A/N: Sorry, to keep you guys waiting almost a week! But lately I have been in a serious mood, and have been updating my new serious fic Once Upon A Time. You should all read it. Anyway, I'm done with advertising…lol. …here is the next chapter!

Disclaimer: I do not own POTO or Wicked.

C: Erik, it's time (clutches stomach).

E: Time for what? (munching on cookies).

C: (face contorts in pain) the baby…

E: Oh…(crumbs fall out of his mouth) let me just finish these Oreo's…

C: ERIK!

E: Fine be that way (reluctantly puts down cookies) let's get this over with.

(in hospital delivering room)

Midwife: Breath! Breath!

C: (breathing heavily)

E: (munching on cookies he bought at the hospital, there suppose to be for the blood donors, but he doesn't care if they're low on sugar.)

Midwife: It's coming, the baby's coming….

C: (finishes labor)

Midwife: It's a girl!

E: (looks at baby in horror) Her face is atrocious, look at that deformity! Why?

C: (stares at the small lump on the babies face.) Erik it's just a bump.

E: WHY?

Midwife: It's atrocious! It's obscene! Like a froggy, ferny cabbage
the baby is unnaturally… Green!

E: It has a deformity and it's green? (drops to knees) NOOOOOOOOOOO!

C: What? Wait, she's not green.

Midwife: What?

C: My baby is not green.

Midwife: Oh, sorry this isn't Wicked is it?

C: No.

Midwife: My bad, (motions to other nurses) C'mon guys.

(midwives file out of room)

C: Why can't people ever get their fics right…(looks down at the baby) She's so beautiful, what should we name her?

E: How about Maud?

C: Maud? We're not naming our daughter Maud.

E: Why not? It's a perfectly acceptable name!

C: (ignores comment) How about Meg?

E: I'm not naming our daughter after a ballet rat!

C: She's my best friend!

E: Nope. I know (looks down at his chocolate cookie) how about Amber?

C: How pretty! What inspired you?

E: uh…(looks away from cookies) your beautiful eyes?

C: Awww, it's perfect. We can call her Amy for short.

Amber: (looks at Erik, then the cookies, and starts to cry)

C: (attempts to calm Amber)

(A couple days later they are back at the house)

C: (stares adoringly at Amber) this crib set is so perfect for her.

E: (stress in horror at the rose themed bedroom, conveniently matching the couch, wondering why he let her buy it.)

C: I'm going to go lay down, goodnight Amber. (Starts to leave)

E: (clears throat, clearly offended)

C: And you too Erik. (Leaves room).

E: (stares at Amber) Christine loves me more than you! (Sticks out tongue)

Amber: (stares innocently)

E: Oh don't give me that look you know what I mean.

C: (comes back in) Are you threatening the baby?

E: No…

C: Good. (Goes back to sleep).

E: (gives baby a knowing stare and follows Christine)

(Later that night)

Amber: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

C: (asks sleepily) Can you get that Erik?

E: Do I have choice?

C: Nope.

E: Why?

C: Because you didn't suffer through 8 hours of labor.

E: Whatever. (Walks to baby's room) Amber are you ok?

Amber: (stops crying and gurgles) gggssgsgs…

E: You are adorable aren't you? My precious daughter…(smiles)

Amber: (throws a rattle at Erik's head and giggles).

E: Let it be war upon you! (Turns with a swish of his cape).

C: How was she?

E: (mumbles) just great.

C: I can't wait till tomorrow; our first full day with Amber isn't it exciting?

E: Thrilling…

Amber: (giggles manically, taking after her father quite well).

A/N: Sorry it's kinda short but I really hope you guys like it!