Disclaimer: I do not own Spirited Away or it's characters.
Prank Calls
Chapter 1: Boys Do Not Call Chihiro
Chihiro Ogino had been living in her new home for a week. She had no memory of the spirit world. One day the phone rang.
"Hello?" Mrs. Ogino said, picking up the phone.
"Is Chihiro there?" A boys voice asked.
Mrs. Ogino's eyes went wide and sparkled with excitement.
"Is this a boy? A boy for my Chihiro?" She exclaimed.
"Er…yes…This is Nigihayami Kohaku Nushi." The boy said.
"CHIHIRO!" Mrs. Ogino called. "THERE'S A BOY ON THE PHONE FOR YOU! HE SAID HIS NAME IS NIGIYAMA KOHAKU NUMI!"
Chihiro walked into the kitchen.
"Who? I don't know anyone by that name…" Chihiro replied. She went to her mom and took the phone. "Hello?" She asked.
"Chihiro?" The voice asked.
"Yes, who's th-" she was cut off by her dad grabbing the phone from her.
"IS THIS A BOY?" Mr. Ogino asked angrily.
"Yes…" The voice said uncertainly. "I'm a boy who looks like a girl."
"BOYS DO NOT CALL MY DAUGHTER!" And with that, he slammed the phone down.
"That was really a boy calling for me?" Chihiro asked hopefully.
"NO! IT WAS A BOY WHO LOOKS LIKE A GIRL!" Mr. Ogino yelled before stalking angrily out of the room.
"Don't worry dear, if he really cares, he'll call back." Mrs. Ogino said happily, she sat down at the table to wait.
The phone rang.
"Hello?" Chihiro answered.
"Chihiro?" The voice asked.
"Yes?" She asked.
"It's Nigihayami Kohaku Nushi. I know you don't remember me, but-"
Mr. Ogino was back in the kitchen, pulling the phone away from his daughter. "Who is this?" He demanded.
"Nigihaymi Kohaku Nushi, sir." The voice replied.
"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU THAT BOYS DO NOT CALL MY DAUGHTER!" Mr. Ogino yelled.
"Well, you did, but it's very important that I speak with her." The boy said.
"NO!" And the phone was slammed down once more.
The phone rang again.
Mr. Ogino picked it up. "I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL!"
"Oh, I know. But I really wanted to hear your voice again Chihiro's dad. I think you and I could be good friends." The voice was cheerful.
"Don't you dare talk to me like that!" Mr. Ogino slammed the phone down again. "Chihiro, if that boy calls again, tell him you don't want to talk to him."
"Sure dad." Chihiro said.
Her dad left the room and the phone rang again.
"Hello?" Chihiro answered again.
"Chihiro! Anyways, as I was saying. I know you don't remember me or the spirit world. But you were here a week ago. I wanted to tell you I kept my promise and I'm coming back to you." The boy said happily.
"Erm…spirit world? What promise?" Chihiro asked uncertainly.
"You know, before you left! I promised we'd see each other again."
"I'm sorry…but I don't think I know you."
"Oh, you do, you just don't remember. But that's okay, I'll wait for you. I'd wait forever for you if I had to."
"Um….good bye…" Chihiro said, and with that she hung up.
"So, how'd it go?" Mrs. Ogino asked happily.
"I think he was a crazy person…" Chihiro replied, and then she left.
"Oh dear…." Mrs. Ogino sighed.
Yeah...I'll be putting up new chapters, once I get them written. But it won't take long...I know exactly what's going to happen for each one XD. Although I'm not sure this one was that funny...but maybe that's just me sweatdrop
Plz no flames or critiquing plz! T.T