CHAPTER ONE: The Boy Who Was Still a Boy
A long time ago in a land far away there was a boy who lived in the forest. There were many other children in the forest that were parent less like him and ran around in green clothes all day. The only thing that was different from this boy and all the other forest children is that they had all reached puberty and he hadn't yet.
This little boy who's balls hadn't dropped yet was named Pan. He was quiet, odd, and had the ability to get his point across to anyone without speaking a word. The Spirit of the forest, which was a tiny itty bitty ant, knew that Pan was special. One day a dark and evil man named Dorkan met with the Spirit Ant. The Spirit Ant asked Dorkan what he wanted and Dorkan told him.
"I want my mother back," Dorkan said. The Spirit Ant had no idea what the man meant.
"I mean... give me the Tinsel of Forest!" Dorkan corrected himself. The Spirit Ant flat out refused to give the Tinsel of the Forest to such a rude man. So Dorkan huffed and he puffed and he stepped on The Spirit Ant. With The Spirit Ant's last breath he summoned puberty to find Pan and bring him into manhood. Puberty came quicker than Pan would have wanted. When his voice started to crack, Pan asked everyone what was happening to him. All the forest boys laughed at him and all the forest girls giggled at the boys.
Pan rushed to the Spirit Ant. He knew the Spirit Ant would never laugh at him. The Spirit Ant was able to live long enough to explain to Pan the changes that were going on in his body. He also gave the sacred Tinsel of the Forest to Pan. Before he passed The Spirit Ant told Pan to go see the Princess of Hallmark.
So Pan left his beloved home and headed for the Town of Hallmark in hopes of seeing the Princess. He only wished she would help him with his understanding of puberty and reality.