A/N: There isn't really much to say... sorry it's a little short…. but I hope you enjoy!

Amber: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

C:(rubs eyes) what time is it?

E: (mumbles and looks at clock) 8: 00am.

C: Well, I'm going to get Amber dressed. Can you make breakfast?

E: Sure how hard can it be…(gets up slowly).

(10 minutes later the smoke detectors start blaring)

E: (stares blankly at shriveled up lump in front of him).

C: Erik, what's wrong? (Looks at his attempt to make pancakes) Oh dear…here entertain Amber. I'll…uh…finish up.

Amber: (pulls at his hair)

E: Ow!

A: (giggles)

E: (sniffs air) Whew…what's that smell?

C: Oh, I haven't changed her diaper yet can you?

E: ok…(puts Amber on changing table)

A: (stares up innocently)

E: All right…(takes a diaper out) lets see…(folds the diaper into a swan) nope that's not it…

A: (enjoying his frustration)

E: (tries several more times to put the diaper on, but to no avail) Why can't I figure this out! There must be directions somewhere….

C: Breakfast is ready!

E: Be right there…(stares hopelessly at the diaper) uh Christine?

C: Yes? (Peaks head in)

E: I couldn't figure out how to put on the diaper. (Looks down)

C: Erik, you're supposed to be a genius!

E: Well the book might have stretched that a tiny bit…

C: Oh Erik, let me finish up here. Eat your breakfast before it gets cold.

E: (walks out of room guiltily)

(3 hours later)

(Doorbell rings)

C: Erik can you get that?

E: Sure, (opens door) WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!

Little lemon and phantomluvr: Christine asked us to come over and help with the baby.

E: You are not going anywhere near----

C: Hi girls! Come on in, Amber is in the living room.

Phantomluvr and little lemon: Thanks Christine! (Push past Erik and make there way to the living room).

E: Are you not aware little lemon is trying to take over the world, and that phantomluvr is in a cult?

Kay Erik: She needs the money for weapons of mass destruction.

C: See Erik, they just need to make some money.

E: FOR WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION?

C: If that's what she chooses to spend it on.

Kay Erik: I'll pick them up before dinner.

C: Thanks! (Closes door). Erik, you didn't think I could take care of this baby all by myself did you?

E: (shakes his head) WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION?

C: Until you learn how to take care of a baby, I need all the help I can get.

E: (starts reading How to Take Care of A Baby For Dummies furiously).

Amber: (cooing happily)

E: (thinks to himself) I need to get them out of my house.