K/F: Technically, I didn't want to post this until 5 reviews but since school is coming close, might as well. That will also imply that the episodes might be delayed a bit even though I know what I should write. And here we go with Episode 2! If you want, you can donate virtue cookies to keep me sugar high. (I thank you for the current cookies that I've got!) And I'll share some with my phone pal who gives me her advice on my ideas. And she'll probably feed it to her Taylie (dog).
Grand Disclaimer: Nope. Nada. Zip!

(Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Mushroom, Mushroom)

"Ah, chillin' on break time is rather refreshing isn't it?" Ishida commented sipping on his cup of iced tea.

"Yeah, whatever," Ichigo said resuming his nap.

"I'm happy that we got to go backstage!" Rukia remarked while playing with her Chappy.

Suddenly, Aki looked at her watch and said, "Hey Icki, we're going to be on air soon." Icki, responding to the info, rapped her hands on a wooden slate and held up a sign that read, "WE'LL BE ON AIR IN 15 SEC".

Even though she held up the sign so everyone could see they all ignored her grandly. Then Icki held up a sign that read, "GET UR BUTTS 2 WORK IF U DON'T WANT AN AXE SWUNG YA!" This sign got some reaction but not the correct one.

"Why? You don't even have an axe." Ichigo pointed out.

"Do you want me 2 sick a bulldog at u?" read the sign.

"Fine, but you can say it instead of writing you know." Ishida said.

"I'm practicing miming okay?"

"Mimes don't hold up signs," Ichigo pointed again, scratching his head.

"FINE! THEN I'M PRACTICING SIGN HOLDING! NOW GET ON THE STUDIO FRONT! –insert glare-" read Icki's sign, and yes she wrote 'insert glare'.

Interrupting before things got ugly, Aki calmed them somewhat and urged them in their correct places, "I'm sorry, normally Icki talks a lot and really loudly too, but I don't know why today she's holding up these cardboard signs"

Now that everything was much better Ishida grabbed his mic, and waited onstage for the guests to arrive and did the re-welcoming speech.

"And welcome back to Shinigami's Interview and we are now going to welcome…" as the drum roll sounded Ishida motioned to the left and two figures came along.

"Ichimaru of 3rd division and Aizen of 5th division!" once again, screams and clapping followed at the sight of the two captains. Settling themselves comfortably in their chair the questionnaire began.

"Alright now first off, Ichimaru, are you capable of opening your eyes?" Ishida asked.

"Whatcha talkin' about?" Ichimaru asked, with the ever present grin on his face.

"No I mean seriously, can you?"

"Of course I'm capable I am normal y'know?"

"Yeah right, show me." Ishida said.

"Fine," Ichimaru said. Slowly, very slowly, he opened his eyes…. And then they closed…. At that moment all the girls in the audience (save Rukia, who was staring at her Chappy) squealed and fainted. And the males (save Aizen), were frozen in their seats at the horrifying sight.

PLEASE STANDBY WE HAVE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.

"Oh please, ya guys are wimps," Ichimaru said when everyone had regained their consciousness and sanity.

"Well, ahem, that was rather stunning. And um, onto the next question, Aizen, what do you eat? No one has ever really seen you eating so can you clear up that little area?"

"It's a special diet, really." Aizen started, "I eat..."

"You eat?" Ishida beckoned.

Pause.

"Hollows."

"Wait, I thought you were a hollows' best friend."

"Sometimes, when I'm in my nice guy mood," Aizen commented with a cheesy smile.

"Right, now Ichimaru, have you ever eaten snakes before?"

"Eh? Not any that I'm aware of, why?" Ichimaru remarked scratching his head.

"Well, it's because that all my friends have been saying that you look rather snake-like so it was just an innocent question," Ishida smiled innocently.

"None of these questions appear too innocent. My tingly senses tell me something nasty's coming," Aizen thought silently.

"Okay, now Aizen, I had requested that Tousen was to come along with you. Where is he?"

"Tousen? Oh he's somewhere in Hueco Mundo. He tripped over a rock and being blind couldn't find us really. So we just…just…you know, Left him there."

Meanwhile on a random road in Hueco Mundo:

"Oh curses!" Tousen yelled at no one in particular. He hated being left behind, and this time he was supposed to get to be on that human thing called television too. Just like those to idiots for leaving him behind…hogging all the screen time to themselves.

"Just wait, I'll get you guys back at this when I, figure out where I am…Oh drat, I sense big blobs of hollows coming towards me." And he was right too. Hollows that had been attracted by all the angry yelling had come from far and wide to 'investigate'.

Poke, poke, poke.

"ARGH! Be off with you, Poke-monster!" Tousen yelled.

Poke, poke, pokity, poke, poke.

"That's it! You're asking for it!" Tousen said unleashing his own wave of pokes. Technically he was poking at space because he couldn't see much.

: Back at the studio

"I don't believe that you guys are that mean to be able to dump your friend just like that."

"Well now, sometimes you just have to deal with it," Aizen replied.

"Okay, another one for Ichimaru, have you been secretly dating Aizen?" Ichimaru lifted his eyebrows with a slightly surprised look while poor Aizen, who had just been sipping some orange juice, spat it out directly at the audience.

"What the-? Where do you get this information!" Aizen hollered.

"It's just Matsumoto," Ishida replied smugly.

"I knew something wrong was going to happen," Aizen thought again.

Suddenly backstage a loud voice was heard that sounded oddly like the 10th division captain, "Matsumoto!"

"Oh, Matsumoto. Did she really say that?" Ichimaru sighed. "Well actually Matsumoto and I are dating, not Aizen."

And again a loud voice screamed, "MATSUMOTO, I'LL KILL YOU!" At that exact moment, Matsumoto came forth from stage right, running with her hands covering her head and making for stage left as fast she could with… Hitsugaya hot on her heels.

"Get back here Matsumoto! I'll kill you for dating my arch nemesis!" Hitsugaya yelled while swinging Hyourinmaru in the air.

"I'm sorry taichou, really, I am!" Matsumoto wailed. At that moment a fangirl from the audience managed to break free and attempted to glomp Hitsugaya and managed to attach herself onto the captain.

"Oh fangirl, I shall always remember you!" Matsumoto shouted back and used the fangirl's bought time and ran off.

"You won't get away! And you get off!" Hitsugaya called after her, throwing off the fangirl and chucking her back into the crowd. Finally finished, he brushed off some invisible dust and continued his trek to find his arch nemesis's date.

"Ah well, love goes far en wide," Ichimaru sighed yet again.

"That's absolutely horrifying," Ishida panted.

"No."

And once again, Aki and Icki motioned to each other and Icki held up the sign that said, 'BREAK TIME'.

"Oh well, I guess as of right now, we have no more time but tune in next time with another special guest, our favorite Hanatarou of 4th division!" Ishida clapped. "And will this pair please make it to the front row."

"Sorry, but we gotta make it back to Hueco Mundo," Ichimaru grinned, "else the other shinigamis'll come and grab us." Ichimaru waved as Aizen made to the back of the stage. "Bye-bye!"

(Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Mushroom, Mushroom)

K/F: Okay, now that we're done with episode 2. Episode 3'll be a blast! Don't forget to R&R. Keep those cookies coming!
Again R&R!