"Wow. What another great adventure we had, especially when we had to fight that evil Ham demon!" Harry said
"What are you talking about!" said Cho. "You thought that every person we saw was today was the Ham demon in disguise. Now half of the school is dead and the Ham Demon is still at large!"
"Whatever. We can bring everybody back in the next episode."
"True, but what about the Ham Demon!" cried Cho.
"I said the adventure was over, Cho. Now, what's on the list for today? Potions, herbology, the Conquest of the Muggles! HAHAHAHAHA!"
"Knowing what kind of world we live in, I'm guessing the conquest of the Muggles?" sighed Cho.
"Correct. But something is missing. Oh yes. This is when you usually try to stop me. Well aren't you?"
"Can't now."
"Why?"
"Plot devices Harry, plot devices."
Several minutes later…..
"Yes, yes. Soon the muggles will be mine. And its all thanks to you Cho. HAHAHAHA!"
"Harry by some extraordinary mean, I'll admit, you have managed to raise the dead. Again. But because gave their control to the Ham Demon, who you mistook for me, he will soon rule the muggles. Not you."
"Oh! I thought you looked a little fatter and hammyish than usual! Curse you Ham Demon. CURSE YOU! And on a lesser note, curse you and your 'plot devices' Cho."
"Harry you stupid FUCK! This is the worst thing you have done since last week, and you're blaming me!"
"Naturally. I don't have to take any responsibility. After all, I defeated. Vulndermort!
"That's Voldemort, Harry."
"Oh. Well anyway, I think today's adventure is over. Let's go to Hagrids!
"Harry, he died yesterday. Remember? Your last fiasco made sure of that. And even if we could, the castle is surrounded and crawling with zombies and an evil Ham demon, who we still haven't defeated yet! Don't you understand! AAAAHHHHHHHH!"
"I said the adventure is over, Cho. Now, off to Hagrids."\