A/N: This chapter has nothing to do with the rest of the story. Little lemon and I just thought it would be funny to come up with rules for her new world order. I hope you enjoy!

T.V announcer: We now bring you little lemon's new rules. (Document flashes on the screen).

THE REALLY, REALLY, REALLY IMPORTANT DOCUMENT THAT HAS ALL OF LITTE LEMONS RULES, REQUIRED OF THOSE UNDER HER NEW WORLD ORDER:

Every Thursday of every third month will be Erik appreciation day. It is required that all citizens must wear shades of black, red, white or a combination of all three. All must know the significance behind these colors. Failure to comply will result in a disaster beyond your wildest imagination.

Hugh Panaro is required to walk around shirtless for the rest of his life. Little lemon shall not be questioned as to why. Questioning little lemon will result in being attacked by her army of dancing bunnies. Finally, Hugh will be forcibly returned to playing the Phantom in the Broadway cast.

Gerry Butler is also required to follow the same procedures as Hugh. EXCEPT playing the phantom on Broadway. However, he is required to say "intoxication" every Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Sunday, on national television.

All must remember Gerry and Hugh 4 eva.

Educational programs about The Phantom of the Opera will be shown periodically and all citizens must take a test every 5 years.

IF YOU DISLIKE THE PHANTOM YOU ARE ALLOWED TO ENJOY WICKED BUT NO OTHER BROADWAY PLAY SHALL BE PERFORMED.

TV announcer: we now return to your periodic showing of our Phantom educational video. (An equation flashes onto the screen)

Fop + vicotme equals Raoul

Little lemon: Repeat after me children, Raoul is a fop.

Brainwashed little kids: Raoul is a fop.

Little lemon: (laughs manically)

A/N: We're so crazy! Don't you love it?