Disclaimer: I own neither 70S SHOW nor the song SUPER FREAK.

"I can't believe you have to leave already!" Jackie whined, hugging Donna at the door of the apartment. "I feel like you just got here!"

"It's been five days," Donna said. "But yeah, it went by fast." For their last day, the group had gone on the ferry to Staten Island and had a picnic, and now they were saying goodbye. Eric and Donna's flight left in two and a half hours.

"Jackie, we'll see them at Christmas," Hyde said.

"Christmas is too far!" she exclaimed, wiping tears from her eyes.

"We'll send you pictures of the babies," Donna said.

"Wait, babies?" Eric asked. "As in plural!" Donna closed her eyes, and swore under her breath.

"We'll talk about it later, Eric," she said.

"BabIES?" he asked again. "How many are we talking here?"

"And we'll send you a picture when ours is born," Jackie said, ignoring him. "Though we still can't agree on a girls name."

"Hopefully once it's born it will all work out," Donna said. "Tommy, say goodbye to Aunt Jackie and Uncle Hyde."

"Bye!" Tommy exclaimed, jumping into Jackie's arms.

"Oh God you're such a big boy now!" she exclaimed, lifting him up as best she could. She handed him off to Hyde, and he awkwardly hugged the three year old. "We'll see you at Christmas!"

"Yeah," he said. Hyde tossed him off to Eric, who was still in shock about the twins admission, and he clapped Eric on the back.

"We'll suffer together," he said. "Bye, Donna."

"Bye, you big dummy," she said, hugging him. "We'll call when we get in."

Barry burst through the door.

"Oh good, I didn't miss you!" he exclaimed. "You are NOT leaving without saying goodbye to me!"

"Of course not!" Donna said. "You better come out at Christmas."

"We'll see," he said. "Depending on Chanukah and all that I may be able to make an appearance."

"You better," Donna said. "Okay, we need to go." Barry and Tommy hi-fived, and the Foreman clan was off for LaGuardia. Jackie was crying relentlessly, and Barry hugged her.

"It's okay, you'll see them soon enough," he said. Hyde nodded, glad that Barry was taking care of it.

"Seven months is too long!" she exclaimed, and he rolled his eyes.

"Lord, take a pill or something," he said. "Can I crash for dinner? My fridge is like a war zone and I can't bring myself to clean it out."

"Yeah yeah yeah," Hyde said. "We'll order in." Barry sat at the kitchen counter, and Jackie wiped her eyes.

"Oh Jackie my love, I have news," he said. "About the presentation yesterday."

"Yeah?" she asked, sitting across from him.

"We got it."

"We did!"

"Yep."

"EEEEEEEEE!" she exclaimed, leaping into his arms. Barry laughed a little, until she knocked him off the chair.

"Dammit, Jackie!" he exclaimed, standing up, but she was hopping up and down.

"We're going to Montauk!" she exclaimed. The doorbell rang. She looked over at Hyde, who shrugged. She walked to the door, and there was Johnny. "Johnny?"

"Hey, Jackie," he said.

"Oh, I took the liberty of inviting Johnny over," Barry said.

"He didn't tell you, did he?" Johnny asked, but Jackie was already hugging him.

"I'm happy to host a double date in my own house!" she exclaimed.

"I hope this double date is fine with Rays Pizza," Hyde said.

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After the other couple had left, Jackie was getting ready when the phone rang. She ran to it.

"Hello?"

"Hey."

"Hey, Drew! How are you?"

"I'm fine," he said. "Just calling to tell you that Sam is gone, and you have nothing to worry about anymore." She smiled.

"I didn't have anything to worry about in the first place," she said. "But thank you. Okay, I want you and Steven to get to know each other. Want to come over for brunch on Saturday?"

"Wow, you're actually going through with the friend idea," he said.

"Yeah, I am," she said. "So what do you say?" She heard him chuckle.

"Sure, SuperFreak," he said. "I'll come with bells on."

"Oh good. But I have to go, Drew," she said, looking back towards the bedroom. "I'll call you with a time later."

"Can I bring a date?" he asked.

"Oh really?" she asked. "Exciting. Who is she?"

"I thought you had to go…"

"Just quick details!"

"Her name is Astrid and she's an English prof at NYU."

"Yes! Bring her! I'll call you, I have to go. Bye bye bye!"

"Later." She hung up, and then slowly pranced into the bedroom.

"Oh Steeeeeven," she said, and threw off her robe to reveal new lingerie. Hyde looked up from his book, and smiled.

"What are you doing?" he asked. She turned on their tape player, and smiled slyly at him. 'Super Freak' began playing, and Hyde began laughing. She danced a little bit, and smiled.

"You wanna know why he calls me SuperFreak?" she asked, seductively. Hyde nodded.

"Oh yeah," he said, grabbing her arms and pulling her into a kiss. He would soon find out why she had the endearing nickname 'SuperFreak'.

THE END

A/N: I hope you all liked it! I must dedicate this story to my Psychopaths and Serial Killers professor, B.H., as he was my inspiration for Drew. A jackass, but a kind jackass who, I believe, ultimately cared.