A/N: Look at this I managed to update even thought my last author's note said I wouldn't for a while. Today, due to an assembly for the lower grades my third period was an hour long. Therefore, my English teacher took the liberty of showing us an incredibly boring movie. Since I lost interest in about 10 seconds I decided to write a new chapter for you guys. I worked on it throughout the day including after my math quiz and am writing this authors note to you from chemistry.

Chemistry teacher: Pay attention!

A/N: Yay I got in trouble for you guys!

Ryan: this really is pointless, what is the point of continuing?

Paula: well, there are more people that need cameos.

Ryan: (looks around for anymore randomly appearing mystical creatures. Whether a leprechaun is mystical is debatable). Let's welcome our next contestant eriks-black-cape!

E: You know it's more of a really dark grey…

Eriks-black-cape: What? You wear dark grey? No way that cape is totally black.

E: No, Christine wanted me to change my color palette.

Eriks-black-cape: Oh yeah, black to really dark grey what a drastic change.

E: I didn't have a choice. (pouts)

C: Oh stop whining and help me remember why I flew halfway across the country.

E: How should I know?

Randy: So eriks-black-cape, tell us about yourself.

Eriks-black-cape: I really like capes and I have one in every color.

C: Oh! I like her she's very unique.

E: And I am not? I'm the phantom of the opera! (Theme music ensues).

Eriks-black-cape: Capes set-aside can I sing now?

Paula: ok start.

Little lemon: Speaking of capes I want one. How can I be an evil dictator without a cape?

Eriks-black-cape: Sure, what color.

Little lemon: black duh.

E: How come she gets a black cape?

Eriks-black-cape: All right here you go. (a black cape appears).

Little lemon: I HAVE A CAPE!

EBC: so yeah, I'm going to sing "Twisted Every Way"

C: Does anyone know why I came here?

A/N: No one on this chapter knows except for me, and since I'm not going to tell you, you have to figure it out on your own so STOP ASKING!

C: Ok…(walks over to talk to the leprechaun).

EBC: Twisted every way what answer can I give am I to risk my life to win the chance to live…can I betray the man who once inspired my voice…do I become his prey…do I have any choice…he kills without a thought murders all that's good I know I can't refuse and yet I wish I could…(finishes singing Christine's part).

E: (Eating once again and starts talking with his mouth open) Good…(chews) job!

Randy: am I allowed to give a bad review? (Glances nervously up at faeriectacher1) not that it was bad or anything.

A/N: Only Simon can give bad reviews, and he's been dead for two chapters.

Paula: Simon! (cries hysterically).

A/N: Oops…just ignore her.

Everyone in the entire studio except Kat: Ok

Randy: So it was really good in the end. Great job eriks-black-cape!

E: It's not black, its really dark grey.

EBC: Well, I'm not changing my penname to eriks-really-dark-grey-cape.

E: Why? It would be the correct thing to do.

EBC: But it sounds less cool.

E: Who ever said you were cool you're on fanfiction…does anyone know where I could get a Caesar salad?

Little lemon: What is it with you and food?

E: I like food…so kill me for it. (Hesitates before continuing) although not literally.

A/N: EVERYONE on fanfiction is COOL!

Ryan: Once again, I'm going to show you how important I am by introducing our next contestant meelzthegreat!

E: Why are you so great?

Meelz: So can I sing something now?

Paula: (sobs) What is your song?

Meelz: I don't know I just wanted to have a cameo.

Ryan: But it's American Idol you have to sing a song.

Meelz: Listen up, there is a leprechaun in the corner, and a unicorn prancing around, I don't have to sing if I don't want too.

E: So…about that Caesar salad….

Meelz: YAY I'M IN A FANFIC! (sits down happily in the middle of the stage).

Ryan: Since it looks like meelzthegreat refuses to sing, let us introduce our next contestant Phantomlover2005!

Phantomluvr: (Mysteriously reappears) Hey, that's my pen name!

Phantomlover2005: Oh go cry about it.

Phantomlover05: (comes out from behind stage) Why is everyone stealing my penname?

Phantomlover2005 and phantomluvr: Your penname?

E: Looks like we have a penname discrepancy.

Randy: Way to point out the obvious genius.

E: I AM A GENIUS!

Phantomlover05: I thought of my name first!

Phantomluvr: Well, I thought of mine before you even started thinking about yours!

Phantomlover2005: I thought of mine before you even had the thought of thinking of yours!

Randy: Whoa.

(All 3 phantomlover's stare at each other and decide to form a cult).

Meelz: (continues to sit on the stage blissfully).

Phantomlover2005: Ok, now that we're in a cult what do we do?

Ryan: Phantomlover2005, you could start by singing the song you prepared.

Phantomlover2005: In that case I'll sing "Music of the Night"

Onelastchance: (walks confidently on stage with a lawyer at hand) I WILL SUE YOU ALL. AND YOU! (Points to phantomlover2005). I sang "Music of the Night" so you cannot!

Phantomlover2005: What are you going to do sue me?

Randy: That was an exceptionally dumb question.

Onelastchance: Why don't I just sue you all! (glances nervously at little lemon) except her.

Phantomlover2005: Why?

Onelastchance: Because she's crazy and when she takes over the world I want to be on he good side.

Little lemon: I HAVE A CAPE! WITH THIS CAPE I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Onelastchance: Do you see my point?

Phantomlover2005: Exactly. So as I said I'm going to sing "Music of the Night".

Onelastchance: Although you did just agree with me I'm still suing you. (Gets started on the paperwork)

Phantomlover2005: Go ahead! Nighttime sharpens heightens each sensation…darkness stirs and wakes imagination silently the senses abandon there defenses…Slowly gently night unfurls it's splendor…(finishes song and rejoins the phantomlover cult)

A/N: I hope you liked it, I managed to get a couple more of you in, but I still have like 4 people to add so bear with me. Thank you all for being patient!