A/N: Ok here it is the next chapter I tried to get to it last weekend but I had homework in every subject and a quiz as well as a project due on Tuesday…but alas I eventually got it done, here it is, enjoy!
Starrylibra: The force is with me! (Pulls a light saber out of nowhere, and starts to fend of the phangirls)
Randy: (cowers under the table)
E: (sipping a planet smoothie totally ignoring everyone) yum…twigs n'berries rock!
Ryan: (getting beaten with a bat for no apparent reason) So for our next contestant…ow!…uh…leotabelle13!
Leotabelle13: (walks quietly onto stage avoiding various flying objects).
Paula: (crying) so dear (sniffs) tell us about yourself (sniff)
Leotabelle13: ok but first I have to do something. (pulls out a Darth Vader costume and walks over to starrylibra) I am your father.
Starrylibra: (stares blankly)
A/N: I always thought the saying was Luke, I am your father, but as my star wars enthusiastic friend pointed out to me Darth Vader didn't address him as Luke, he just simply said I am your father. Ok back to the story….
Leotabelle13: (walks back over to judges.) Sorry…I've always wanted to do that. Well, I have a pretty wide range and-
Starrylibra: (comes to a startling revelation and shouts out randomly) Hey leotabelle13 we both have astrological signs in our names!
Leotabelle: Ok… Anyway, I'll be singing "Learn To Be Lonely"
E: leotabelle13 before you start I would just like to ask starrylibra to leave the premises.
Starrylibra: What? Why?
E; (starts to sweat) because once your…uh… done singing you must leave the stage… and never come back.
Starrylibra: (glances at Christine) Oh I see how it is…fine. Goodbye! (stalks off stage muttering words that go beyond this rating under her breath)
C: Good riddance! Wait… why am I here again?
Randy: Ok dog you can start.
Paula: (sniff) yes go ahead.
Leotablle13. Finally I've waited so long! Here we go: Child of the wilderness, born into emptiness, learn to be lonely, learn to find your way in darkness, who will be there for you--(pauses expecting faereicatcher1 to interrupt her song with pandemonium then continues) comfort and care for you, learn to be lonely learn to be your one companion, ever dreamed out in the world…(continues song until it is over and finishes with a sigh of relief)
E: Wasn't that song a deleted scene…oh and great job you have an exquisite voice!
Paula: Horrible, that's what Simon would say (blows nose into tissue).
Randy: I think we might have our winner. (Glances nervously around at the other phangirl fanfic authors) but who knows… we still have lots of other great contestants…(starts to sweat)
Little lemon: (falls out of random pipe followed shortly after by her muse) I TOLD YOU I'D BE BACK TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
E: Not her again! (ducks under table).
C:I know came to LA for something….
(a rainbow and a leprechaun appear randomly appear)
Leprechaun: I followed my rainbow now where's me pot of gold?
Leotabelle13: Are you serious?
Leprechaun: (skips around the stage looking for his gold while singing a happy leprechaun song) LA LA LA LA LA! WHEEEE IM A LEPRECHAUN!
Leotabelle13: Ok, everyone's ruining my cameo! Little lemon no fair you were in a chapter already!
Little lemon: So?
Leotabelle13: So…buttons!
Leprechaun: Buttons me lass? (Starts singing a happy button song)
E: (In the midst of this further chaos, leotabelle13's anger, and the leprechaun's happy singing. Erik thinks back to when Christine singed him up for archery lessons because he has nothing better to do.)
E: You signed me up for archery lessons?
C: Yep and you start today, its at the old warehouse, go or you'll be late!
E: But… But I was going to kill the postman-(stops suddenly) I mean I was going to do something important today.
C: (gives a "why are we arguing about this?" glare)
E: Fine. (Reluctantly walks to the archery range.)
Teacher: Welcome class are you ready to learn archery?
Children: Yay!
E: (Broods in corner, very mad that Christine signed him up for the beginner class, filled with kids no older then 10, he is a genius after all).
