I'm sorry if you don't watch 24 because if you don't you probably won't get this chapter. Yet, since this is my most favorite show ever I had to include it in a chapter. For all you 24 fans I hope you enjoy! I'm going on spring break next week so they'll be some time before the next chapter. Here's so background for those who aren't familiar.

Vladimir Bierko: head Russian terrorist.

Christopher Henderson: Ugly/evil

President Logan: stupid/evil

C: Honey, we're having some people over for tea.

E: I hate people.

C: Oh, look they're here!

E: Thanks for the warning.

C: (opens door) Vlad!

Vlad: (in fake Russian accent that sounds British) Hello.

Little lemon: (drops from the ceiling and Kay Erik falls with a thud behind her) Would you get it right already! I can't be evil if you keep tripping in the background.

C: (closes front door and hears a thud)

(Re-opens door and find President Logan smashed into the other side)

C: Couldn't you ring the doorbell?

President Logan: I'm too stupid….(pause) but I am evil.

E: You're too stupid to be evil.

Pl: Yeah well that's what everyone else thought…. Hey look buttered rolls!

Vlad: Get your own! (President Logan and Vlad start shooting at each other)

Gerry Erik: I'm too pretty to die!

E: Where the hell did you come from?

G: I appear randomly sometimes it's bad habit.

E: (stares blankly)

(Doorbell rings)

E: (answers) whoa you are creepier looking then me.

Kay Erik: or me.

E: (glares) did I ask for your opinion?

Kay Erik: No…

Gerry: or me.

E: What is this a frickin' chorus?

Chris: Give me a break I'm like super intoxicated with poison crap, that CTU injected into me.

E: sure, and I got caught in a fire.

Chris: (ignores Erik) Vladdy my man what's up? OMG Lo how are you?

President Logan and Vlad: SUP!

C: Do you know if Jack is coming?

Vlad: He's out with Audrey.

Chris: I always knew those two would get together. I met my wife on one of those dating sites.

Vlad: Yeah, I tried that once, they paired me with this creepy 15 year old girl.

Little lemon: THAT WAS YOU? WE'RE SOULMATES!

Vlad: (slaps forehead) Oh goodness! I need to go back to Russia.

Little lemon: I already took over Russia…DUH.

Kay Erik: yeah duh!
Little lemon: no one asked you.

Kay Erik; No one cares about me…I'm such a phantom.

PL: I do.

(Awkward silence)

Kay Erik: Did I mention I'm straight?

PL: No wonder my wife is crazy.

(Amber walks in)

A: How'd the centox go?

E: Amber go back to your room.

A: (whines) why?

E: Cause there are too many evil people here.

C: Here's the entertainment!

E: What the…

Raoul: (walks in) Hey! Hey!

E: HE'S SINGING?

R: (music plays and in a deep loud voice he sings) I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy yeah…(starts unbuttoning shirt)

C: (giggling)

E: AHHHH! I'm scared for life!

A: (writing down notes)

V: Is this what you American's do for fun?

Chris: I'd rather fork out my own eyeballs and then eat them then listen to this.

(Everyone gives blank stares)

E: That was morbid…what are you still doing here Amber?

A: Raoul's perfect for my "Fop" studies research paper I'm doing.

E: I need to get out more.

C: Who wants honey!

Vlad/Chris/PL: We do! Oh boy!