A/N: Ok, so I guess this chapter might be a filler and not as funny, but I just wanted to get another chapter up before school starts again, b/c once it does I will have no time to do anything, my workload is insane this year. But I hope you enjoy it anyway. Saw POTO on Broadway for the second time two months ago for my b-day. We were three rows from the front it was so awesome. I embarrassed myself by being the first one in the entire theater to stand up when Howard came out to take a bow. Also, Jack Bauer is the lead character in 24 for whomever doesn't watch it, which you totally should! Enjoy the chapter!

Disclaimer: I do not own 24 in any way. Jack Bauer, Vladimir Bierko, President Logan, and Chris Henderson(as seen in the previous chapter as well) are not mine and belong to the Fox television network.

C: I think we should open a gelato shop.

E: WHAT? WHY?

C: Because it would be such a good investment, and who doesn't like gelato?

E: (glares)

C: Ok never mind don't answer that.

E: We don't need investments! We're set for life with all the money I got from the managers!

C: I think it would be fun.

E: Well I don't.

C: Too bad I already bought a place and fixed it up.

E: So why did you even bother asking me?

C: I don't know actually, it's not like you even listen to me anymore.

E: What? I listen to you just fine!

C: Then what did I just say?

E: (starts playing with his cuff links) I dunno.

C: ERIK!

E: uh…I mean something about a gelato shop?

C: (sighs before continuing) We're all going to be servers as well, I have THE cutest uniforms!

E: (looks up indefinitely) Did you say something?

A: (enters room) Mother, can I work in the Gelato shop?

C: No honey, 6-year-olds don't work.

E: I think she should, I had to work when I was 6.

C: Well, there are child labor laws now it's illegal.

E: No one ever cut me slack. (mopes)

A: Fine. Can little lemon at least use the ice cream place as a cover for her operation to take over France?

E: NO!

(Doorbell rings and Jack Bauer walks in)

Jack: I AM JACK BAUER AND I AM REALLY COOL!

E: Dude, what's your problem?

J: I am looking for these people.(holds up pictures of Vlad, Lo, and Chris)

C: Oh yes they were here. Such lovely guests, we had the most interesting conversation about flowers and how to arrange them nicely.

A: Wait, I heard you killed Vlad.

Faeriecatcher1: He did but not in this story.

A: Ok.

E: (looks up angrily) Hey... it's you again!

Faeriecatcher1: Yeah, and you have a problem with that?

E: Can't you make a plotline that I can actually enjoy?

Faeriecatcher1: No.

E: Why not?

Faeriecatcher1: You don't like my plotlines? (Starts to cry)

C: Awww, Erik look what you did! (Pats Faeriecatcher1 sympathetically on the back)

Faeriecatcher1: (sobbing) I gave you ALL of this and this is how you repay me! (Starts to get angry)

E: (remembers last time he made Faeriecatche1 angry) No! I didn't mean it like that! PLEASE DON'T HUMILIATE ME AGAIN!(cowers)

Faeriecatcher1: (stops crying) Yay I made Erik cower! Sweet. And in response if I didn't make the plotline suck for you the story wouldn't be funny, and I wouldn't get any reviews.

E: Reviews. Reviews. Reviews. Is that all you fanfic people care about? What ever happened to writing a good story?

Faeriecatcher1: (glares)

E: I mean I understand completely.

(Silence)

A: When's little lemon coming back?

FC1: I dunno, she's currently obsessed with POTC 2, you know Capitan Jack Sparrow.

E: I lose so many phan girls that way. I mean c'mon he wears eyeliner!

C: Maybe you should take a hint.

E: I am not EVER going to wear eyeliner! (hides his new make-up bag under the couch).

A: So not for a while?

FC1: I'll see. (Turns to Jack) and by the way I LOVE YOU KEIFER!

Gerry: Hey!

FC1: I love you too Gerry.

Gerry: (glares at Jack/Keifer and in his super hot Scottich accent says) I'm Scottish, take that!

J: I just won two Emmys; I don't see you with any awards!

FC1: Ok, this is getting really out of hand I'm going to go.

C: Bye dear!

FC1: But before I go…

Gerry: hey what happened to my shirt?

FC1: (sighs) oh and Erik?

E: yeah?

FC1: You suddenly have no pants on.

E: WHY IS IT ALWAYS MY PANTS? YOU SICK PERSON!

Gerry: hehehehe.

Jack: wow. I'm going to be leaving too.

FC1: Love ya guys!

E: (mumbles)