A/N: HEY EVERYONE! I am SO sorry I haven't updated in like 6 months but time has just gotten away from me. However, I'm back now and will be updating all my stories as often as I can. I missed you guys! Sorry if it's kind rusty, but I haven't written this story in so long, I have so many new ideas!

A: Mommy look I lost a tooth!

C: Congratulations sweetie! Put it under your pillow and then the tooth fairy will come! (Claps hands)

A: Mother, please, it is scientifically impossible for there to be a tooth fairy.

C: Says who? (puts hands on hips)

A: Says every scientist that ever existed.

C: Well, I say it is possible, you'll see.

(Later that night while Amber is fast asleep, Christine wakes up and then shakes Erik repeatedly until he does the same)

E: NO I WON'T SUCOMB TO THE FRENCH FRIES!

C: Erik, its just me.

E: Oh.

C: (sighs) We need to prove to Amber that the tooth fairy is real.

E: You have fun doing that, I'm going to go back to sleep.

C: No you see, I need you to do it.

E: Me? But you're the female!

C: Yes, but I feel you're not involved in her life as much as you should be so here ( shoves a pink tutu and fairy wings into his hands).

E: (folds arms over chest) There is absolutely no way I'm wearing this.

(5 minutes later)

E: I can't believe I am wearing this.

C: (biting her lip trying not to laugh) Here's a franc, now go put it under her pillow.

E: (sulks out of the room and mumbles to self) Well at least Nadir can't see this…(slowly creeps into Ambers room) Ok, c'mon Erik, got to put those magician skills to work. Put it under her pillow without her waking up. (Carefully leans over to put the franc under her pillow but then loses his balance, and tumbles down on top of Amber).

A: AHHHHHH! Attack my army of rabid ducks!

E: What the….HOLY CRAP! (Sees the advancing horde of ducks and runs out of her room and out the door).

C: (enters Amber's room) Amber don't be scared it was just your father.

A: Oops. Retreat my minions! (Ducks slink back into the shadows) Do you like them mother? They were a gift from little lemon.

C: They are very…nice, now do u know where your father went?

A: I think he ran outside.

C: In his tutu and wings?

A: I think so.

(Somewhere over the rainbow…er I mean Paris)

E: I try to do something nice and I get attacked by rabid ducks (kicks a stone).

R: (recognizes Erik) Hey Buddy!

E: What the hell are you doing walking the streets of Paris at 3:00 in the morning? Oh wait never mind, do I really want to know?

R: Well, it depends on what you were doing.(smiles smugly).

E: I am the phantom of the opera (theme music ensues) I am supposed to sneak around at night.

R: It's more early morning really….

E: Wait, why are you wearing a tutu?

R: I wear them often; they make me feel all pretty inside.

E: cricket cricket

R: (smiles stupidly) What's your excuse?

E: What do you mean? (Looks down in horror and realizes he never took the tutu or wings off) So that's why everyone was taking pictures, fabulous.

Little lemon: (drops out of nowhere) BLACKMAIL! (Kay Erik falls behind her, and little lemon turns angrily) You always ruin my entrances!

Kay Erik: It's not my fault!

Little lemon: Do you at least have the camera?

E: (watches silently)

Kay Erik: Yep.

Little lemon: Did you take the lens cap off?

Kay Erik: No.

Little lemon: You are impossible! (Takes pictures of Erik) Now that that's done, I have to go conquer Austria and make them all eat dairy (she and Kay Erik disappear).

E: (sighs) I HATE FANICTION!

Faeriecatcher1: I wouldn't say that if I were you.

E: Why?

Faerieicatcher1: Because it's suddenly daylight and you don't have any pants on.

E: (looks down) CURSE YOU!

Faeriecatcher1: It's good to be back.(leans back in computer chair and falls over) NO ONE SAW THAT! (glares at her dog zoe).