AOU: Here are the new body/soul pairings!

Sasuke-Neji
Tenten-Hinata
Chouji-Shikamaru
Shino-Kiba
Lee-Naruto
Sakura-Ino

Neji: I'm stuck in Sasuke's body. How embarassing.

Sasuke: Shut up, Hyuuga.

AOU: Anyway, I'd like to say thanks to everyone who reviewed. I thought this one would suck! I'm keeping Hokage's Scrolls for one more day and if I don't get reviews, I'll go on a warpath and just delete it.

FIC START

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Kiba. "I'M IN SHINO'S BODY! AND IT HAS BUGS IN IT!" Kiba was about to spaz out again when Akamaru padded loyally to Shino, and jumped onto his shoulder. "Akamaru! Come! I'm Kiba!" It was weird cause Shino's voice was saying that.

Akamaru just looked at him funny.

Hinata looked at herself. Oh well. At least she got to where something other than her Hyuuga outfit. "I guess this is okay, huh, Neji-nii-san?" She said. She paused. "Happy rubber man. Happy rubber man. Cool, I don't stutter anymore!"

"I'm Sasuke." Sasuke spat. There was no difference in attitude so, who could tell?

"We have to learn each other's jutsus! Then, we can adapt and just learn how to get out of this mess!" Tenten yelled. Suddenly, Hinata's genes kicked in. "H-H-Hey! I'm s-stuttering! Wh-Wh-Why?"

"Because I stammer and stutter and trip over my words all the time. If I wasn't like that, perhaps I would be talking nice, complete sentences." Hinata said cockily, which was weird considering Hinata was the one talking through Tenten's mouth.

Tenten was about to launch into a tirade of swears when Hinata's embarassement and niceness genes stopped her from doing so. The two genes appeared as tiny angel-Hinatas, stuttering all the time. Inner-Tenten lost it and just strangled the two, but she still couldn't do anything that violated the Terms of Embarassement and Niceness. Too bad.

"Yay!" Chouji cried, realizing something. He reached out with his shadow and grabbed Naruto, who was about to move. Naruto tried to pull away but it didn't work. Soon, everyone was having fun with their traded body persons' jutsus. "Hakke Rokujyuuyon shou!" Sasuke used that jutsu on a tree, turning it into smithreens.

"Sharingan! Chidori!" Neji gave a maniacal laugh at this.

"Baika no Jutsu." Shikamaru shrugged when it didn't work. "Huh, fancy that."

"I can't do anything!" complained Ino. "That's unfair!"

"BRAIN BLAST!" screeched Sakura, making everyone stop. "What is it?" asked a random person.

"Ino! You can use Kai and just release us!" Sakura exclaimed happily. Ino shook her head no. "I'll do that at the end of the chapter."

"WHY?" whined Kiba.

"Because if I do that now, the Author-ess will start PMSing and kill me because the chapter's too short..." Ino pointed out. Everybody sweatdropped as they imagined Alchemist of Uchiha going around stabbing people except Kiba, Sasuke and Neji, because I favor them.

"Um...what are you guys doing?" Kurenai asked. I hope you haven't forgotten the Jounins in the tree! Because they're still there!

"You don't know what happened?" Sasuke asked, staring at Kakashi with a look that said, 'are you on drugs?'

"I'm NOT on drugs! And why are you asking me this, Neji? I'm not your sensei..." Kakashi mumbled, lost in the world of Icha Icha Paradise.

Ino started explaining. "My dadoo taught me this rad new jutsu, Shinokasushin no Jutsu-" a gasp from the senseis. "-and I used it on Sakura to see what would happen. No loss right?" A nod from Kakashi. "Well, it ended up affecting all of us..." Ino trailed off and gestured to the group of people.

"The only way to reverse Shinokasushin," Asuma stated, "Is to stay as that person for a month. The jutsu, if used by a Yamanaka, will wear off at 22 days! 22 chapters!"

"Oh dear." sighed Alchemist of Uchiha, thinking of all the time she would take out of fanfic reading time to update. Oh well!

"Sigh." Ino sighed. "I'll try Kai anyway." She formed the Kai seal and shouted, "Kai!"

And...

You'll have to wait till next week!

AOU: From now on, I'm updating this fic on Tuesdays. Okay? Okay.

Neji: Uh...yah

AOU: yay

Sasuke: Review so she can hurry up and stop making me act a fool in Neji's body...