A/N: Ok here's the next chapter, this is the last American Idol chapter but don't worry there will be many more chapters or should I just make a sequel? What do you think? … I hope you like it…enjoy!

C: I got it!

Erik for President: Got what?

Araiona Dubois: A cold?

Randy: A pimple?

Paula: A way to bring Simon back from the dead?

Little lemon: My book on "How to take Over the World in 20 Minutes"?

Ra: A sudden realization that you love me more than Erik?

C: (glares at Raoul) No.

Ra: Well you can't blame a fop for trying.

E: You're such an idiot.

C: Anyway, I just remembered one of the reasons why I came here.

Entire studio: (in anticipation) YES?

C: The first reason is because I miss Erik, and want him to get a job closer to home so I thought he could start giving the phangirls music lessons!

E: I missed you too, but Christine I've only been away for a day

seriously…. (Suddenly realizes the second part to Christine's statement) WHAT! (Glances around nervously at the phangirls who have dropped everything they were doing, and were now staring at him obsessively.)

C: I think it's such a perfect idea!

Entire studio: THAT'S IT? THAT'S THE CLIMAX?

C: Oh and I'm pregnant.

E: (stands up) PREGNANT? But that's impossible didn't you just have your period like two days ago?

C: Erik that information is personal! (Slaps him and Blushes) and no I just said that because it was he first excuse that came to my mind.

Phantomsecretlove: So I guess that means I won't be singing?

Randy: No, we'll finish up with the next two contestants.

E: (sits back down dumbfounded).

C: Yes, I suppose we can leave after the next two contestants.

Paula: Wow, the studio hasn't been this serious since faeriecatcher1 took over.

Ryan: (looks up hopefully) So that means no more randomness?

Reviewers: Awwwww.

A/N: I never said that…(grins evilly)

Reviewers: YAY RANDOMNESS!

Ryan: I hate randomness!

A/N: Oh do you?

(And at that exact moment peter pan and Tinkerbelle fly into the studio).

Peter: Would anyone like to know how to fly?

Danielle: ME!

Twinkle22: (clearly annoyed) You're not an author!

(and so the contestants line up for flying lessons)

Ryan: (clenches fists) So Pantomsecertlove, what will you be singing?

Peter: YOU CAN FLY! YOU CAN FLY! YOU CAN FLY!

Phantomsecertlove: Uh no, I'm going to sing Carlotta's part during Hannibal.

Randy: Ok dog.

Phantosecretlove: "This trophy from our saviors, from our saviors from the enslaving force of Rome! With feasting and dancing and song, tonight in celebration, we greet the victorious throng, returned to bring salvation! Bid welcome to Hannibal's guests, the elephants of Carthage! As guides on our conquering quests, Dido sends Hannibal's friends! The trumpeting elephants sound, hear, Romans, now and tremble!
Hark to their step on the ground, hear the drums! Hannibal comes!"

E: You sing it much better then Carlotta (anxious to get the episode over with)

Randy: Great Dog.

Paula: Exquisite!

C: (starts saying her goodbyes to the leprechaun and promises that it can be the baby's godfather)

E: (refuses to let his baby's godfather be a leprechaun and watches humorously as the contestants throw themselves from the stage.)

Ryan: Finally, after all the pandemonium, the chaos and the randomness, here is our last and final contestant…Neeg!

Neeg: The best for last, the only problem is there are no more Phantom songs to sing.

C: What about "Wandering Child"? Erik wasn't that captivating?

E: (amusing himself by trying to Punjab Tinkerbelle) uh yeah sure.

C: You know when husbands find out their wives are pregnant they usually start to listen to them! (Cough) HINT! HINT! (Cough)

E: Hint? What's hint?

C: No stupid a hint.

E: Oh. (Stares at Christine) yes dear…that was very… captivating.

C: (rolls eyes).

Harry potter: (in British accent) Do you need help catching that snitch?

E: Oh this? (Points at Tinkerbelle) No but thanks anyway.

Harry: Suit yourself, now I have to battle Voldermort dammit.

E: Good luck with that.

Harry: Thanks; I'll be going now.

E: (chuckles) What a nice kid….

Neeg: Ok, "Angel or father friend or Phantom Who is it there, staring? Angel oh, speak
what endless longings echo in this whisper! Yet your/the soul obeys Angel of Music!
I denied you, turning from true beauty Angel of Music! My protector Come to me, strange Angel!"

Paula: Fabulous!

Randy: Excellent Dog.

C: Oh Erik, (sighs)

E: (eating again) good.

Neeg: Well, that went well, cya all later! (Casually walks off stage)

Danielle: You guys are boring; I'm going to find The Seven Waters Trilogy section. (Follows Neeg off the stage).

Ryan: (starts ending the show) Tune in next week for another episode of American---

Erik for president: Wait! What about the winner?

Ryan: Oh right ummm yeah…we are all winners?

Erik for president: Ahh C'mon that's cheesy!

Leotabelle13: Someone had to win!

E: (leaps off stage in an attempt to fly) Ow! You're a horrible teacher! (Yells at Peter for giving him bad instructions).

Phantom lover cult: (stares admiringly).

Star wars enthusiastic friend: (randomly appears) I'm so excited to be in a fanfic! I finally feel like I belong.

(Walks over to the phantom lover cult overly perky) Can I be a member?

Phantom lovers: No, your penname needs to have "Phantom lover" in it.

Star wars enthusiastic friend: Oh, (optimistically walks over to the suing cult) so can I join here?

Onelastchance: Do you have any reason to sue anybody?

Star wars enthusiastic friend: Uh no…

Onelastchance: Then No.

Star wars enthusiastic friend: (disappointed walks over to little lemon) Can I join you?

Little lemon: (looks up annoyingly) You want to help me take over the world?

Star wars enthusiastic friend: Sure, look I even have this pretty sparkly silver light saber!

Kat: She is way too peppy.

C: Erik we should go.

Little lemon and star wars enthusiastic friend: (stare at each other) TOGETHER WE WILL (cough) TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Tweinkle22: Oh no…now there are two!

E: Bye your food was a pleasure!

C: (pinches Erik's arm)

E: and uh…so was meeting you.

C: (sighs)

What sort of silliness and chaos will my twisted mind come up with to befall Erik and Christine's life after having the baby?

A/N: Should I just keep adding chapters or should I write a sequel? decesions...decesions...