Teachers: Ok first lets practice arrow safety, everyone get into partners (points to Erik) You can be with Jimmy (points to a little boy wearing his Tevas with socks and a collared shirt)
A/N: Not that there is anything wrong with that…
(The teacher hands out the bows and arrows)
T: Remember, the arrows are not to be called weapons they're a "shooting sport".
E: (quickly puts down the loaded bow he was pointing at Jimmy who is cowering in fear) uh…right.
(The class continues to go on, with Erik chasing around the little kids and using them as targets after which he ends up being banned from the archery club and goes home to Christine who as a punishment makes him eat spinach…without the airplane).
E: (shudders at the memory and looks around)
(Leotabelle13 is chasing little lemon, who is chasing the leprechaun, who is hitting Ryan with a bat.)
Ryan: (fighting off the leprechaun and little lemon) I am important I am! See I'll announce our...ow next contestant…Kathryn M.B Denson!
Randy: Wow that's actually a real name!
E: Yeah it's normal, but extremely long so I'm going to call you Kat!
Kat: (comes out looking all preppy) No, to get the full effect you must say the whole thing!
E: Whatever ok sing your song-
Little lemon: DIE LEPRECHAUN DIE!
Randy: (turns to Kay Erik) Is she always like this?
Little lemons muse Kay Erik: Yes unfortunately…(looks at little lemon) MICHELE!
Little lemon: (stops beating up the leprechaun and looks up excitedly) Yes?
Kay Erik: Come back here right now, what did that leprechaun ever do to you?
Little lemon: (hangs head) nothing…
Leprechaun: What a violent lassie…Hey I'll sing a happy song about violence!
E: (Rolls eyes)
Kat: Ok I'm going to sing "Angel of Music"…Father once spoke of an angel, I used dream he'd appear, now as I sing I can sense him an I know he's here…(spots a scuff on the studio floor) A stain! Oh no! (Wips out a mop like a gun) Mother says stains are evil!
Randy: Um obsess much?
Kat: I apologize for my behavior but mother always says if you see a stain your doing the world a favor by cleaning it up I'll continue. Here in this room he calls me softly somewhere inside hiding…somehow I know he's always with me…be the unseen genius!
Paula: Wonderful…(sniffs) but Simon would say it was horrendous!
Randy: No one cares what Simon would say dog he's not here…oh and I loved your voice!
Paula: (burst out into a sobbing fit)
Kat: Nice going Mr. Sensitive! (Goes over to comfort Paula).
E: I like it Kat.
Leprechaun: (counting his gold in the corner quietly)
Ryan: (glances around to make sure there are no more leprechauns appearing) Now let me present to you onelastchance! (a unicorn randomly appears) Oh for goodness sakes!
E: What does a unicorn have to do with anything? Isn't this story supposed to be about the contestants and the stupid things I do?
A/N: I love unicorns so if I want them in my fic then they get to be in my fic!
Onelastchance: A unicorn! (Mounts it and starts riding around the stage happily and decides to sing her song that way) I'll sing music of the night! Nighttime sharpens heightens each sensation…darkness stirs and wakes imagination silently the senses abandon there defenses…Slowly gently night unfurls it's splendor….
E: Now everyone's ruining my songs!
Randy: She didn't ruin it I thought she did nicely; tone could have been better but an overall good job!
C: I know I came to LA for some reason…
Onelastchance: How come no contestants get to finish their songs?
E: Because I said so! (Takes bite of his newly made BLT.)
Onelastchance: Well then I'm suing! (Jumps off unicorn and stalks off to find a lawyer).
(And so to recap…Erik is eating, leotabelle13 is cursing at little lemon, Randy is just sitting there trying to be professional, Ryan is trying to seem important, little lemon is plotting to take over the world, Paula is crying, Kathryn M.B Denson is cleaning the stage, there is a leprechaun in one corner counting his gold, and a unicorn randomly prancing around the stage, while Christine tries to remember why she came to LA in the first place.)
A/N: Sorry I only got three people in, but there will be a lot more other chapters, um reviews are welcome, I probably won't be able to update for at least another week just to warn you, and have a nice day!