine who has just finished her game)
Lets go I'm tired.
C: Why?
E: Phangirls (cringes).
C: Cool. Well let's go home…big day tomorrow!
E: Yea…who knew bowling could be so complicated?
C: (rolls eyes) Yeah sooo complicated.
E: Can I have a smoothie? I'm hungry.
C: You're always hungry…you're so weird.
E: WELL, scaring the stupid ballet girls takes a lot out of you. I 'm The Phantom of the Opera (theme music ensues in background).
C: Can you shut that off? It's so annoying.
E: Can't it comes with the job.
(A/N: Don't worry Erik and Raoul will go back to hating each other.)