A/N: All right here's a new chapter. Even though technically the holidays have passed and/or are coming to a close I would like to say HAPPY HOLIDAYS everyone! This is my present to you guys for faithfully reviewing. I hope you enjoy! Also for the next few chapters there will be a mini story unfolding about Megan and Michele's quest to find Hugh Panaro.


Mi: The majestic Theatre. (Stares admiringly).

Me: All right according to this (points to stolen map) the performers should be exiting there. (Points to a small door).

Performers: (start to file out)

Mi: One, two…(Megan and Michele tackle an actor who they assume is Hugh)

Actor they think is Hugh: AGGG!

Me: Wait you not Hugh!

Howard: I'm the new actor for the 2005 cast list! Please leave me a lone! This is the second time today I've been attacked.

Mi: Well, why are you wearing your costume outside?

Howard: (shrugs) It makes me feel. …Mysterious…. (Giggles girlishly)

Me: (comes to sudden realization) THEY TOOK HUGH OUT?

Mi: WHY? WHY?

Me: EVERYTHING I KNOW IN THE WORLD IS ENDING!

Mi: I think I am going to go hit myself on the back with a stick, like in that Black Robe movie.

Me: (gets angry gleam in eye) We must find Hugh!

Mi: You can run but you can't hide HUGH PANARO!

Howard: Should I be concerned?

Mi: Not unless it was you who forcibly took Hugh off the cast list as you desperately craved for the attention you thought you deserved.

Howard: Then I guess that's a no.

Me: I'll use our Hugh/Gerry tracking device to find out where he went.


C: Erik honey, get ready we're going out.

E: What! (Drops "How to Defeat a Crazy Dictator in 5 Simple Steps").

C: I wanted to go out to dinner.

E: You know I don't like public places.(broods)

A: C'mon daddy! I'm coming too.

E: In that case, please oh please don't make me go! (Grovels)

C: ERIK! Amber is your daughter!

E: Sorry (looks at ground) Where are we going?

C: Fujiyama Mama.

E: Fuji---what?

C: It's a Japanese restaurant; they cook right in front of you and do all these cool tricks.

A: Hibachi!

E: uhhh….

C: (ignores Erik's blank stare) All right lets go!

(they drive to the restaurant)

E: (stares captivated at waterfall on the glass door)

A: (rolls eyes)

Waitress: Three?

C: Yes, please.

E: (notices menus) cool menus!

C: (rolls eyes)

E: Would you people stop rolling your eyes!

A: (giggles)

(After they have finally given their orders the hibachi chef comes out and does cool flippy tricks with the spatula)

E: Wow, look at those cool flippy tricks he's doing with the spatula! Hey they have sushi!

A: Talk about short attention span.

E: (eyes chopsticks)

C: (holds hers perfectly)

A: (holds her perfectly)

E: What are these?

C: Chopsticks.

E: (gives blank stare)

C: It's what Japanese people use to eat.

E: I like forks better.

A: I'll teach you how to hold it daddy.

E: NO I CAN DO IT! (Pitifully attempts to hold chopsticks and gets extremely angry when he can't pick up his chicken.) CURSE YOU!

A: Daddy first hold it like a pencil----

E: I TAUGHT YOU THAT!

A: Then how come you can't do it?

E: Well…. LEAVE ME ALONE!

C: Erik lets calm down.

E: Fine. (Takes one chopstick and stabs his food, and finding this to work happily eats his chicken.)

Waitress: Here's some friend ice cream.

E: Fried ice cream? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

A: Its quite delicious father.

E: (mimickingly) Its quite---

C: Stop mimicking amber!

E: Stop mimicking----

C:ERIK!

E: Hehe.


A/N: sorry its short!