Hello ppl this is a one shot be warned it is completely crazy and well this is what u get when u put me and my crazy friends in a room together. . .
Mustang slumped on his desk, not sure why he was in a bad mood, all he knew was that he wasn't happy. And it wasn't until his favourite cheering up toy walked into the room that his mood lightened. Little did he know that the Fullmetal alchemist was in a foul mood as well.
"Hey diminutive little man," Roy shouted across the room trying to hide his smirk.
Ed looked up shooting a dark look in Mustangs direction. The window behind the Colonel was open and although soothing breeze blew into the room it did nothing to cool the rising heat. The young alchemist continued towards his desk choosing to try and ignore the Mustang's snide remarks regarding his height.
Roy watched Ed slightly taken aback by the lack of response. Anyone could glare, what he wanted was a full on temper tantrum, (Which the Fullmetal alchemist was so famous for).
"I have a message for the only vertically challenged officer in my regiment," He held up a random piece of paper that lay on his desk, probably on of the many letters he was supposed to be signing.
Ed gritted his teeth squeezing the stress ball that havoc had given him for Christmas, oddly enough he had found a stress ball in the shape of Mustang's head. With this Mustang felt lost, he had never had to insult Ed more than twice to get a reaction. Maybe his anger management courses were taking effect.
"Edward the miniature Elric…hey that actually sounds catchy,"
Ed squeezed the stress ball till is flew out of his hands because of the pressure.
"Once upon a time there was a state alchemist by the name of Edward the miniature Elric and he was so small that an ant could squash him…"
"Right that is it…" Ed stormed over to Roy's desk rolling up his sleeves. "I'm not going to use alchemy on you," he stopped once he reached the desk with an evil smirk on his face.
"Your not?" Mustang looked unsure about his sudden predicament.
"No…I'm going to rip you apart with my bare hands!" Ed launched himself across the table.
Mustang let out a high pitched scream and dove out the window. Ed followed.
Hawkeye walked into the office finding everyone at work except Mustang and the older Elric. "Where are they?"
They all pointed out the window. Ed chased Roy down the path running into multiple people. The flame alchemist ran around blindly screaming like a small school girl. He began to look around for a place to run, finding only a door to the left. Mustang raced into the room realizing quickly that it was the military gym, he ran over to the treadmill turning it on and running like a crazy colonel escaping one of his subordinates. Ed came in after Mustang looking around frantically. "HA! You'll never catch me now!" Mustang shouted.
"Oh shit!" Ed looked around for a way to catch Mustang running on the treadmill. He ran over to one of the exercise bikes and jumped on, he began to pedal madly.
Fuery ran into the gym "Why do I have to go and get them?" He looked around the gym from them his hand to his fore head as if looking into the distance. "I'm never going to catch them now," With that he sat down on the rowing machine pulling at the oars in an attempt to catch both the flame alchemist and the fullmetal alchemist.
Havoc walked into the gym a few minutes later and stared at a now sweating Mustang, Ed and Fuery. "Ha as if I'm gonna do all that exercise just to catch them," He ran over to the diving game on the other side of the room and began the his part in the chase.
There you have it…now u r probably thinking wat the hell is she on well here is the answer…hot chocolate…brilliant stuff…lol… all reviews r appreciated so... pls review