A/N: Ok school's only been opened three days and I already know this, this school year is going to be so extremely hard…sorry I haven't updated but I've been so busy, I'm practically dreading Monday…but finally here it is the next chapter…however despite mounds of chem. homework I will put everyone in eventually…
Ryan: Well, lets hope our last contestant doesn't want to take over the world…here she is phantomluvr!
(audience stays quiet)
Backstage guy: Cue the applause sign! Turn on the applause sign dammit!
Applause sign guy: Oh sorry (flicks the switch and audience cheers loudly)
Phantomluvr: Well that boosts my self-esteem (rolls eyes)
Simon: I was going to humiliate you anyway.
Phantomluvr: (sarcastically) Thanks. (Whispers to faeriecatcher1) when is he going to be punjabbed again?
A/N: Don't worry later this chapter.
Phantomluvr: (smiles happily)
Simon: Punjabbed?
Phantomluvr: Just go back to your knitting.
Simon: Ok.
Randy: So tell us about yourself
Phantomluvr: Well I love Phantom of the Opera and-
E: Duh that's your name, not very creative are you?
A/N: Erik do not make fun of the contestants! I like phantomluvr's name very much I mean anything with phantom and love in the same word is a good thing, you should appreciate the name…watch your mouth mister!
E: blah blah blah! (folds arms over chest)
Phantomluvr: Thank you faeriecatcher1…you know Erik, since she is the author she could very well make Christine dump you and go back to the fop.
E: (unfold arms) Well when you put it that way…
Paula: So what will you be singing?
Phantomluvr: "Think of Me"
Randy: Cool dog.
E: Why is everyone ruining Christine's songs?
Phantomluvr: Can I start? I finally have my chance to be in a chapter and no one seems to care.
Simon: Please start then.
Phantomluvr: Think of me…think of me fondly when we've said goodbye…. remember be me…once in awhile please promise you'll try…when you find that once again you long…to… take… your… heart back and be free…if you ever find… a moment… spare a thought for me….
Paula: (claps annoyingly) Your voice is so beautiful!
Randy: I would definitely vote for you.
Simon: (not bothering to look up from his knitting) horrible.
Phantomluvr: (mumbles under breath) You won't be saying that after you have been punjabbed…(smiles evilly) You weren't even listening! Everyone else thought it was great!
Simon: Was to, it's called multitasking!
E: Like writing threatening notes to the managers, while scaring the ballet girls?
Simon: Sure.
E: I'm hungry.
Paula: There's a wonderful staff buffet in the back if you like.
Randy: The food is real good dog.
Phantomluvr: Hello, I'm still here! Why doesn't anyone care?
E: (comes back with a plateful of food and starts stuffing his face) I care…
Ra: (pops out of nowhere) Squee! I'm back…and who are you? (eyes phantomluvr)
E: Stop checking out the contestants you fop!
Ra: I am not!
Phantomluvr: No one's paying attention and the fop likes me…wonderful (rolls eyes).
E: Listen Phantomluvr we do appreciate you and your talent…no one more so then I-
Phantomluvr: Really! (jumps up and down)
E: Oh did I say phantomluvr? I meant that janitor over there (points to Larry)
Larry: (gives a little wave back)
Phantomluvr: I can't take this anymore.
Ra: (still standing there staring)
Phantomluvr: If you want an affair go to Starry-Libra
Starrylibra: No, I want an affair with Erik! I wouldn't date the fop if he paid me his entire fortune.
Ra: (puts his money away sadly)
E: Well I guess Christine's not here… starts giving Starrylibra a massage.
Phantomluvr: So what's the point of me being in this chapter if I'm not doing anything?
Simon: (looks up from knitting and starts to make out with Paula)
Randy: Not again….
Araiona Dubois: Yay I'm French! HA! I bet no one else here could actually speak to Erik in French! I want escargot!
Ryan: Are you a contestant?
Araiona Dubois: Oui monsieur, je suis un concurrent.
Ryan: uh…¿como estas?
E: Wrong language you idiot!
Phantomluvr: Why is no one caring?
Starrylibra: A little to the left…
Paula: (still making out with Simon)
Randy: It's a lost cause dog…
Ryan: No, this is my only job, my talk show was a disaster and I will not let American Idol fail too. I am important I am! Now for our next contestant Araiona Dubois!
Phantomluvr: Oh look birdies! (Runs outside after birds)
E: She has a shorter attention span than Christine.
Starrylibra: You know Erik I do have to sing…
Araiona Dubois: There are no more Christine songs left for me to sing (frowns)….oh well I guess I will just have to act out the end.
E: Does anyone have a cheeseburger?
Paula: (stops making out with Simon) Go ahead dear.
Araiona Dubois: Have you gorged yourself at last in your lust for blood? Am I now to be prey… to your lust for flesh? (sings rests of Christine's part for the end)
E: Ummm so about that cheeseburger…
Starrylibra: I'll get it! (Drives to McDonalds).
Randy: You have a good voice Mademoiselle.
Paula: I totally agree! (Claps annoyingly)
Araiona Dubois: Merci!
Phantomluvr: (comes back looking saddened) the bird got away… so I'm going to release my anger by punjabbing Simon! Erik may I borrow your Punjab lasso?
E: Sure.
Starrylibra: Here's your Big Mac!
E: Yum! (Eats it in one bite)
Starrylibra: (stares admiringly)
Phntomluvr: It ends now! (tackles Simon)
Paula: Oh dear!
Araiona Dubois: I'm French! Je Sui Française! (skips around the stage)
Phantomluvr: (Punjab's Simon) Yay! I got to kill somebody fictionally! The Wicked witch of the west is dead!
Paula: (starts to cry)
Starrylibra: Oh Erik….
(It is at this point of the show where Christine walks in)
C: (eyes Starrylibra) WHO IS SHE?
E: uh…(pushes her off lap)
Starrylibra: (clearly offended) How dare you! (slaps Erik)
Phangirls at home: (attack their TV's)
Phangirls in audience: (Run onto stage)
(And so we leave the American idol studio in mass chaos)
A/N: Yes, I did take French 1 last year so I pretty much know all the basics, Araiona Dubois I actually understood your profile without the translation…Yay! But if I made a mistake in French please tell me I tend to forget things I learned a year ago (not a good habit)…. I hope you liked it…sorry it took s o long…more chapters to come! Yes everyone will be in the show, be patient please!