CONNECTION TO SERVER ESTABLISHED… LOADING MAP BLOOD GULCH
Welcome Slowpoke
"Hmm… nobody's in sight. My team is spread out all over the map." Slowpoke thought to himself, "Now where are those blues?" He had respawned on top of the red base in a normal game of capture the flag. He swapped his trusty assult rifle for the more powerful sniper rifle and picked up two grenades that were just to his right. He jumped off of the base and took cover in the shadows. "Hehe, I'm a genius. No one is able see me in the shadows!" ZIP! A sniper bullet zoomed across his visor, leaving behind its trademark trail. "Oh crap!" ZIP! ZIP! ZIP! The agile Spartan, contradictory to his name, easily dodged the bullets fired by the greenhorn. "Noob" Slowpoke pointed the sniper towards the middle of the petite head that popped up from behind a hill. Right when he was about to fire, an earth-shaking explosion replaced the crack of his sniper. Slowpoke's target flew ten feet into the sky moments later. "Ack! He stole my kill!" /you stole my kill/ He team-spoke to his teammate.
/Sorry man/ he responded. "Great, now someone knows my position. I have to move on." He slipped along the rock wall, coming to an odd brightly lit cave. "… Why is the cave so brightly lit, even though there isn't an apparent light source?" Dismissing the question, he moved on into the cave. He went through a narrow tunnel coming to a cavern with a pointy rock in the middle, an over-shield on one side, and a flamethrower on the other. He ran through the cubic over-shield, letting its nano-bots coat his shield with one that was two times stronger. He went outside again through another narrow tunnel. What did he find? A solitary Spartan, armoured in blue with a sniper. Beside him was a corpse also clad in blue armour, apparently killed for his sniper. The betrayer stood perfectly still, observing his enemy. Once in a while, he would look left and right to make sure he wasn't sneaked up on. "Too easy" Slowpoke thought. He again, hugged the walls, and circled the sniper. He was half a meter behind him and this was his moment of glory.
He jumped up to his full height and slammed the butt of his rifle into the blue Spartan's back. The Spartan fell down face first, coughing blood onto the inside of his visor. With his last ounce of strength, he opened a com-link to Slowpoke's helmet and shouted: "HAXXOR!" He then went limp. "LOL" Slowpoke replied and proceeded to remove the piece of armour covering the blue Spartan's anus as well as his own…