chapter 2...yay!
Disclaimer: do i look like a rich and famousjapanese man? no. theres your disclaimer.
Chapter 2: Ugliest Bath House in the World
Yubaba sat at her desk, recording how much gold had been made when the phone rang.
"Hello?" She asked, irritated that someone had interrupted her.
"Hi, I'm an interior decorator, and your bath house has been selected as one of the ugliest bath houses in all the world."
"What do you mean, UGLIEST bath house?" Yubaba asked angrily.
"Well, I have a few tips that may help you to improve your bath house, if you're willing to listen. It'll bring in more customers." The voice on the other end was persuading and cheery.
"Well…I suppose it won't hurt if I can get more customers….but I don't see what's wrong with it in the first place." Yubaba replied.
"Well, first of all, you need to put carpeting in all the rooms. EVERY ROOM. That includes the kitchen. This will supply a comfortable feeling as people walk across the floor, and you won't have to waste water cleaning it. Just get a vacuum. The carpets, to please the guests eyes, should be in colors such as lime green, bright orange, purple, and brown." The voice explained.
"Hm…carpeting….never really thought about that." Yubaba admitted, stroking her very wrinkly chin.
"Not only that, but you need to repaint the walls. Repaint them in colors such as blood red, hot pink, electric yellow, and maroon." The "interior decorator" said.
"You say this will definitely help bring in more customers?" Yubaba asked, writing down the tips this person was giving her.
"Of course! And not only that, if you do this, we'll send you 30 million buckets of gold!"
"30 MILLION BUCKETS OF GOLD?" Yubaba screamed.
"Yes! But only if you do this." The voice assured her.
"OH MY GOD!" Yubaba screamed. She screamed so loud that the people in the human world could hear her voice.
"I take it, you like this deal?" The voice asked.
"I'M PLANNING TO REDO MY BATH HOUSE IMMIDIATLY!" Yubaba exclaimed.
"Well good. The gold will be delivered the day after you reopen your bath house."
Yubabahung up the phone and began making calls to stores to send her carpeting and paint.
doom doom doom...hm. im thinking there will have to be a very last chapter that shows what happens afterwards. haha...